[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

His coming was foretold by His Excellency the Prophet Fred Garvin.

What? You mean THIS guy?

[Basilissa]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

Thank you sistren. You are a kind woman. The girls in Babylon they like me. I can speak the American English

Based on the writing sample you've given us: no you don't, sweetie.

The Methodists at my school were from Indiana. That is a state in Babylon. Do you know it?

They have a place called "Indiana" in Mesopotamia? Cool.

[Back against wall]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

I can speak the American English

I laughed when you fell off your chair.

Do you always travel with your Brothers?

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

I have been rebuked. I will try to be a better writer. The Methodists taught me but I am a small bit lazy. I feel like Job and I am tested because I am a Black Hebrew man like him. Job 30:30- "My skin is black upon me, and my bones are burned with heat". I now bear many decorations for foulness as Job did bear his warts.

Rastafari is a Christian religion because we know that Yeshua (Jesus) was a Black Jew who came to bring the word and then returned to rule as king as he said he would. His coming was foretold by the Prophet Marcus Garvey and he came to us to save Africa and unite the scattered tribes. He is Jah Ras Tafari and he has retired to be a monk and that is the custom for the kings of Abyssinia. The world is turning now to be right again and the Black man will be in his rightful place again which is as the rulers. Does not your own country have a Black man for leader?

The Methodists made it possible for I to come to your country and become a student at your best university. I do not have to pay and they give me 400usd every week. I have registered to vote and I want to be a good citizen of your country while I am here.

Jah guide
Trevor

[Basilissa]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

I have been rebuked. I will try to be a better writer. The Methodists taught me but I am a small bit lazy.

It's a miracle! Praise !!

I feel like Job and I am tested because I am a Black Hebrew man like him. Job 30:30- "My skin is black upon me, and my bones are burned with heat". I now bear many decorations for foulness as Job did bear his warts.

That was the description of a problem, not a description of how Job looked like most of his life, dear. (Which is why Job was whining about it). God made Job sick as part of an innocent bet He was playing with the devil (Job 1:6-12).

Rastafari is a Christian religion because we know that Yeshua (Jesus) was a Black Jew

Honey, if you were reading the Bible instead of smoking pot, you would know that Jesus is white as snow:

Revelation 1:14 His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;

The world is turning now to be right again and the Black man will be in his rightful place again which is as the rulers.

Now, that was funny! You really know how to make a joke!

Thank you, honey, for making my day!

Does not your own country have a Black man for leader?

You mean that imposer illegal alien (who, as Godly Donald Trump knows very well, was definitely not born in America) who's currently occupying the White House? That will change very soon, as America will elect Godly White True Christian™ Donald Trump as President. Hopefully Trump will choose Sarah Palin as his Vice President - they truly are a match made in Heaven!

The Methodists made it possible for I to come to your country and become a student at your best university.

A university in Wisconsin? Is it even considered to be a research university? Or is it just a machine that turns farmers' children into people with useless BS (Bachelor of Science) diplomas?

I do not have to pay and they give me 400usd every week. I have registered to vote and I want to be a good citizen of your country while I am here.

If you have registered to vote without being a US citizen, then you're committing a fraud, dear. And the really good thing about becoming a US citizen is, that it is not an easy/quick process. Especially for non-white folks.

I will need to know a bit more about you, dear, so I can forward that information to the Homeland Security, so that they can deport you once and for all.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

I have registered to vote and I want to be a good citizen of your country while I am here.

Another new Democrat.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

When I am a graduate of the University of Wisconsin I will return to Zion to work with President Robert Mugabe to restore the Black man to rule in Africa. Until then I will make friendships with Americans who will help the Africans. There are many who want to join our cause here in Madison Wisconsin.

[Back against wall]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

I will return to Zion to work with President Robert Mugabe to restore the Black man to rule in Africa.

o'riely? Well it's great that you'll be helping the old niggero pres rape and pillage FIFA. All this talk of niggeros is making me quite nauseous. So how about answering something serious this time?




Who would win in a fight?

President Robert Mugabe




Idi Amin



Apollo Creed



OR

The Fat Catlick priest that ate a determined baby?




Proverbs 14:9 Fools make a mock at sin: but among the righteous there is favour.

You see, I can not take you seriously as you wont take God seriously. God is serious business. I'm quite serious. Seriously.
I am righteous for God because He saved my sinful soul. God could save you too. Well, possibly not but you could at least Pray and ask.

[Basilissa]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

When I am a graduate of the University of Wisconsin I will return to Zion

Nope, I think we'll deport you to whatever hellhole you came from much earlier than that (see my previous post).

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

Who would win in a fight?

President Robert Mugabe




Idi Amin



Apollo Creed



OR

The Fat Catlick priest that ate a determined baby?

I believe that we can rule out the fat white man and the Black American homosexual in the fancy shorts. President Robert Mugabe is an intellectual and a statesman but old and not a boxer. Idi Amin Dada was a mighty Black warrior who was exiled by the white man. He would win the fighting contest.

[Des]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

Idi Amin Dada was a mighty Black warrior who was exiled by the white man.

So that ratty little Julius Nyerere with the Hitler moustache was a white man? Because it was he who forced the gluttonous braggart into exile.

Like the coward he was, he ran to Libya before settling in Saudi Arabia where he kissed Camel Jockey backside for the rest of his miserable days until God saw fit to send him to hell as Satan's anal sex slave. Glory!

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

Nyerere was a Black man but he worked for English and the Americans for money. It is the sorrow of Africa. The politicians take the money from the white man and the people suffer. It will take a true statesman like President Robert Mugabe to unite Africa and end white domination. At the University of Wisconsin we learned that the white man is going to pay what is called reparations to Black men for all the suffering they caused. They should pay Africa too. They have plenty of money.

[Des]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

At the University of Wisconsin we learned that the white man is going to pay what is called reparations to Black men for all the suffering they caused. They should pay Africa too. They have plenty of money.

We'll get right on that, right after the Black men pay reparations to all the Black men for what they did to their own country, and right after those same Black men pay the White men for all the lazy, ungrateful hired help they charged us for to ship over here a couple hundred years ago.

[Herman Periwinkle]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

Reparations?! How about those uppity, entitled boogie-woogies thank God for slavery, because if not, the blacks who are here would have been stuck in Africa. I learned that from a black conservative Christian preacher named Rev. Jesse Lee Peterson who said, and I quote:

"Thank God for slavery, because if not, the blacks who are here would have been stuck in Africa."

So how about we bill them for the travel, meals, room and board? Or maybe we DID bill them and they're just late paying it, as usual.


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[I Man Rastafari]

Re: I and I mon Rastafari

I have had a meeting with my counselor and she thinks that I may not be well suited to be an anesthesiologist so I have decided to become an engineer. My opinions on the use of ganja as a medicine for sick people were not well received and I think this change will work out best for everyone. I will master mathematics and build bridges in Africa to assist in the revival of the Black man in Africa. I will be an African engineer and possibly the President of Africa after a time. In the new Africa everyone will have equal opportunities.