[InLoveWithChrisChan]

Re: Hi! Join me in my crusade against an autistic Antichrist?

I'm sorry dear, but this is probably the most retarded thing I've read all day. But there's Good News! You can confess your obsessive lust to this Chris-Chan person and let Jesus heal you! You don't have to be lonely for him when Jesus is your Personal Best Friend who will follow you everywhere! Jesus will be with you, but better than that, He will keep you company in all you do and think! Just imagine how great it will be to say, "Jesus, I found myself lusting after Chris-Chan again and I know you say that's as bad as actually committing adultery, so please forgive me and change my heart so I don't think anything that's against Your Will again! Amen."


And Amen!

Jesus please forgive my obession... [SPAM PORTION OF PRAYER REMOVED BY MODERATOR]

[Basilissa]

Re: Hi! Join me in my crusade against an autistic Antichrist?

Jesus please forgive ...

Dear, please remember that you need to repent if you want Jesus to hear you. He doesn't listen to sinners prayers:

John 9:31 Now we know that God heareth not sinners: but if any man be a worshipper of God, and doeth his will, him he heareth.

By the way: are you one of these social justice warriors who just get outraged about something because they like the feeling of being outraged?

[InLoveWithChrisChan]

Re: Hi! Join me in my crusade against an autistic Antichrist?

Dear, please remember that you need to repent if you want Jesus to hear you. He doesn't listen to sinners prayers:

John 9:31 Now we know that God heareth not sinners: but if any man be a worshipper of God, and doeth his will, him he heareth.

By the way: are you one of these social justice warriors who just get outraged about something because they like the feeling of being outraged?

No I'm just outraged that some tranny autist gets to get off Scott free with some pretty descipable stuff and is buying Legos and MLP toys on my tax dollars.
I'm a member of kiwi farms that stuff is antisjw and I constantly troll big red with spam questions as well as kat blaque.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hi! Join me in my crusade against an autistic Antichrist?

Jesus please forgive my obession... [SPAM PORTION OF PRAYER REMOVED BY MODERATOR]

That sounds like the beginning of a heretic's prayer, something you could find written out in "The Tablet" where numerous similar openings are published and dedicated to Mary or Rita.

[InLoveWithChrisChan]

Re: Hi! Join me in my crusade against an autistic Antichrist?

That sounds like the beginning of a heretic's prayer, something you could find written out in "The Tablet" where numerous similar openings are published and dedicated to Mary or Rita.

Wait there's a right way to pray? 0.o so what's the exact format!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hi! Join me in my crusade against an autistic Antichrist?

Wait there's a right way to pray? 0.o so what's the exact format!

If you had read The Bible you would already know that.

MATTHEW 6 .KJV . look up
9 [Jesus speaking] After this manner therefore pray ye: Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name.
10 Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven.
11 Give us this day our daily bread.
12 And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.
13 And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen.

[Basilissa]

Re: Hi! Join me in my love for an autistic Antichrist?

No I'm just outraged that some tranny autist gets to get off Scott free with some pretty descipable stuff and is buying Legos and MLP toys on my tax dollars.
I'm a member of kiwi farms that stuff is antisjw and I constantly troll big red with spam questions as well as kat blaque.

Now, that is funny, dear. In order for anything happen to your tax dollars you would have to actually have a job and pay taxes, which would require you to stop being the internet police a.k.a. your Mom's basement dweller.

[InLoveWithChrisChan]

Re: Hi! Join me in my crusade against an autistic Antichrist?

If you had read The Bible you would already know that.

MATTHEW 6 .KJV . look up
9 [Jesus speaking] After this manner therefore pray ye: Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name.
10 Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven.
11 Give us this day our daily bread.
12 And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.
13 And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen.

Damn I guess I am destined for hell afterall. *Sadface* well I ran out of rolling papers for my cigs today just tore a page from the koran. I swear having a koran comes in handy for when you need to fry bacon.

[InLoveWithChrisChan]

Re: Hi! Join me in my love for an autistic Antichrist?

Now, that is funny, dear. In order for anything happen to your tax dollars you would have to actually have a job and pay taxes, which would require you to stop being the internet police a.k.a. your Mom's basement dweller.

Well let's I actuallyhave a job..I work at a call center about a almost 50 a week. So yeah I'm pretty much funding through my taxes all the tugboats. Kinda funny seeing as your aspiration is to project the biblical image of a woman. You know one that doesn't work breeds and housewife.

I mean don't get me wrong but don't assume troll=neet. Two different thing there.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hi! Join me in my love for an autistic Antichrist?

...You know one that doesn't work breeds and housewife...

I don't know anyone who "work breeds" (or even what that is) (maybe I need to get out more), and "housewife" is a noun, not a verb.

[Ronaldo Cristiano]

Re: Hi! Join me in my crusade against an autistic Antichrist?

No I'm just outraged that some tranny autist gets to get off Scott free with some pretty descipable stuff and is buying Legos and MLP toys on my tax dollars.
I'm a member of kiwi farms that stuff is antisjw and I constantly troll big red with spam questions as well as kat blaque.

I'm sorry. Is antisjw a real word?


How do you pronounce it?


What does it mean?


Is it a new english coloquial word like covfefe?


Please excuse my ignorance. I think my english is pretty good but I couldn't find this in any bible. Not even a muslim one.

I found this verse and it made me think in you.



Acts 19:6|
And when Paul had laid his hands upon them, the Holy Ghost came on them; and they spake with tongues, and prophesied.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hi! Join me in my crusade against an autistic Antichrist?

No I'm just outraged that some tranny autist gets to get off Scott free with some pretty descipable stuff and is buying Legos and MLP toys on my tax dollars.

Your outrage would be better served if you found yourself on the Winning Side. You see, with Christ in your corner, you can't lose! But you have to have Christ in your Heart before you can ask Him to come to your corner. Having said that, there is no better fighter in the Whole of Creation than Christ Jesus!


Glory!

[InLoveWithChrisChan]

Re: Hi! Join me in my crusade against an autistic Antichrist?

I'm sorry. Is antisjw a real word?


How do you pronounce it?


What does it mean?


Is it a new english coloquial word like covfefe?


Please excuse my ignorance. I think my english is pretty good but I couldn't find this in any bible. Not even a muslim one.

I found this verse and it made me think in you.



Acts 19:6|
And when Paul had laid his hands upon them, the Holy Ghost came on them; and they spake with tongues, and prophesied.

Anti-Sjw


Anti-SJW
A pejorative used to dismiss legitimate grievances against social justice warriors. Being "anti" anything (jihadis, bad ideas, Nazis) is seenas the uncouth "hot take" by hyperbolic, millennial content creators. In today's media, having a strong opinion that doesn't line up with prevailing group standards is seen as barbaric and lacking nuance (of course, their special opinions are the ones brimming with nuance.)
You don't like authoritarian groupthink? You don't believe Tumblr has a patent on social justice? You believe in freedom of speech? You don't think all ideas are created equal? You aren't paternalistic enough to believe that everything that comes out of a PoC's mouth is worth its weight in gold? You don't like segregation? You don't feel an ounce of guilt for the crimes you've inherited from your ancestors? You don't believe The West is to blame for butterflies flapping their wings in China? What about the Iraq war? Gotcha bitch! You think the police play an important role in society? You believe in autonomy, hard work, striving for excellence, kicking ass and taking names? My Allah! It's 2016! Educate yourself you racist, low-income, educated, anti-SJW, straight white male monster!



*Source Urban Dictionary*

[Basilissa]

Re: Hi! Join me in my love for an autistic Antichrist?

Well let's I actuallyhave a job..I work at a call center about a almost 50 a week. So yeah I'm pretty much funding through my taxes all the tugboats.

DO YOU SPEAK PROPER AMERICAN ENGLISH? PLEASE TRY TO SPEAK CLEARLY I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING.

So what are you trying to communicate (I think) is that the call centers have run out of Indian/Nepali/Pakistani boys and now they are using US-based retards?

Kinda funny seeing as your aspiration is to project the biblical image of a woman. You know one that doesn't work breeds and housewife.

Could you repeat that in proper grammar structure? I have no idea what do you mean. I don't work breeds? And what does it mean to work housewife? (It sounds kinda dirty, maybe I don't want to know?)

I mean don't get me wrong but don't assume troll=neet. Two different thing there.

[InLoveWithChrisChan]

Re: Hi! Join me in my crusade against an autistic Antichrist?

Your outrage would be better served if you found yourself on the Winning Side. You see, with Christ in your corner, you can't lose! But you have to have Christ in your Heart before you can ask Him to come to your corner. Having said that, there is no better fighter in the Whole of Creation than Christ Jesus!


Glory!

I do have to say that picture makes me pretty inspired. it does make me want to accept Christ fully... I'm just scared though I won't be forgiven. I'm not evil but neither am I'm sinless.. I've lead such a selfish life and cheapened myself immensely.