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  • InLoveWithChrisChan
    Unsaved trash, failed troll
    • Nov 2017
    • 81

    #16
    Re: Hi! Join me in my crusade against an autistic Antichrist?

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    I'm sorry dear, but this is probably the most retarded thing I've read all day. But there's Good News! You can confess your obsessive lust to this Chris-Chan person and let Jesus heal you! You don't have to be lonely for him when Jesus is your Personal Best Friend who will follow you everywhere! Jesus will be with you, but better than that, He will keep you company in all you do and think! Just imagine how great it will be to say, "Jesus, I found myself lusting after Chris-Chan again and I know you say that's as bad as actually committing adultery, so please forgive me and change my heart so I don't think anything that's against Your Will again! Amen."


    And Amen!
    Jesus please forgive my obession... [SPAM PORTION OF PRAYER REMOVED BY MODERATOR]
    Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 11-03-2017, 08:41 PM. Reason: It was a good start, dear.

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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12917

      #17
      Re: Hi! Join me in my crusade against an autistic Antichrist?

      Originally posted by InLoveWithChrisChan View Post
      Jesus please forgive ...
      Dear, please remember that you need to repent if you want Jesus to hear you. He doesn't listen to sinners prayers:

      John 9:31 Now we know that God heareth not sinners: but if any man be a worshipper of God, and doeth his will, him he heareth.

      By the way: are you one of these social justice warriors who just get outraged about something because they like the feeling of being outraged?
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • InLoveWithChrisChan
        Unsaved trash, failed troll
        • Nov 2017
        • 81

        #18
        Re: Hi! Join me in my crusade against an autistic Antichrist?

        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
        Dear, please remember that you need to repent if you want Jesus to hear you. He doesn't listen to sinners prayers:

        John 9:31 Now we know that God heareth not sinners: but if any man be a worshipper of God, and doeth his will, him he heareth.

        By the way: are you one of these social justice warriors who just get outraged about something because they like the feeling of being outraged?
        No I'm just outraged that some tranny autist gets to get off Scott free with some pretty descipable stuff and is buying Legos and MLP toys on my tax dollars.
        I'm a member of kiwi farms that stuff is antisjw and I constantly troll big red with spam questions as well as kat blaque.


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        • MitzaLizalor
          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2010
          • 14160

          #19
          Re: Hi! Join me in my crusade against an autistic Antichrist?

          Originally posted by InLoveWithChrisChan View Post
          Jesus please forgive my obession... [SPAM PORTION OF PRAYER REMOVED BY MODERATOR]
          That sounds like the beginning of a heretic's prayer, something you could find written out in "The Tablet" where numerous similar openings are published and dedicated to Mary or Rita.

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          • InLoveWithChrisChan
            Unsaved trash, failed troll
            • Nov 2017
            • 81

            #20
            Re: Hi! Join me in my crusade against an autistic Antichrist?

            Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
            That sounds like the beginning of a heretic's prayer, something you could find written out in "The Tablet" where numerous similar openings are published and dedicated to Mary or Rita.
            Wait there's a right way to pray? 0.o so what's the exact format!

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            • MitzaLizalor
              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2010
              • 14160

              #21
              Re: Hi! Join me in my crusade against an autistic Antichrist?

              Originally posted by InLoveWithChrisChan View Post
              Wait there's a right way to pray? 0.o so what's the exact format!
              If you had read The Bible you would already know that.
              MATTHEW 6 .KJV . look up
              9
              [Jesus speaking] After this manner therefore pray ye: Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name.
              10 Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven.
              11 Give us this day our daily bread.
              12 And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.
              13 And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen.

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              • Basilissa
                South of the Border outreach program
                True Christian™
                 
                • Mar 2013
                • 12917

                #22
                Re: Hi! Join me in my love for an autistic Antichrist?

                Originally posted by InLoveWithChrisChan View Post
                No I'm just outraged that some tranny autist gets to get off Scott free with some pretty descipable stuff and is buying Legos and MLP toys on my tax dollars.
                I'm a member of kiwi farms that stuff is antisjw and I constantly troll big red with spam questions as well as kat blaque.


                Now, that is funny, dear. In order for anything happen to your tax dollars you would have to actually have a job and pay taxes, which would require you to stop being the internet police a.k.a. your Mom's basement dweller.
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • InLoveWithChrisChan
                  Unsaved trash, failed troll
                  • Nov 2017
                  • 81

                  #23
                  Re: Hi! Join me in my crusade against an autistic Antichrist?

                  Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                  If you had read The Bible you would already know that.
                  MATTHEW 6 .KJV . look up
                  9
                  [Jesus speaking] After this manner therefore pray ye: Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name.
                  10 Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven.
                  11 Give us this day our daily bread.
                  12 And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.
                  13 And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen.
                  Damn I guess I am destined for hell afterall. *Sadface* well I ran out of rolling papers for my cigs today just tore a page from the koran. I swear having a koran comes in handy for when you need to fry bacon.

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                  • InLoveWithChrisChan
                    Unsaved trash, failed troll
                    • Nov 2017
                    • 81

                    #24
                    Re: Hi! Join me in my love for an autistic Antichrist?

                    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post


                    Now, that is funny, dear. In order for anything happen to your tax dollars you would have to actually have a job and pay taxes, which would require you to stop being the internet police a.k.a. your Mom's basement dweller.
                    Well let's I actuallyhave a job..I work at a call center about a almost 50 a week. So yeah I'm pretty much funding through my taxes all the tugboats. Kinda funny seeing as your aspiration is to project the biblical image of a woman. You know one that doesn't work breeds and housewife.

                    I mean don't get me wrong but don't assume troll=neet. Two different thing there.

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                    • Didymus Much
                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 14076

                      #25
                      Re: Hi! Join me in my love for an autistic Antichrist?

                      Originally posted by InLoveWithChrisChan View Post
                      ...You know one that doesn't work breeds and housewife...
                      I don't know anyone who "work breeds" (or even what that is) (maybe I need to get out more), and "housewife" is a noun, not a verb.

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                      • Ronaldo Cristiano
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Oct 2017
                        • 47

                        #26
                        Re: Hi! Join me in my crusade against an autistic Antichrist?

                        Originally posted by InLoveWithChrisChan View Post
                        No I'm just outraged that some tranny autist gets to get off Scott free with some pretty descipable stuff and is buying Legos and MLP toys on my tax dollars.
                        I'm a member of kiwi farms that stuff is antisjw and I constantly troll big red with spam questions as well as kat blaque.


                        I'm sorry. Is antisjw a real word?


                        How do you pronounce it?


                        What does it mean?


                        Is it a new english coloquial word like covfefe?


                        Please excuse my ignorance. I think my english is pretty good but I couldn't find this in any bible. Not even a muslim one.

                        I found this verse and it made me think in you.



                        Acts 19:6
                        |
                        And when Paul had laid his hands upon them, the Holy Ghost came on them; and they spake with tongues, and prophesied.


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                        • Mary Etheldreda
                          Gushing for Jesus
                           
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 23775

                          #27
                          Re: Hi! Join me in my crusade against an autistic Antichrist?

                          Originally posted by InLoveWithChrisChan View Post
                          No I'm just outraged that some tranny autist gets to get off Scott free with some pretty descipable stuff and is buying Legos and MLP toys on my tax dollars.
                          Your outrage would be better served if you found yourself on the Winning Side. You see, with Christ in your corner, you can't lose! But you have to have Christ in your Heart before you can ask Him to come to your corner. Having said that, there is no better fighter in the Whole of Creation than Christ Jesus!


                          Glory!


                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • InLoveWithChrisChan
                            Unsaved trash, failed troll
                            • Nov 2017
                            • 81

                            #28
                            Re: Hi! Join me in my crusade against an autistic Antichrist?

                            Originally posted by Ronaldo Cristiano View Post
                            I'm sorry. Is antisjw a real word?


                            How do you pronounce it?


                            What does it mean?


                            Is it a new english coloquial word like covfefe?


                            Please excuse my ignorance. I think my english is pretty good but I couldn't find this in any bible. Not even a muslim one.

                            I found this verse and it made me think in you.



                            Acts 19:6
                            |
                            And when Paul had laid his hands upon them, the Holy Ghost came on them; and they spake with tongues, and prophesied.


                            Anti-Sjw


                            Anti-SJW
                            A pejorative used to dismiss legitimate grievances against social justice warriors. Being "anti" anything (jihadis, bad ideas, Nazis) is seenas the uncouth "hot take" by hyperbolic, millennial content creators. In today's media, having a strong opinion that doesn't line up with prevailing group standards is seen as barbaric and lacking nuance (of course, their special opinions are the ones brimming with nuance.)
                            You don't like authoritarian groupthink? You don't believe Tumblr has a patent on social justice? You believe in freedom of speech? You don't think all ideas are created equal? You aren't paternalistic enough to believe that everything that comes out of a PoC's mouth is worth its weight in gold? You don't like segregation? You don't feel an ounce of guilt for the crimes you've inherited from your ancestors? You don't believe The West is to blame for butterflies flapping their wings in China? What about the Iraq war? Gotcha bitch! You think the police play an important role in society? You believe in autonomy, hard work, striving for excellence, kicking ass and taking names? My Allah! It's 2016! Educate yourself you racist, low-income, educated, anti-SJW, straight white male monster!



                            *Source Urban Dictionary*

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                            • Basilissa
                              South of the Border outreach program
                              True Christian™
                               
                              • Mar 2013
                              • 12917

                              #29
                              Re: Hi! Join me in my love for an autistic Antichrist?

                              Originally posted by InLoveWithChrisChan View Post
                              Well let's I actuallyhave a job..I work at a call center about a almost 50 a week. So yeah I'm pretty much funding through my taxes all the tugboats.
                              DO YOU SPEAK PROPER AMERICAN ENGLISH? PLEASE TRY TO SPEAK CLEARLY I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING.

                              So what are you trying to communicate (I think) is that the call centers have run out of Indian/Nepali/Pakistani boys and now they are using US-based retards?
                              Kinda funny seeing as your aspiration is to project the biblical image of a woman. You know one that doesn't work breeds and housewife.
                              Could you repeat that in proper grammar structure? I have no idea what do you mean. I don't work breeds? And what does it mean to work housewife? (It sounds kinda dirty, maybe I don't want to know?)

                              I mean don't get me wrong but don't assume troll=neet. Two different thing there.
                              God created fossils to test our faith.

                              * * *

                              My favorite LBC sermons:
                              True Christians are Perfect!
                              True Christian™ Love.
                              Salvation™ made Easy!
                              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                              God HATES Rational Thinking!
                              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

                              Comment

                              • InLoveWithChrisChan
                                Unsaved trash, failed troll
                                • Nov 2017
                                • 81

                                #30
                                Re: Hi! Join me in my crusade against an autistic Antichrist?

                                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                Your outrage would be better served if you found yourself on the Winning Side. You see, with Christ in your corner, you can't lose! But you have to have Christ in your Heart before you can ask Him to come to your corner. Having said that, there is no better fighter in the Whole of Creation than Christ Jesus!


                                Glory!


                                I do have to say that picture makes me pretty inspired. it does make me want to accept Christ fully... I'm just scared though I won't be forgiven. I'm not evil but neither am I'm sinless.. I've lead such a selfish life and cheapened myself immensely.

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