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  • xMOCHA
    Unsaved trash
    • Nov 2016
    • 17

    #31
    Re: Well, look what site I found.

    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
    Well, sending you to Hell is what God wants. That should make you feel better a little, right?

    We know that He must enjoy it because we know that He messes up some people's mind so that they can go to Hell:

    2 Thessalonians 2:11-12
    11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
    12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

    Praise !



    I take offense, dear. It's God Who's judgmental, not me! Don't shoot the messenger!
    That's not making me feel better at all. It makes me feel like im a mistake.

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    • xMOCHA
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      • Nov 2016
      • 17

      #32
      Re: Well, look what site I found.

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      This isn't Camp Fire Girls, dear. Nor is it Australia where the more offensive your nickname, the more people love you. This is a church forum and an online community where God's Favorite People gather in fellowship to Praise and Glorify the Lord thy God.

      Now, if you want anyone to take you seriously, you will repent of your disgusting and immoral ways, apologize to Christ Jesus for sucking up the oxygen He created for you to breathe, beg Him to apply His temporary death to pay off your eternal debt, and turn your life around to be in His service. You probably have some good years left in the life of your womb. Don't let them go to waste.
      Cool, apparently im a waste of oxygen to jesus.

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      • Segoosuoia
        Unsaved trash, admitted retarded
        • Dec 2015
        • 80

        #33
        Re: Well, look what site I found.

        You're not a mistake. These people are nothing but basement-dwelling jerks who want to distort God's word and turn Him into a monster like themselves.

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        • xMOCHA
          Unsaved trash
          • Nov 2016
          • 17

          #34
          Re: Well, look what site I found.

          Originally posted by Segoosuoia View Post
          You're not a mistake. These people are nothing but basement-dwelling jerks who want to distort God's word and turn Him into a monster like themselves.
          Thanks dude. I seriously needed that, and im not even sarcastic this time lol.

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          • Basilissa
            South of the Border outreach program
            True Christian™
             
            • Mar 2013
            • 12986

            #35
            Re: Well, look what site I found.

            Originally posted by xMOCHA View Post
            That's not making me feel better at all. It makes me feel like im a mistake.
            Originally posted by xMOCHA View Post
            Cool, apparently im a waste of oxygen to jesus.
            You're not waste. You're not a mistake. You've been designed by to go to Hell and suffer for all eternity. It's not a mistake, it's exactly what wants. Don't you understand, that according to the Holy Bible, He really wants to send most humanity to Hell?

            Maybe He hated you since your conception:

            Romans 9:10-15
            10 And not only this; but when Rebecca also had conceived by one, even by our father Isaac;
            11 (For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth
            12 It was said unto her, The elder shall serve the younger.
            13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.
            14 What shall we say then? Is there unrighteousness with God? God forbid.
            15 For he saith to Moses, I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion.


            Have you tried prayer to cure your gayness (James 5:14-16)? Of course, God doesn't hear the prayers of sinners, so you might be screwed either way:


            John 9:31 Now we know that God heareth not sinners: but if any man be a worshipper of God, and doeth his will, him he heareth.
            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • Des
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2013
              • 2718

              #36
              Re: Well, look what site I found.

              What kind of name is xMOCHA anyway? Are you a former Negress? Bleach doesn't work. Ask Michael Jackson when you get to hell. Only God can lift the Hammite curse and make you a respectable human being.
              Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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              • Brother Gonzalez
                Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
                True Christian™
                 
                • Sep 2016
                • 2087

                #37
                Re: Well, look what site I found.

                Originally posted by Segoosuoia View Post
                You're not a mistake. These people are nothing but basement-dwelling jerks who want to distort God's word and turn Him into a monster like themselves.
                Please specify. If someone here is distorting the word of God I want to know. In fact, is your duty to let us know, if you call yourself a Christian.


                Tell in which post there is a distortion of the word of God.


                BTW, if you don't call yourself a Christian, and you did not read the whole Bible, how can you know someone else is distorting it?. And for the love of God, do not say that God loves us all. It is not true, it is not what the Bible says, and would be impossible. That and saying that Jesus is a hippie communist is almost the same.
                1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                • Basilissa
                  South of the Border outreach program
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Mar 2013
                  • 12986

                  #38
                  Re: Well, look what site I found.

                  Originally posted by Segoosuoia View Post
                  You're not a mistake. These people are nothing but basement-dwelling jerks who want to distort God's word and turn Him into a monster like themselves.
                  Please show me any True Christian distorting what in any way what the Bible says about God, and what God says in the Bible.

                  I'm all ears.
                  God created fossils to test our faith.

                  * * *

                  My favorite LBC sermons:
                  True Christians are Perfect!
                  True Christian™ Love.
                  Salvation™ made Easy!
                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                  Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
                  True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                  • xMOCHA
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Nov 2016
                    • 17

                    #39
                    Re: Well, look what site I found.

                    Originally posted by Des View Post
                    What kind of name is xMOCHA anyway? Are you a former Negress? Bleach doesn't work. Ask Michael Jackson when you get to hell. Only God can lift the Hammite curse and make you a respectable human being.
                    Ever heard of coffee?

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                    • xMOCHA
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Nov 2016
                      • 17

                      #40
                      Re: Well, look what site I found.

                      Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                      You're not waste. You're not a mistake. You've been designed by to go to Hell and suffer for all eternity. It's not a mistake, it's exactly what wants. Don't you understand, that according to the Holy Bible, He really wants to send most humanity to Hell?

                      Maybe He hated you since your conception:

                      Romans 9:10-15
                      10 And not only this; but when Rebecca also had conceived by one, even by our father Isaac;
                      11 (For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth
                      12 It was said unto her, The elder shall serve the younger.
                      13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.
                      14 What shall we say then? Is there unrighteousness with God? God forbid.
                      15 For he saith to Moses, I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion.


                      Have you tried prayer to cure your gayness (James 5:14-16)? Of course, God doesn't hear the prayers of sinners, so you might be screwed either way:


                      John 9:31 Now we know that God heareth not sinners: but if any man be a worshipper of God, and doeth his will, him he heareth.
                      Doesn't help at all dude. Jesus hates me for no reason apparently. And I doubt that's what he wants. I think he would be dissappointed finding out about you acting as if jesus is a bad person, for I know he won't make people just so he can send me off to hell because he felt like it.

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                      • Brother Gonzalez
                        Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
                        True Christian™
                         
                        • Sep 2016
                        • 2087

                        #41
                        Re: Well, look what site I found.

                        Originally posted by xMOCHA View Post
                        Ever heard of coffee?
                        If he hasn´t, it is because is not in the Bible. We are VERY serious about the Bible here.


                        Anyway, are you a nigress? Don't try to evade the question, please.
                        1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                        • Mary Etheldreda
                          Gushing for Jesus
                           
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 23775

                          #42
                          Re: Well, look what site I found.

                          Originally posted by xMOCHA View Post
                          Doesn't help at all dude. Jesus hates me for no reason apparently. And I doubt that's what he wants. I think he would be dissappointed finding out about you acting as if jesus is a bad person, for I know he won't make people just so he can send me off to hell because he felt like it.
                          You're confused. It would appear you didn't read the very first reply. Jesus hates you because you are queer. He finds that so disgusting that He'd rather toss you into eternal flames regardless of how nice or kind or compassionate or creative or helpful you may be to anyone for any reason just because He couldn't stand the thought of you in Heaven with Him. I hope that helps.


                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • xMOCHA
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Nov 2016
                            • 17

                            #43
                            Re: Well, look what site I found.

                            Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
                            If he hasn´t, it is because is not in the Bible. We are VERY serious about the Bible here.


                            Anyway, are you a nigress? Don't try to evade the question, please.
                            I told him about it because he asked me why my username was that, aka it was named after mocha coffee. And no, im not a nigress. I never was one.

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                            • Pastor Isaac Peters
                              Senior Pastor
                              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                              Always Biblically correct
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 10639

                              #44
                              Re: Well, look what site I found.

                              Originally posted by xMOCHA View Post
                              I think he would be dissappointed finding out about you acting as if jesus is a bad person, for I know he won't make people just so he can send me off to hell because he felt like it.
                              How do you respond to the Bible passage that was quoted to you that says that He most certainly will?
                              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                              Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                              • Basilissa
                                South of the Border outreach program
                                True Christian™
                                 
                                • Mar 2013
                                • 12986

                                #45
                                Re: Well, look what site I found.

                                Originally posted by xMOCHA View Post
                                Doesn't help at all dude.
                                Ehem, I'm a lady, not some "dude."

                                Jesus hates me for no reason apparently. And I doubt that's what he wants.
                                True. Maybe He's just using your petty life to play a game with Satan, just like He did with Job (Job 1:6-12, 2:3-7). Maybe He hates you because you have a bastard among your ancestors (Deuteronomy 23:2). Maybe your parents or grandparents or great-grandparents did something that pissed God off (Numbers 14:18).

                                I think he would be dissappointed finding out about you acting as if jesus is a bad person,
                                He's above bad. He creates both good and evil:

                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.

                                for I know he won't make people just so he can send me off to hell because he felt like it.
                                That's your opinion. Unfortunately, God disagrees:

                                Ezekiel 20:25-26
                                25 Wherefore I gave them also statutes that were not good, and judgments whereby they should not live;
                                26 And I polluted them in their own gifts, in that they caused to pass through the fire all that openeth the womb, that I might make them desolate, to the end that they might know that I am the Lord.
                                God created fossils to test our faith.

                                * * *

                                My favorite LBC sermons:
                                True Christians are Perfect!
                                True Christian™ Love.
                                Salvation™ made Easy!
                                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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