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  • Thomas Taylor
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2012
    • 1486

    #301
    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
    i just said your getting on my nerves .you took it how you wanted or rather let these Fake Christians© tell you what they think i said
    Mrs. Grinch,


    If I were in your position I would take heed of the following advice given to us directly by God:


    Romans 14:4 - Who art thou that judgest another man's servant? to his own master he standeth or falleth. Yea, he shall be holden up: for God is able to make him stand.


    YIC
    TT
    Isaiah 66:15

    For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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    • curtisedwardgrice
      Very low IQ
      God-mocking heathen
      • Dec 2015
      • 226

      #302
      Re: I was here before I lost my mind

      Hey Mary I order you to stop infracting me and just talk like a civil human being Im sure even you can do that -Master Curtis

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      • Thomas Taylor
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Oct 2012
        • 1486

        #303
        Re: I was here before I lost my mind

        Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
        Hey Mary I order you to stop infracting me and just talk like a civil human being Im sure even you can do that -Master Curtis

        Dear Blurtus,


        Wow, for a Christian you sure are nasty. How can you expect anyone to be civil with you when all you do is show a deeply embedded aggression towards Mrs. Etheldreda. I see that now you are even making smutty overtures by claiming you are her master. I'll have you know that Mrs. Etheldreda has only one Master and that is God.


        Please be civil for a change. You might find that people are civil back.


        I will pray that you rid yourself of this S&M fixation you have.


        YIC
        TT
        Isaiah 66:15

        For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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        • Basilissa
          South of the Border outreach program
          True Christian™
           
          • Mar 2013
          • 12975

          #304
          Re: I was here before I lost my mind

          Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
          you've never been to a Baptist church really? Never omg what this site for will you look at that Landover Baptist Church. Hmmm?
          Here is a teachable moment for you, sweetie:

          Syntax* has rules. Proper punctuation is one of them. If you learned the rules of proper punctuation, you would understand more nuanced meanings.

          For example. I'm sure these two sentences have the same meaning in your simpleton mind:

          Let's eat, Grandma!
          Let's eat Grandma!

          Well, you see, they don't mean the same thing. The presence of a single comma changes the meaning drastically**.

          Miss Mitza uses punctuation correctly. You don't. Hence your inability to understand what's plainly written. I've come to a sad realization that even if you do read the Bible, you are too slow to understand it. Just like the dumb Jews Jesus was talking about:

          Matthew 13:11-13
          11 He answered and said unto them, Because it is given unto you to know the mysteries of the kingdom of heaven, but to them it is not given.
          12 For whosoever hath, to him shall be given, and he shall have more abundance: but whosoever hath not, from him shall be taken away even that he hath.
          13 Therefore speak I to them in parables: because they seeing see not; and hearing they hear not, neither do they understand.





          ___________
          * Google it. Or ask your caregiver to google it for you.
          ** I'll let your caregiver to explain the difference to you as well.
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775

            #305
            Re: I was here before I lost my mind

            Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
            Hey Mary I order you to stop infracting me
            Hey Curtis, make me. I dare you.


            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • curtisedwardgrice
              Very low IQ
              God-mocking heathen
              • Dec 2015
              • 226

              #306
              Re: I was here before I lost my mind

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              Hey Curtis, make me. I dare you.


              your quite beautiful, why are you so mean to me?

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              • Mary Etheldreda
                Gushing for Jesus
                 
                • Sep 2011
                • 23775

                #307
                Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                Originally posted by Thomas Taylor View Post
                Dear Blurtus,


                Wow, for a Christian you sure are nasty. How can you expect anyone to be civil with you when all you do is show a deeply embedded aggression towards Mrs. Etheldreda. I see that now you are even making smutty overtures by claiming you are her master. I'll have you know that Mrs. Etheldreda has only one Master and that is God.
                Too true, Mr. Taylor. I have only One Master and to Him will I capitulate my own will, desires, needs, and hopes. I think we call all see Mr. Grice is no Christian for the fruit he bears is bitter and prickly (Matthew 7:16). He's been fed comforting lies so long he doesn't know what the Truth(tm) is any more, and gets visibly upset when someone challenges his self-soothing bedtime stories.
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • curtisedwardgrice
                  Very low IQ
                  God-mocking heathen
                  • Dec 2015
                  • 226

                  #308
                  Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                  Too true, Mr. Taylor. I have only One Master and to Him will I capitulate my own will, desires, needs, and hopes. I think we call all see Mr. Grice is no Christian for the fruit he bears is bitter and prickly (Matthew 7:16). He's been fed comforting lies so long he doesn't know what the Truth™ is any more, and gets visibly upset when someone challenges his self-soothing bedtime stories.
                  no yall got it all wrong

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                  • MitzaLizalor
                    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 14337

                    #309
                    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                    Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                    no yall got it all wrong
                    How are we going with that source for Job's wife's death?

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                    • anthonyijackson
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Jan 2018
                      • 82

                      #310
                      Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                      Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                      Hey Mary I order you to stop infracting me and just talk like a civil human being Im sure even you can do that -Master Curtis
                      No, she really can't.
                      This space reserved for Scripture
                      -- Admin

                      Really.

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                      • Jim C. Lombardo
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Aug 2014
                        • 565

                        #311
                        Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                        Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                        your quite beautiful, why are you so mean to me?
                        Sister Mary has more interesting matters to attend to, rather than humor lustful come-ons from some slobbering hick.

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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22882

                          #312
                          Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                          Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                          OLD OR NOT GET MY NAME RIGHT ITS CURTIS EDWARD GRICE NOT CURSEWORD YOUR DISRESPECTING ME AND IM DONE WITH BEING DISRESPECTED
                          My mistake – I read that as curtsied ward grice – I mean, it is understandable – they are all real words:Curtsied – past tense of “to curtsy”
                          Ward – a place when mad people are kept.
                          Grice – a suckling pig

                          It didn't seem to make much sense – but then your ideas about religion don’t either - so I thought that was your “forum name”, so I made the best I could out of it. Cursed Word seemed rather appropriate – I could change it for you if you want…
                          AS FAR AS JESUS AND GOD AND THE BIBLE I DO MY PART I WAS SAVED AND BAPTIZED I DO MY PART TO TEACH GODS LOVE AND ABOUT JESUS DYING FOR OUR SINS
                          Left hand side of the keyboard - third key up... Your CapsLock is stuck on.

                          How can you say you are Saved and Baptized? You have to be Baptized then you get Saved. Jesus said that.

                          On top of that, I don't think Baptism works if some false prophet does the job - It'd be like being taught to drive by a blind man, wouldn't it?

                          I'm not sure "YOUR PART" is particularly accurate, and that worries me - there are enough people out there with wild ideas without your adding to them.
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                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                          • curtisedwardgrice
                            Very low IQ
                            God-mocking heathen
                            • Dec 2015
                            • 226

                            #313
                            Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                            Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                            How are we going with that source for Job's wife's death?
                            I was sent by God to show you the way.

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                            • Basilissa
                              South of the Border outreach program
                              True Christian™
                               
                              • Mar 2013
                              • 12975

                              #314
                              Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                              Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                              I was sent by God to show you the way.
                              Do I really have to point out all of the idiotic, anti-Christian, nob-Biblical stuff that you have posted so far?



                              Repent for your sins, God-mocking heathen!
                              God created fossils to test our faith.

                              * * *

                              My favorite LBC sermons:
                              True Christians are Perfect!
                              True Christian™ Love.
                              Salvation™ made Easy!
                              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                              God HATES Rational Thinking!
                              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

                              Comment

                              • anthonyijackson
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Jan 2018
                                • 82

                                #315
                                Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                                Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                                Do I really have to point out all of the idiotic, anti-Christian, nob-Biblical stuff that you have posted so far?



                                Repent for your sins, God-mocking heathen!
                                Giving me an infraction does nothing but prove my point.
                                This space reserved for Scripture
                                -- Admin

                                Really.

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