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Don't feel so bad Unbridgeable. As a member of the pure white race from the great state of North Carolina and a good God-fearing Christian to boot, I can say that there are a lot worse things to be than a white man with a pinch of South American Amerindian a drip, drip'n in the blood stream.
So here is my list of races worse than a mixed blood, South American coca leaf chewing injun...
1. Arabs....they're filthy, hairy, ugly, stupid and they're all potential jihadist terrorists, not to be trusted! The only thing filthier, hairier, uglier and stupider than an Arab man is an Arab woman. Most times you won't be able to tell the difference between them, assuming the woman don't have her face completely covered in a burka. Arabs worship the devil, so they're all hell bound for sure.
2. The Irish....they think they're white, but no one has ever treated them like they were, which means they ain't. Let's not ignore the fact that they're lazy drunkards. In fact, when they ain't getting drunk at some stinking hell-hole pub and singing them vulgar drinking songs, they're busy producing babies that they can't afford to raise. There is one positive thing I can say for the Irish though; they can dig one hell of whole using a shovel since they're too stupid to be good at anything else.
3. Spaghetti Sling'n Eye-talians. The Eye-talians are pretty lazy too, though not quite as lazy as the good for noth'n Irish. They're fat, hairy, and swarthy looking and they make their living from organized crime. Suffice it to say, those ring kissing papists are all hell bound for sure.
4. Mexicans! The Mexicans are so hated that even the negroes, who are also pretty despised, hate them. I truly believe that God created Mexico so that the U.S.A. would always have a next door neighbor it could beat in a war and take land from. Mexicans aren't all bad though! Even though they're dumb as nails and have to fry beans twice before they serve it on a paper plate, they tend to be hard working and can dig a ditch faster than a drunk'n Irishman any day of the week. One sad fact about the Mexicans is that, even when you to dress one up in a suit and tie, he still comes out look'n like a filthy, stupid, brown-skinned, no-account Mexican.
5. The Chinks! They're smart, hardworking and they're known for brutally beating their kids if they don't come out smart and hardworking, which means that they are the most blessed out of all the non-white races. However, they look real strange and worship a statue of a naked fat man, which means that they're on the side of Satan and are hell bound for sure!
Dear Jesus! Thank you for making me white! Amen!
The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken....Amen!
Don't feel so bad Unbridgeable. As a member of the pure white race from the great state of North Carolina and a good God-fearing Christian to boot, I can say that there are a lot worse things to be than a white man with a pinch of South American Amerindian a drip, drip'n in the blood stream.
So here is my list of races worse than a mixed blood, South American coca leaf chewing injun...
1. Arabs....they're filthy, hairy, ugly, stupid and they're all potential jihadist terrorists, not to be trusted! The only thing filthier, hairier, uglier and stupider than an Arab man is an Arab woman. Most times you won't be able to tell the difference between them, assuming the woman don't have her face completely covered in a burka. Arabs worship the devil, so they're all hell bound for sure.
2. The Irish....they think they're white, but no one has ever treated them like they were, which means they ain't. Let's not ignore the fact that they're lazy drunkards. In fact, when they ain't getting drunk at some stinking hell-hole pub and singing them vulgar drinking songs, they're busy producing babies that they can't afford to raise. There is one positive thing I can say for the Irish though; they can dig one hell of whole using a shovel since they're too stupid to be good at anything else.
3. Spaghetti Sling'n Eye-talians. The Eye-talians are pretty lazy too, though not quite as lazy as the good for noth'n Irish. They're fat, hairy, and swarthy looking and they make their living from organized crime. Suffice it to say, those ring kissing papists are all hell bound for sure.
4. Mexicans! The Mexicans are so hated that even the negroes, who are also pretty despised, hate them. I truly believe that God created Mexico so that the U.S.A. would always have a next door neighbor it could beat in a war and take land from. Mexicans aren't all bad though! Even though they're dumb as nails and have to fry beans twice before they serve it on a paper plate, they tend to be hard working and can dig a ditch faster than a drunk'n Irishman any day of the week. One sad fact about the Mexicans is that, even when you to dress one up in a suit and tie, he still comes out look'n like a filthy, stupid, brown-skinned, no-account Mexican.
5. The Chinks! They're smart, hardworking and they're known for brutally beating their kids if they don't come out smart and hardworking, which means that they are the most blessed out of all the non-white races. However, they look real strange and worship a statue of a naked fat man, which means that they're on the side of Satan and are hell bound for sure!
Dear Jesus! Thank you for making me white! Amen!
The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken....Amen!
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