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  • xMOCHA
    Unsaved trash
    • Nov 2016
    • 17

    #46
    Re: Well, look what site I found.

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    You're confused. It would appear you didn't read the very first reply. Jesus hates you because you are queer. He finds that so disgusting that He'd rather toss you into eternal flames regardless of how nice or kind or compassionate or creative or helpful you may be to anyone for any reason just because He couldn't stand the thought of you in Heaven with Him. I hope that helps.


    I seriously doubt he hates me for being queer. You obviously don't know how Jesus' love works. He literally wants to promote love, and not hate. You're currently doing the opposite.

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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12984

      #47
      Re: Well, look what site I found.

      Originally posted by xMOCHA View Post
      I seriously doubt he hates me for being queer. You obviously don't know how Jesus' love works. He literally wants to promote love, and not hate. You're currently doing the opposite.


      Everything we say is supported by the Holy Bible. None of what you say is supported by the Holy Bible. Please remember that the Holy Bible is our only source of knowledge about Jesus.

      So, let me reiterate one of our Pastors' question:

      Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
      How do you respond to the Bible passage that was quoted to you that says that He most certainly will?
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • Brother Gonzalez
        Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
        True Christian™
         
        • Sep 2016
        • 2087

        #48
        Re: Well, look what site I found.

        Don't feel so bad. God hates people for mysterious reasons.

        Have you sold your birthright for a bowl of lentils soup? God apparently hates that:


        Genesis.
        29And Jacob sod pottage: and Esau came from the field, and he was faint: 30And Esau said to Jacob, Feed me, I pray thee, with that same red pottage; for I am faint: therefore was his name called Edom. 31And Jacob said, Sell me this day thy birthright. 32And Esau said, Behold, I am at the point to die: and what profit shall this birthright do to me? 33And Jacob said, Swear to me this day; and he sware unto him: and he sold his birthright unto Jacob. 34Then Jacob gave Esau bread and pottage of lentiles; and he did eat and drink, and rose up, and went his way: thus Esau despised hisbirthright.


        And then...


        Malachi 1:3 And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness


        So that could be. I hope that helps.
        1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775

          #49
          Re: Well, look what site I found.

          Originally posted by xMOCHA View Post
          I seriously doubt he hates me for being queer. You obviously don't know how Jesus' love works. He literally wants to promote love, and not hate. You're currently doing the opposite.
          You're confused, dear.

          You doubt He hates you for being queer, despite His saying so ("abomination" is the word used, google it). This means you are accusing the Lord thy God of either being a liar, or incompetent to get across His Message reliably.

          Jesus literally wants your service and love, according to His Literal Word (John 14:15 ). If you refuse thee things, He will refuse to love you (John 14:21; 23). If YOU want to turn your back on HIM, He will not force you to love Him, unless you are Paul and then He will strike you blind and helpless and vulnerable and scared and you will do what He says and you will love it.
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Alvin Moss
            Serving Jesus
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2013
            • 4468

            #50
            Re: Well, look what site I found.

            Originally posted by xMOCHA View Post
            I seriously doubt he hates me for being queer. You obviously don't know how Jesus' love works. He literally wants to promote love, and not hate. You're currently doing the opposite.

            Friend, you are seriously misled. Jesus not only hates you for being homosexual, He says you are to be killed. Leviticus 18:22 tells us that homosexuality is a crime against the word of God. "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination"-God. Later, in Leviticus 20:13 we see, in part, the following, "...they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."-God again.

            So you see, the directions are quite clear: homosexuals are to be caught and done away with. We here feel that it is our duty to attempt to help you to avoid that fate. However, your cooperation is required for success. You have to get right with Jesus or it is Hell for sure.
            Last edited by Alvin Moss; 11-18-2016, 05:18 AM. Reason: too many a's
            God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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            • Anne Sayne
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Sep 2016
              • 182

              #51
              Re: Well, look what site I found.

              Originally posted by xMOCHA View Post
              I understand, but now I just feel unwelcomed. Which, im probably not welcomed considering my sexuality. I've actually tried to do what god likes, but I guess I can't change my sexuality.
              Again with the "born that way" junk? Repent, sinner!
              God is about as real as unicorns and dragons.
              Revelation 12:9
              Job 39:9

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              • handmaiden
                Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 11458

                #52
                Re: Well, look what site I found.

                Originally posted by xMOCHA View Post
                I seriously doubt he hates me for being queer. You obviously don't know how Jesus' love works. He literally wants to promote love, and not hate. You're currently doing the opposite.
                Hello, can you please tell us where you are getting your ideas about Jesus from? The only things that I know about Jesus are from the Bible.


                Several people here have cited Bible passages for you but you don't seem to be reading them. If you don't want to read the Bible then that is your choice. But you can't speak knowledgeably about Jesus' love or any of His other opinions or actions or even His intentions unless you go to the only existing source of information about Him, which is the Bible.


                This isn't meant to be unwelcoming or unkind, but you cannot have it both ways. Either engage with the Bible to know Jesus, or reject the Bible and deal with Jesus as myth or an amalgam of barely reliable historical sources.


                Here at Landover Baptist we read the Bible. We confront the Bible's uncompromising positions on many issues including the directive to obey the whole Bible. We hold the position that to accept Jesus is to accept any and all commands contained in the Bible. If someone posted a any scripture here, you need to read it and heed it like the whole point of Jesus' life and sacrificial death is dependent on it. . .Because if you don't, then you never really needed Jesus in the first place.




                Sincerely Yours,
                Handmaiden
                His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                Guns For God and the Economy

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                • BrotherLarry
                  Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2014
                  • 2262

                  #53
                  Re: Well, look what site I found.

                  I won't repeat what my brothers and sisters have told you, but I will mention a few important facts.


                  The ONLY way to learn about God is to read His Book, the King James Bible (1611 version). If you wanted to learn about Kirk Cameron, would you ask Sean Penn? No, you'd go to Kirk Cameron. His book "Still Growing" is an amazing way to know more about this wholesome, handsome child of God. He also has a book with Ray Comfort called "Thanks a Million!", and it is hard to put it down once you've opened it. Well, doesn't it only make sense to read God's story of Himself? The smashing thing is that God also verifies the veracity of His Book, tells you that it can be used for instruction and reproof, and that it is a lamp unto your feet. God doesn't lie of course, so you can believe Him completely.


                  As others have said, we receive our knowledge about God from God. I think that's pretty simple, don't you?


                  The next thing I'd like to point out is that as a True Christian(TM), there is no way I can have a "dirty" mind. Jesus washed me white as snow with His Blood when I repented of my Catholicism and idolatry. All I had to do was ask. From that moment I became a changed man.


                  I don't want you burning in hell thinking that no one cares. We would not have tried to impress upon you the importance of confessing your sins to Jesus and asking Him for forgiveness if we didn't think there was hope. (1 John 1:9) However, if you choose to be outside His Grace, which you are if you have not repented, then the consolation comes from knowing we will wave at you as your flesh eternally boils in the lake of fire, where you will be surrounded by millions if not billions of unwashed and unsaved fools who could have been enjoying a fruitata with Moses and Jacob instead.


                  I said a prayer for all of you; now the rest is up to you.


                  COME LORD JESUS! (Rev 22:12)
                  BrotherLarry
                  Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                  “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                  Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                  Amen and Amen

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                  • Brother Jessup
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 137

                    #54
                    Re: Well, look what site I found.

                    Originally posted by xMOCHA View Post
                    Well uh, hello. Im just some girl who literally has no clue if she would rather be religious or not. But anyways, im probably going to get yelled at for this, but im bisexual with a lovely girlfriend (Yes, I read the bible before, but I don't recall seeing where homosexuality results in you going to hell). I just got this account this morning, and I think i'll just scan through the forms for a while.
                    It is not entirely your fault that you chose a life of sexual depravity and sin. Unfortunately, women are far less intelligent and emotionally weaker than men. If you had a strong Christian man in your life, telling you what to do and giving you orders, you would learn to accept and cherish the intended gender role assigned to your cursed sex by providence. However, there is still a spark of hope left for your ilk now that Donald J. Trump and VP Mike Pence have both been elected to office. Soon you will have the opportunity to undergo forced lesbian deprogramming, which will turn you into the subservient housewife that all women are naturally suited for.

                    After all, do you really want to spend your entire life as a bitter, angry, unattractive, lesbo?



                    God bless you! I hope you don't burn in hell.
                    The Lord’s Hang’n Judge – convicting the wicked and condemning the heretic!

                    And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war. (Revelation 19:11)

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                    • Dr Laurence Niles
                      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                       
                      • Jan 2012
                      • 9063

                      #55
                      Re: Well, look what site I found.

                      Originally posted by xMOCHA View Post
                      I seriously doubt he hates me for being queer.
                      Quite the opposite. Jesus wants you dead.

                      Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

                      I may not personally want you dead because I'm a Christian, not of terrorist decent but as a loving Christian who actually gives a care about Jesus that is what I have to call for.

                      I'm sure you understand the bind I'm in.

                      All the best.

                      YIC
                      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                      • Dr Laurence Niles
                        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                         
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 9063

                        #56
                        Re: Well, look what site I found.

                        Originally posted by Brother Jessup View Post
                        It is not entirely your fault that you chose a life of sexual depravity and sin. Unfortunately, women are far less intelligent and emotionally weaker than men.

                        After all, do you really want to spend your entire life as a bitter, angry, unattractive, lesbo?



                        God bless you! I hope you don't burn in hell.
                        I often wonder if these women were prettier with nicer hair they might be able to find a husband.

                        YIC
                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • Faith_Machine
                          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 10050

                          #57
                          Re: Well, look what site I found.

                          Greetings xMocha, I am praying for you and your lesbian lover.

                          Say, it would probably be easier to pray for you if I could put a face to the name.


                          How about sending me a picture of you and your girlfriend?


                          Together.
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                          • Segoosuoia
                            Unsaved trash, admitted retarded
                            • Dec 2015
                            • 80

                            #58
                            Re: Well, look what site I found.

                            Eww, please don't send them your picture. I wouldn't trust these guys as far as I could throw them *shudder*.

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                            • Michael Hezekiah Esq
                              Unsaved trash, a Rich Joo (Luke 16:24)
                              • Sep 2016
                              • 256

                              #59
                              Re: Well, look what site I found.

                              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                              Greetings xMocha, I am praying for you and your lesbian lover.

                              Say, it would probably be easier to pray for you if I could put a face to the name.


                              How about sending me a picture of you and your girlfriend?


                              Together.



                              ???????????????
                              You really don't want my help, do you?
                              A half truth is a whole lie.

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                              • Faith_Machine
                                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 10050

                                #60
                                Re: Well, look what site I found.

                                Originally posted by Segoosuoia View Post
                                Eww, please don't send them your picture. I wouldn't trust these guys as far as I could throw them *shudder*.
                                And just who the heck are you, and what, exactly, are you implying?


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