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Ok, I finally Googled LBC and so now I know that this forum is far from satire, it *is* a fabulous, wonderful praise of Jesus, and despite my delighted incredulity at the things people say on here, I will concede I was wrong. But I still don't know, how many of the members of this forum are in on it and how many are serious? How many of the extremely dedicated people are busy Christians? How will I ever believe anyone on here ever again? ONOZ!
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Of course we do get few people here who does not yet follow Jesus. Most of us, however, are dead serious about spreading the truth about Jesus. We are as serious as fiery pits of hell.Originally posted by John c8v7 View Post -
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Glory!
When a young person finally learns the truth about the conditional love Jesus has for people who do exactly what the Bible(KJV1611) says (even if it conflicts with so called modern day so called morality).
Did you know that some people actually think it is okay to be gaywise and Christian at the same time?
I know, right?
Leviticus 18:22 "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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The only thing funny here is that you chose to find solace in slander because you hate God and won't see the Truth. Because facing the Truth, Gods good word, would further prove to yourself the fact you have lived the life as a Sinner for Satan. People have been trying to discredit Landover' good work for years because they choose to believe their interpretations of whatever trash they read over the Bible as it was meant to be read, as it is written.Originally posted by John c8v7 View PostSilly little girl rant blah blah
*** HEATHEN LINK TO DISACCREDITATION ***
So with your smug little girly grin and gullible attraction to those who fear God and lie to protect their comfort. Be wise to remember, Hell is waiting, with open arms, as is God if you choose the path.
Job 28:7 There is a path which no fowl knoweth, and which the vulture's eye hath not seen:
This is a good start to your Salvation. Gods Speed.Originally posted by John c8v7 View PostEcclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.
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Curious member name selection. Are you a stoner?John c8v7Be still, and know that I am God: I will be exalted among the heathen, I will be exalted in the earth. - Psalm 46:10Comment
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Alas, as I have only recently seen the light, God hasn't granted me any stones yet. He must have got me to choose that username to prick me towards realising I needed them.And Israel abode in Shittim, and the people began to commit whoredom with the daughters of Moab. - Numbers 25:1Comment
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Welcome to God's Favorite Forums™, Johnny. I suspect the Lord has led you here with a purpose and a plan. The end result may be unpleasant for you, but that's a risk God is willing to take for the chance to save you from what He will do to you if He finds fault with you.
Let's pray together, Johnny.
Dearest Heavenly Father, Johnny and I are on our knees to beg that you bring upon Johnny the glorious gift of True Faith™. We pray today that you would send Johnny a mortal test of his True Faith™ in the form of a calamity that would surely destroy any man of lesser spiritual fortitude. We ask that you surprise Johnny with this test with perhaps a falling boulder or piano, or maybe a poisonous assault from a hive of negro-ized bees. We thank You for allowing us the opportunity to beg for such things and we know that we owe our survival of Your tests to Christ Jesus' temporary sacrifice for us.
In Sweet Jesus' Glorious Name We pray,
Amen!Your Faithful Usher in Christ Jesus,Herman T. Periwinkle
Mark 16:18 - They shall take vp serpents, and if they drinke any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them, they shall lay hands on the sicke, and they shall recouer.Comment
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I don't like you, John c8v7. I don't like you because you seem disrespectful.
I hope you get right with God soon.
You insolent sower of iniquity.WARNING:
In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.Comment
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Originally posted by John c8v7 View Post
Deuteronomy 23:1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.Comment
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^ LMAO
Could it be? Could it be? DOWN SYNDROME MAN!
Down Syndrome, DownEcclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.
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Loved that band, too bad it takes them 1hr 13min to complete a 3min song. I had to give up.Originally posted by Youth Minister Harry View PostJust beat it, little lady.
Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.
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