[Faith_Machine]

Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors

What do your think that tranny whore Maybeline has in her pants?

I am going till rebuke her simmering powerful!


Something piwerful


Powerful

[Faith_Machine]

Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors

ADMIN DELETE THIS THRAD MY ACCOUNT WAS HACKED

[Elmer G. White]

Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors

ADMIN DELETE THIS THRAD MY ACCOUNT WAS HACKED

Dearest Brother,

It is obvious that you were wrongly framed for the lewd language above. However, wouldn't it be better to let those unfortunate messages remain as an example of the constant and oppressive harassment and persecution that we as True Christians™ suffer in the midst of the Unsaved Swarm!? Anyone can see that an atheist sinner must have had a presence on these Godly Forums to post irritating messages using your account. I can assure you that you remain one of Jesus's elect, whom He will Love and Cherish for all Eternity in Heaven. He has not forgotten you!

2 Corinthians 4:9
Persecuted, but not forsaken; cast down, but not destroyed;

Incidentally, have you managed to pray your inexplicable headache away yet?


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Faith_Machine]

Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors

Thank you, Elder.

Please delete all posts.


Am very dehydrated right now. Not feel good

[Basilissa]

Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors

Thank you, Elder.

Please delete all posts.

Am very dehydrated right now. Not feel good

Dearest Brother, you should avoid drinking water, but have some wine for your infirmities:

1 Timothy 5:23 Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake and thine often infirmities.

I will pray for you.

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors

May you sober soon Brother Faith. I will pray for you too.

Perhaps a bit of coffee to promote the gastro-oesophageal reflux and expel those demons out a little faster?

[Bubba Buck]

Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors

What you need is to fill that stomach with food to help expel the demons in the bathroom faster. I'd be willing to donate some of my bacon to you Faith Machine if it would help you sober faster.

[thisismyusername]

Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors

What have you got against the First Amendment? It protects you, too.

Nothing but you dont seem to realize it gives me the freedom to believe whatever i want to. I have a right to disagree with you under the First Amendment. Suck it up BEEEEYAAAACH

[Didymus Much]

Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors

Nothing but you dont seem to realize it gives me the freedom to believe whatever i want to. I have a right to disagree with you under the First Amendment...

Please, go and read it, right now. It doesn't say that.

What it does say (short version) is that the government cannot restrict you from voicing your opinion in a peaceful manner (many terms and restrictions apply).

Landover is not the government. The Constitution does not apply here. You have no rights here; only privileges granted you by the administrators, which can be revoked at any time for any reason (or none).

...Suck it up BEEEEYAAAACH

Back atcha, idiot. Read the Constitution, the TOS, and the Bible, before expressing your opinion on any of them, please.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors

Well said, Didymus!

A person who has never read the US Constitution is telling us what it says.

Kind of a parallel to all these people who come here telling us what the Bible says, despite their never having read it.

Such a curious thing.

Imagine how they would scream and moan if I were to lecture them on what their bibles, "Das Kapital" and "Our Bodies, Ourselves" said, without my having first cracked those books open and read them.

Why, I'll bet they'd have meltdowns and demand I post a trigger warning!