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  • Justin G
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    • May 2015
    • 2

    #1

    Okay So Far but Watch It, Eggheads!

    I like much of the content I've seen so far. One thing I am concerned about is the number of you with doctorates and other such titles.


    As one of Indiana's most intensely home-schooled individuals, I am worried that many of you have played too long and too closely near the fiery, dung-fueled furnace of academia.
  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #2
    Re: Okay So Far but Watch It, Eggheads!

    Originally posted by Elija Schulehause View Post
    I like much of the content I've seen so far. One thing I am concerned about is the number of you with doctorates and other such titles.


    As one of Indiana's most intensely home-schooled individuals, I am worried that many of you have played too long and too closely near the fiery, dung-fueled furnace of academia.
    A fair concern. I will assure you however that there are exquisite Christian universities which teach solely that information which is consistent with the KJV1611 Bible. This is evident in the fact that the liberally biased accreditation organizations will not recognize them. Sometimes they even twist conventional science so that it will conform to doctrinal standards. Even our most educated brethren are instructed with strict adherence to scripture.
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • Elijah Mee, PhD
      True Christian™ Brainiac
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2013
      • 538

      #3
      Re: Okay So Far but Watch It, Eggheads!

      I actually went to an atheistic, God-mocking institution of higher education. Was my head filled with secular nonsense? Sure. Did I rebel against it? Heck yes!

      Now that I'm an engineering academic, I'm working to make Christianity not only acceptable but central to the subject. Right now, the government is trying to make computer programming a core subject in schools here and I volunteered to lead a government-sponsored committee working to form a computing curriculum for teenagers. I introduced an initiative called Bible Intelligence Beats Liberal Education which basically aims to replace the computing part of the course with Bible study. It didn't go down well.

      What I do is actually really difficult. I suffered religious persecution at the hands of my university after I left ex-gay literature on the desk of a gay colleague. I nearly lost my job. You have a very one-dimensional view of things. An unchecked academic establishment has free reign to corrupt minds and turn people away from God. Christians are needed in academia to prevent that from happening.

      You think I wouldn't just love to flee to Freehold? Of course I would. I'm sick of the sniggering every time I mention my faith but I truly believe I'm doing God's work. In any small way I can, I want to stop some of the brainwashing of society by secular scientists, engineers and other academics.
      But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

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      • Basilissa
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        • Mar 2013
        • 12974

        #4
        Re: Okay So Far but Watch It, Eggheads!

        Originally posted by Elija Schulehause View Post
        I like much of the content I've seen so far. One thing I am concerned about is the number of you with doctorates and other such titles.


        As one of Indiana's most intensely home-schooled individuals, I am worried that many of you have played too long and too closely near the fiery, dung-fueled furnace of academia.
        Hello, dear, and :welcome-sing: to God's favorite forum!

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        • Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
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          • Aug 2010
          • 259

          #5
          Re: Okay So Far but Watch It, Eggheads!

          Dear Justin,

          Originally posted by Justin G View Post
          As one of Indiana's most intensely home-schooled individuals, I am worried that many of you have played too long and too closely near the fiery, dung-fueled furnace of academia.
          Please allow me to assure you that it is possible to be a Christian while also being subjected to the many aspects of our society that are clearly not in accordance with God's commandments.

          If parents suspect their child to have a weak and vulnerable mind, they will do their best to shield their child from the bad influences of the modern God hating population. All this guided by their Pastor of course. They will home school the child, make sure the child obeys God's commandments, make sure the child never gets access to the Internet and they will make sure the child never learns to travel long distances. All the child will ever know is God's commandments and how to do a simple job, usually in farming, until the child dies and goes to Heaven.

          If, on the other hand, the child is smart and has a strong God fearing mind, a Christian education on a Christian University becomes viable. If the child is blessed with an extremely smart mind, he might even become a Pastor.

          Since your parents clearly didn't trust you enough, I have to wonder how you got on the Internet as this clearly is not a healthy activity for those with a weak mind. Did your parents perhaps die? I would strongly urge you to leave the Internet and use the Holy Bible as your only source of information.

          I hope this scripture (Psalm 12:6-7) will inspire you to do the right thing: "The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou shalt keep them, O Lord, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever."

          Yours in Christ,

          Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453

            #6
            Re: Okay So Far but Watch It, Eggheads!

            Originally posted by Justin G View Post
            I like much of the content I've seen so far. One thing I am concerned about is the number of you with doctorates and other such titles.


            As one of Indiana's most intensely home-schooled individuals, I am worried that many of you have played too long and too closely near the fiery, dung-fueled furnace of academia.
            You think people who spend thier lives in search of the Truth(tm) ae wasting time? When you die and are at the Port of Heaven(c) do you want them to look at your record of devotion and say "Nope' and have security drag you off to a Chute to Hell(r)? Or would you rather you are welcomed with open arms, wisked through the scanners and placed on a personal transport cart to your private welcoming and orientation?
            While I wasted my schooling on a Masters of Organic Chemistry and a Masters of business (I was questioning God, though I went at it from behind). I wistfully imagine where I'd be today if I had not lived my youth so frivolously and full of folly.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Faith_Machine
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              • Mar 2011
              • 10050

              #7
              Re: Okay So Far but Watch It, Eggheads!

              Greetings Justin, I can't wait to get to know all about you. Where do you go to church, brother?
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              • Jim Farmer
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                • Sep 2014
                • 2293

                #8
                Re: Okay So Far but Watch It, Eggheads!

                I fear we may have lost Brother Justin He last logged in only 90 mins after posting that intro.
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                • Elijah Mee, PhD
                  True Christian™ Brainiac
                  True Christian™
                  • Apr 2013
                  • 538

                  #9
                  Re: Okay So Far but Watch It, Eggheads!

                  Originally posted by Jim Farmer View Post
                  I fear we may have lost Brother Justin He last logged in only 90 mins after posting that intro.
                  Perhaps he was overwhelmed by our intellectual credentials.
                  But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

                  The Bible is perfect and contains ZERO contradictions: A True Christian™ guide to logic
                  Using a spirit level to identify homosexuals: A guide for those without the "gaydar"
                  "eSports": Become Usain Bolt without leaving your sofa

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                  • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                    True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                     
                    • Jul 2014
                    • 8405

                    #10
                    Re: Okay So Far but Watch It, Eggheads!

                    Originally posted by Elijah Mee, PhD View Post
                    Perhaps he was overwhelmed by our intellectual credentials.
                    A bit like those foolish young women that Bob meets.
                    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                    • Mary Etheldreda
                      Gushing for Jesus
                       
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 23775

                      #11
                      Re: Okay So Far but Watch It, Eggheads!

                      Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                      Poor Bob. He's a victim of society's incredulity and ignorance.
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Jun 2014
                        • 1330

                        #12
                        Re: Okay So Far but Watch It, Eggheads!

                        Welcome sir...however, I'm rather concerned at you calling us "Eggheads". These are True Christian pastors, men and women, along with forum members like myself. There's a place for everyone, and until the DoF (Department of Faith) and God sees it fit to move you to a forum member, you are still considered Unsaved. Remember Romans 13:1 "Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God." and you'll be fine!

                        YiC,
                        Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
                        "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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