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  • curtisedwardgrice
    Very low IQ
    God-mocking heathen
    • Dec 2015
    • 226

    #436
    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
    You added ‘grow up and act your age’.

    Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

    Why do you continually reject Christ?

    YIC
    you should have read it on my level of intelligence (grow up and act your age, when i was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
    1 Corinthians 13:11)

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    • DolliMoans
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Sep 2017
      • 451

      #437
      Re: I was here before I lost my mind

      That's your problem Mr. Grice. I was never a child. I was raised very early on to behave as a respectable lady; a miniature adult really.

      And yet, we never really do "grow up", do we? We're all God's children; at least, men are God's sons (1 John 3:1), whereas we womenfolk are an inferior extension. (Genesis 2:23)

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      • Dr Laurence Niles
        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
         
        • Jan 2012
        • 9063

        #438
        Re: I was here before I lost my mind

        Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
        you should have read it on my level of intelligence (grow up and act your age, when i was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
        1 Corinthians 13:11)


        You do it again!!

        If you wish to stay here you must stop putting words into Jesus’ mouth!

        Nobody likes to have things put into their mouths that are unseemly: you are literally raping Jesus’ face and mouth (metaphorically) when you put words into his mouth.

        You are figuratively forcing the full girth of a length of turgid mansteel into his crying facehole: are you mad?

        What’s wrong with you?

        YIC
        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • DolliMoans
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Sep 2017
          • 451

          #439
          Re: I was here before I lost my mind

          Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post


          You are figuratively forcing the full girth of a length of turgid mansteel into his crying facehole: are you mad?
          Judging from his personal photo, Dr. Niles, I gather his mansteel's quite musky.

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          • curtisedwardgrice
            Very low IQ
            God-mocking heathen
            • Dec 2015
            • 226

            #440
            Re: I was here before I lost my mind

            Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post


            You do it again!!

            If you wish to stay here you must stop putting words into Jesus’ mouth!

            Nobody likes to have things put into their mouths that are unseemly: you are literally raping Jesus’ face and mouth (metaphorically) when you put words into his mouth.

            You are figuratively forcing the full girth of a length of turgid mansteel into his crying facehole: are you mad?

            What’s wrong with you?

            YIC
            grow up and act your age the Bible says, when i was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
            Is this better?

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            • curtisedwardgrice
              Very low IQ
              God-mocking heathen
              • Dec 2015
              • 226

              #441
              Re: I was here before I lost my mind

              Dear curtisedwardgrice,

              You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.


              Reason: Delusional thinking.
              -------
              You’re thinking is delusional. Nobody is infracting you.

              This infraction is worth 3.7 infraction is worth 3.7 infractional points and this infraction will last 9 hour’s before this infraction is de-infractionalised.

              Can we move on from your fixation with infractions?





              (Lying is a sin Dr Laurence Niles)

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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14345

                #442
                Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                .
                Hi .. Yes; I was wondering how many people Jesus will be killing when He returns, according to your understanding of what He has told us? If my estimation is wrong I'm sure you'd like to inform me.

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22371

                  #443
                  Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                  Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                  I spake as a child
                  I am sure you did...
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • curtisedwardgrice
                    Very low IQ
                    God-mocking heathen
                    • Dec 2015
                    • 226

                    #444
                    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                    Read the posh you infracted Felicity he gave me that infraction said i was delusional that no one was infracting me yet there's the proof and that makes him a liar especially since you gave me one defending him

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                    • Dr Laurence Niles
                      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                       
                      • Jan 2012
                      • 9063

                      #445
                      Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                      Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                      grow up and act your age the Bible says, when i was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
                      Is this better?

                      Why do you keep posting pure incriminationally obviousisty that you are deliberately ADDING TO THE BIBLE(KJV1611)!!

                      Do you think Jesus will be fooled by changing the font? He’s sees EVERYTHING and will NOT be fooled by your obviously obliquely obfuscationalisation of HIS OWN WORDS.

                      Don’t take Jesus for a fool: it will not end well for you, friend.

                      YIC
                      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                      • curtisedwardgrice
                        Very low IQ
                        God-mocking heathen
                        • Dec 2015
                        • 226

                        #446
                        Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                        Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                        Why do you keep posting pure incriminationally obviousisty that you are deliberately ADDING TO THE BIBLE(KJV1611)!!

                        Do you think Jesus will be fooled by changing the font? He’s sees EVERYTHING and will NOT be fooled by your obviously obliquely obfuscationalisation of HIS OWN WORDS.

                        Don’t take Jesus for a fool: it will not end well for you, friend.

                        YIC
                        I did not add anything you stupid blind fool i put a comma after what i said then quote scripture as yall keep requesting me to do and added the chapter and verse to show i didn't edit it but stillyou treat me like im doing something wrong you need to back off me NOW!!

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                        • Dr Laurence Niles
                          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                           
                          • Jan 2012
                          • 9063

                          #447
                          Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                          Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                          I did not add anything you stupid blind fool i put a comma after what i said then quote scripture as yall keep requesting me to do and added the chapter and verse to show i didn't edit it but stillyou treat me like im doing something wrong you need to back off me NOW!!
                          You seem angry, friend. Why not unburden your soul? We are here to help.

                          Have you tried accepting Christ?

                          YIC
                          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                          • curtisedwardgrice
                            Very low IQ
                            God-mocking heathen
                            • Dec 2015
                            • 226

                            #448
                            Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                            Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                            You seem angry, friend. Why not unburden your soul? We are here to help.

                            Have you tried accepting Christ?

                            YIC
                            I already told you i have now stop asking STUPID QUESTIONS

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                            • Didymus Much
                              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 14079

                              #449
                              Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                              Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                              I already told you i have now stop asking STUPID QUESTIONS
                              Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law:
                              And nothing shall offend them."

                              When are you going to at least act like a Bible-believing Christian?

                              Don't you think knowing what it says would help with the charade?

                              Read it. All of it.

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                              • Basilissa
                                South of the Border outreach program
                                True Christian™
                                 
                                • Mar 2013
                                • 12975

                                #450
                                Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                                Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                                I already told you i have now stop asking STUPID QUESTIONS
                                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law:
                                And nothing shall offend them."

                                When are you going to at least act like a Bible-believing Christian?

                                Don't you think knowing what it says would help with the charade?

                                Read it. All of it.
                                And this is precisely the problem we are facing here. Curtis claims to have read the Bible, yet each time he posts he shows his utter ignorance of what the Scripture says.

                                I honestly dunno how to help this poor confused soul anymore. He ignores offered Scripture; he doesn't read long, thoughtful responses to hos rants; he does not answer questions which are asked of him.

                                The poor thing is headed to Hell and he doesn't even know it.

                                Curtis - despite everything, I am still praying for you. I hope that helps.
                                God created fossils to test our faith.

                                * * *

                                My favorite LBC sermons:
                                True Christians are Perfect!
                                True Christian™ Love.
                                Salvation™ made Easy!
                                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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