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  • #16
    Re: Hi All

    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
    I don't remember a minimum age for marriage in the Bible. Do you?

    On the contrary, Bible often clarifies that there are some women who are too old to be wives or sex slaves, and should be, um, discarded:

    Numbers 31:17-18
    17 Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.
    18 But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.
    Well fortunately I'm a bit tougher than that. It sort of happens when you have your classmates try to pay you to kill yourself, have a boyfriend try to train you as a whore, have a guy threaten to rob you and you have to run him out of the store, and other events. Yea I know, my past is a bit messed up.
    1 Corinthians 11:3
    But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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    • #17
      Re: Hi All

      Originally posted by LocusSolace View Post
      I was 5, that's a little young to get married.
      The Bible does not set age limits on the ages between two partners. While there are some rights girls can expect, according to Jesus (Deuteronomy 21:10-14), age is not one of them.

      I hope that helps.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #18
        Re: Hi All

        Originally posted by LocusSolace View Post
        Well fortunately I'm a bit tougher than that. It sort of happens when you have your classmates try to pay you to kill yourself,
        Did you take the money? You could always tell them, "I started smoking so it should kill me in 30 years or so."

        have a boyfriend try to train you as a whore, have a guy threaten to rob you and you have to run him out of the store, and other events. Yea I know, my past is a bit messed up.
        You should be thankful. You know, the more unfortunate events you suffer, the more possible it is that God is playing with the Devil over your life - not everybody receives such personalized attention!

        Job 1:8-12
        8 And the Lord said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth evil?
        9 Then Satan answered the Lord, and said, Doth Job fear God for nought?
        10 Hast not thou made an hedge about him, and about his house, and about all that he hath on every side? thou hast blessed the work of his hands, and his substance is increased in the land.
        11 But put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath, and he will curse thee to thy face.
        12 And the Lord said unto Satan, Behold, all that he hath is in thy power; only upon himself put not forth thine hand. So Satan went forth from the presence of the Lord.

        Job 2:3-6
        3 And the Lord said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth evil? and still he holdeth fast his integrity, although thou movedst me against him, to destroy him without cause.
        4 And Satan answered the Lord, and said, Skin for skin, yea, all that a man hath will he give for his life.
        5 But put forth thine hand now, and touch his bone and his flesh, and he will curse thee to thy face.
        6 And the Lord said unto Satan, Behold, he is in thine hand; but save his life.
        God created fossils to test our faith.

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        True Christian™ Love.
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        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • #19
          Re: Hi All

          Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
          Did you take the money? You could always tell them, "I started smoking so it should kill me in 30 years or so."

          You should be thankful. You know, the more unfortunate events you suffer, the more possible it is that God is playing with the Devil over your life - not everybody receives such personalized attention!

          Job 1:8-12
          8 And the Lord said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth evil?
          9 Then Satan answered the Lord, and said, Doth Job fear God for nought?
          10 Hast not thou made an hedge about him, and about his house, and about all that he hath on every side? thou hast blessed the work of his hands, and his substance is increased in the land.
          11 But put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath, and he will curse thee to thy face.
          12 And the Lord said unto Satan, Behold, all that he hath is in thy power; only upon himself put not forth thine hand. So Satan went forth from the presence of the Lord.

          Job 2:3-6
          3 And the Lord said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth evil? and still he holdeth fast his integrity, although thou movedst me against him, to destroy him without cause.
          4 And Satan answered the Lord, and said, Skin for skin, yea, all that a man hath will he give for his life.
          5 But put forth thine hand now, and touch his bone and his flesh, and he will curse thee to thy face.
          6 And the Lord said unto Satan, Behold, he is in thine hand; but save his life.
          No I didn't take the money, that would have been stealing. I was in elementary school at the time.
          1 Corinthians 11:3
          But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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          • #20
            Re: Hi All

            So you're the one with the crippled husband? Did you know that God hates crippleds?

            Lev.21:17-23
            Whosoever ... hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God. ... Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries.

            So who is the father of your kids?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • #21
              Re: Hi All

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              So you're the one with the crippled husband? Did you know that God hates crippleds?




              So who is the father of your kids?
              My husband is the father of our child. And I don't care who hates people with disabilities, we completed our marriage vows. I'm not going to leave him because someone supposedly dislikes that group
              Bright Blessings
              1 Corinthians 11:3
              But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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              • #22
                Re: Hi All

                Originally posted by LocusSolace View Post
                So because I was raped when I was 5, God did it because I somehow displeased him?
                God allowed it, He didn't do IT.
                There seems to be a lot of Sin in your immediate family. What color eyes does your Son have?
                Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.


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                • #23
                  Re: Hi All

                  Originally posted by Back against wall View Post
                  God allowed it, He didn't do IT.
                  There seems to be a lot of Sin in your immediate family. What color eyes does your Son have?
                  Blue what difference does that make?
                  1 Corinthians 11:3
                  But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Hi All

                    Originally posted by LocusSolace View Post
                    ...I'm not going to leave him because someone supposedly dislikes that group...
                    "Someone"? No, not "someone", GOD (according to the Bible). And there's nothing "supposed" about it. The Bible says that He hates your husband even more than He hates me (and that takes some doing, lemme tell ya ).

                    1 Timothy 5:8 "But if any provide not for his own, and specially for those of his own house, he hath denied the faith, and is worse than an infidel."

                    Pretty harsh, but who am I to question God?

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                    • #25
                      Re: Hi All

                      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                      "Someone"? No, not "someone", GOD (according to the Bible). And there's nothing "supposed" about it. The Bible says that He hates your husband even more than He hates me (and that takes some doing, lemme tell ya ).

                      1 Timothy 5:8 "But if any provide not for his own, and specially for those of his own house, he hath denied the faith, and is worse than an infidel."

                      Pretty harsh, but who am I to question God?
                      LOL You're an arrogant atheist dick (From the title by your name), I'd say that gives you a right to question
                      1 Corinthians 11:3
                      But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Hi All

                        Originally posted by LocusSolace View Post
                        LOL You're an arrogant atheist dick (From the title by your name), I'd say that gives you a right to question


                        Even though he's an atheist dick he reads his Bible and provides interesting arguments from an atheist view. Speaking of reading a Bible you should start!

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                        • #27
                          Re: Hi All

                          I thought retards didn't have any seed...where are these babies coming from?

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                          • #28
                            Re: Hi All

                            Originally posted by Hank Whitlock View Post
                            Even though he's an atheist dick he reads his Bible and provides interesting arguments from an atheist view. Speaking of reading a Bible you should start!
                            In this issue, I'm not quite sure what reading the Bible would do. I'm not going leave my husband just because he's disabled. Only a really shallow person would do that. Any asking forgiveness for loving a disabled person would be pointless, since I don't mean it.
                            1 Corinthians 11:3
                            But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Hi All

                              Originally posted by LocusSolace View Post
                              In this issue, I'm not quite sure what reading the Bible would do. I'm not going leave my husband just because he's disabled. Only a really shallow person would do that. Any asking forgiveness for loving a disabled person would be pointless, since I don't mean it.
                              Dear Sinner,

                              Reading the Bible would show you how your husband could be healed. It only requires actual Faith in Jesus and Miracles do happen. He's promised us as much!



                              Matthew 17:20
                              And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.


                              If a mountain can be moved by Faith, getting someone off the wheelchair is extremely easy, and the amount of actual Faith and Obedience to Jesus required is minimal, as evidenced by the Bible.

                              Hebrews 12:13
                              And make straight paths for your feet, lest that which is lame be turned out of the way; but let it rather be healed.


                              I've prayed on a regular basis
                              not to be punished by ending up in a wheelchair and my prayers have been a success as I am not in a wheelchair. The only conclusions are that...
                              1. Either the person wants to remain crippled and neglects Jesus' Promise or...
                              2. The sins of the forefathers are of such magnitude that it is best to let God fulfill His promise of righteous punishment (Exodus 20:5). In this case I'd kindly command the previous generation to really look into their sins and offer some prayers of Repentance to heal the offspring.

                              In both cases, Prayer would, obviously, still work.


                              Yours in Christ,

                              Elmer
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                              • #30
                                Re: Hi All

                                Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                                I thought retards didn't have any seed...where are these babies coming from?

                                They are his. Or are you calling me a liar?
                                1 Corinthians 11:3
                                But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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