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[uncool dude]

I'm sorry but can an admin here tell me how long infarctions last and how many infarctions lead to a ban? And also will I always be unsaved trash if I accept Jesus as my saviour?

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

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The only query here is you.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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I'm sorry but can an admin here tell me how long infarctions last and how many infarctions lead to a ban? And also will I always be unsaved trash if I accept Jesus as my saviour?

Infarctions are heart attacks, dear, and are sent by God as punishment.

I hope that helps.

[Elmer G. White]

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If you look at your profile, you can see that you have received many infractions for your repulsive behavior but PRAISE GOD all these have expired!



Romans 7:25
I thank God through Jesus Christ our Lord. So then with the mind I myself serve the law of God; but with the flesh the law of sin.

Now it's time to accept Jesus, start memorizing the Bible, Repent, follow Jesus' commandments and - unless you've blasphemed against the Holy Spirit (Mark 3:29), hope remains.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[uncool dude]

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Thanks a lot but how long do infarctions last before they expire? And how many till a person is banned? And why is there a 5 minute wait between our posts?

[Brother Enoch]

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Thanks a lot but how long do infarctions last before they expire? And how many till a person is banned? And why is there a 5 minute wait between our posts?

There is no one answer to your first two questions. It depends on the severity of the 'infarction'. One good infarction could well be all it takes to get banned. If you aren't banned after the infarction then you will be able to see when it expires in your user cp. And the answer to the last question is obvious, just think about it for a minute.

[uncool dude]

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There is no one answer to your first two questions. It depends on the severity of the 'infarction'. One good infarction could well be all it takes to get banned. If you aren't banned after the infarction then you will be able to see when it expires in your user cp. And the answer to the last question is obvious, just think about it for a minute.

Oh Ok I understand. But wouldn't a shorter time period be a little better? And I have heard some people here have PhDs I would like to see their theses. And can I graduate to forum member I have rejected all the false cults and accept Jesus as my saviour. And the very least change my username back.

[Didymus Much]

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...I have rejected all the false cults and accept Jesus as my saviour...

Really? They cashed your cheque already?

[uncool dude]

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Really? They cashed your cheque already?

Can someone please block this god mocking pervert? He's been pilfering these forums for ages.

[Didymus Much]

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Can someone please block this god mocking pervert?...

Your cheque wasn't big enough, I'd hazard.

...He's been pilfering these forums for ages.

pil·fer
ˈpilfər
verb
steal (typically things of relatively little value).

Pestering, maybe, but no pilfering going on.

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

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And I have heard some people here have PhDs I would like to see their feces.

This seems closer to what you were trying to say.

Now stop hitting on me.

[uncool dude]

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This seems closer to what you were trying to say.

Now stop hitting on me.

I assumed that as you had a PhD you would have written a thesis. Can I have a copy?

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

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I assumed that as you had a PhD you would have written a thesis. Can I have a copy?

I did my PhD in CS (specialised in machine learning) and wrote my thesis on the algorithmic optimisation of decision boundaries for non-linear classifiers.

I destroyed it as soon as I found God. Artificial intelligence is an abomination. I still work as a CS academic but I no longer mock God by trying to replicate His creation.

I strongly recommend that you shut yourself off to harmful influences like free thinking and science if you ever wish to know God

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm sorry but can an admin here tell me how long infarctions last and how many infarctions lead to a ban? And also will I always be unsaved trash if I accept Jesus as my saviour?

Dear Demon;

This is called the INTRODUCTION section for a reason. Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus. We are not interested in hearing you whine.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Basilissa]

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Oh Ok I understand. But wouldn't a shorter time period be a little better? And I have heard some people here have PhDs I would like to see their theses. And can I graduate to forum member I have rejected all the false cults and accept Jesus as my saviour. And the very least change my username back.

Wow, so many demands! What else could we do for you today, your Royal Highness?

A helpful hint: that sense of entitlement will not help you in life, dear. You're welcome.