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  • #16
    Re: Praise ye the LORD!!!

    Originally posted by ikillwitches View Post
    Have you ever come across footnotes in the Old Testament saying, “Hebrew Obscure”, or “Hebrew Uncertain”? This is not due to any lack of content or clarity in the original text, but rather to the fact that most modern Hebrew scholars simply do not know the precise meaning of many of the original idioms with any degree of certainty. For hundreds of years, Hebrew was studied as a “dead” language (a language that was not spoken in everyday life). The difference between studying a “living” versus a “dead” language could be compared to the difference between the study of fossils or museum exhibits of long extinct animals, versus the study of living examples of the same species.
    So given that God placed fossils in the ground to confound scientists, trying to understand a dead language is impossible - is this what you're trying to say?

    A number of years ago, I was given a copy of an old Spanish Bible translated in the heat and fervor of the Reformation (which was brutally put down in Spain by the Inquisition) during a time when it was common practice to burn Bibles along with their owners. I immediately began to notice a depth and clarity to this translation that brought forth a clear witness of the Spirit of God as to the meanings of many seemingly unfathomable passages (mainly in the Psalms, Proverbs and Prophets) that had intrigued me for years. I began to investigate the unique circumstances of this Spanish translation by Casiodoro de Reina published in 1569.
    I've read Reina and Reina-Valera versions. I fail to see substantial differences in meaning between them and KJV (except for being written id different languages, obviously).

    Casiodoro de Reina was born in 1520. He learned Hebrew in Spain as a young man, apparently from Jews who still spoke Hebrew as a “living” language. The Jews had been officially expulsed from Spain in 1492, but it is estimated that only one-fourth of them left at that time (some of those who remained did their best to blend in with the Christians). Eventually, the Spanish Inquisition made it impossible for any Jewish people to survive in Spain speaking their own language. Almost every Hebrew scholar since Casiodoro de Reina has had to learn Hebrew as a “dead” language, which was no longer spoken, until the modern day ongoing resurrection of the Hebrew language in Israel.
    And you seriously think that Hebrew from AD 1500 was the same as Hebrew from 1500 BC (which is when the oldest parts of the OT were written down, give or take a couple of centuries).

    By the same logic, medieval Latin is the same as Julius Caesar's Latin.

    I'll save you the trouble of comparing: it isn't.

    When we edited a recent edition of the Spanish Bible (Las Sagradas Escrituras, Version Antigua, published March of 1998)
    A free advice: when you plagiarize, editing details like that makes it look sooo much more like paraphrasing.

    You're welcome.

    Originally posted by ikillwitches View Post
    Also what made you think I'm a young lady?
    Because you're having temper tantrums like a girl who will need to go to her menstra hut pretty soon.

    Seems like you need a bucket of hydrochloric acid thrown in your face to teach you a lesson.
    Please find me where in the Bible God approves this method...

    "For Adam was formed first, then Eve." (1 Timothy 2:13 JUB )

    "For the man is not of the woman, but the woman of the man." (1 Corinthians 11:8 JUB )
    ....because this ain't it.

    I appreciate, though, your efforts to quote the Bible in the King James Version - even though you call it "JUB" for some odd reason.
    God created fossils to test our faith.

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    • #17
      Re: Praise ye the LORD!!!

      Jubilee 2000? Is that like Windows 2000?

      What are you smoking, boy? Get your ass to church before God smites you.
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      • #18
        Re: Praise ye the LORD!!!

        Originally posted by ikillwitches View Post
        Are you willing to thank the homosexuals for your FALSE KJV buybull?

        See the link below:

        http://www.libchrist.com/other/homos...kingjames.html
        First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

        Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

        Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

        If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

        Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

        And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

        I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #19
          Re: Praise ye the LORD!!!

          Originally posted by ikillwitches View Post
          "but sanctify the Lord God in your hearts, and be ready always to respond to every man that asks you a reason of the hope that is in you with meekness and reverence," (1 Peter 3:15 JUB )

          What is your response to me? I am asking you why you trust the homosexual baby-sprinklers bible. If you can't answer, then I will ass-u-me that it is because you know deep down in your heart that I am right and that you are a wrong homosexual baby-sprinkling king james worshipper.

          "If a man shall join himself with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." (Leviticus 20:13 JUB )

          According to the true scriptures, your homosexual king james shall surely be put to death.
          Watch your mouth, boy. This is a Christian forum.

          You seem deeply misguided, particularly on the subject of the one TRUE Word of God. Please take a look at my sermon on the subject HERE.

          Now please go back to the topic at hand. Please introduce yourself properly. Name, gender, age, hometown. What church were you raised in? What sins have you wallowed in? How often did your father lay a good Christian beating on? Not often enough, I would guess.

          Stop arguing, and show some Christian manners.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #20
            Re: Praise ye the LORD!!!

            Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
            PLAGIARISM ALERT

            The post of this "author" is copy-pasted from here:



            Unsurprisingly, it's called the "Jubilee Bible". Quite ignorant.
            It's not plagarism if I admit to QUOTING and cite the link in my post. Did you actually READ my post?
            Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God. 13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

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            • #21
              Re: Praise ye the LORD!!!

              Originally posted by ikillwitches View Post
              Did you actually READ my post?
              If you didn't write it, then it's not your post.

              Any other obvious things I can help you out with today?
              I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

              Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
              Matthew 7:22
              Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
              Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

              Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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              • #22
                Re: Praise ye the LORD!!!

                Witch killer, you seem violent and angry. Also, I find it curious that you want us to read a false bible written in the Mexican language. There are a lot of Mormans in Mexico. They read diverse false bibles. They are violent and angry, too. For that matter, most Mexicans are violent and angry. They all, Mormans, Romans and heathens, speak the Mexican language and read false Mexican bibles. For all we know, you could be trying to get us to read a Morman bible. Are you a Mexican Morman?
                God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                • #23
                  Re: Praise ye the LORD!!!

                  I wonder where it plagiarized its foul language from. Not Christian parents, I'm sure.
                  The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                  • #24
                    Re: Praise ye the LORD!!!

                    Our friend is at a loss for OTHER PEOPLE'S words
                    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                    Matthew 7:22
                    Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Praise ye the LORD!!!

                      Originally posted by ikillwitches View Post
                      "but sanctify the Lord God in your hearts, and be ready always to respond to every man that asks you a reason of the hope that is in you with meekness and reverence," (1 Peter 3:15 JUB )

                      What is your response to me? I am asking you why you trust the homosexual baby-sprinklers bible. If you can't answer, then I will ass-u-me that it is because you know deep down in your heart that I am right and that you are a wrong homosexual baby-sprinkling king james worshipper.

                      "If a man shall join himself with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." (Leviticus 20:13 JUB )

                      According to the true scriptures, your homosexual king james shall surely be put to death.
                      To bandy words with an ignorant heathen is to dance with the devil!!! My grandfather Joshua Henry once told me this. You will find yourself amongst the fallen come the Day of Judgment sir!!!! Praise Jesus!!!!

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                      • #26
                        Re: Praise ye the LORD!!!

                        Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                        Witch killer, you seem violent and angry. Also, I find it curious that you want us to read a false bible written in the Mexican language. There are a lot of Mormans in Mexico. They read diverse false bibles. They are violent and angry, too. For that matter, most Mexicans are violent and angry. They all, Mormans, Romans and heathens, speak the Mexican language and read false Mexican bibles. For all we know, you could be trying to get us to read a Morman bible. Are you a Mexican Morman?
                        Do you oppose immigration?

                        "But the stranger that dwells with you shall be as the natural of yourselves, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt. I AM your God." (Leviticus 19:34 JUB )

                        If you oppose immigration, then GOD hates you. At the moment, the mexican bible is the truest bible in existence. You probably know how the romish popish pagan "church" burned Willian Tyndale at the stake for translating the Holy Bible. His last words were "Lord, open the eyes of the King of England." and his prayer was answered in the link below. However, I doubt you can read it, so I think we should just stick with the mexican bible, See?

                        Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God. 13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Praise ye the LORD!!!

                          Originally posted by ikillwitches View Post
                          Do you oppose immigration?
                          Into Heaven, yes. Everyone is welcome in Heaven, but few make that choice.

                          Originally posted by ikillwitches View Post
                          (Leviticus 19:34 JUB )
                          Read the whole chapter, child.
                          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                          Matthew 7:22
                          Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Praise ye the LORD!!!

                            Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                            Into Heaven, yes. Everyone is welcome in Heaven, but few make that choice.


                            Read the whole chapter, child.
                            I was talking about True Christian TM Mexicans who wish to enter the USA. But do you get my point about why we should stick with the mexican bible?
                            Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God. 13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Praise ye the LORD!!!

                              Originally posted by ikillwitches View Post
                              I was talking about True Christian TM Mexicans who wish to enter the USA.
                              If they were True Christians, then why didn't God let them be born in His favorite country in the first place?

                              There is only ONE American who was born supernaturally in the USA vs. naturally and that's Jesus Christ. It is just one of many miracles He performed
                              I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                              Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                              Matthew 7:22
                              Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                              Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                              Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Praise ye the LORD!!!

                                Originally posted by ikillwitches View Post
                                Do you oppose immigration?

                                "But the stranger that dwells with you shall be as the natural of yourselves, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt. I AM your God." (Leviticus 19:34 JUB )

                                If you oppose immigration, then GOD hates you...
                                Wow. Way to ignore the other parts of the Bible that clearly tell the faithful NOT to live with the Hellbound:

                                2 Corinthians 6:14-17 "14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? 15 And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
                                16 And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.

                                17 Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you,"

                                If a "stranger" dwells among True Christians™, it obviously means that the stranger is a True Christian™, as well, and you'll find no one here who is opposed to True Christians™ coming to the United States.

                                ...At the moment, the mexican bible is the truest bible in existence...
                                Unsupported assertion, ignored.

                                ...However, I doubt you can read it...
                                Hey, thanks for the ad hominem.

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