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  • Hello from Vancouver, BC

    Hey guys!

    Hi from beautiful Vancouver, BC -

    God is testing us here big time with Trudeau (God works in mysterious ways . . .) but the 'silent' majority here will take what's theres in the next election.


    Pray for us. We need it.

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    Re: Hello from Vancouver, BC

    Originally posted by Praisegodtogether View Post
    Hey guys!

    Hi from beautiful Vancouver, BC -

    God is testing us here big time with Trudeau (God works in mysterious ways . . .) but the 'silent' majority here will take what's theres in the next election.


    Pray for us. We need it.
    Hello and to our Godly forum!

    So, why won't you tell us, which church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus?
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • #3
      Re: Hello from Vancouver, BC

      Originally posted by Praisegodtogether View Post
      Hey guys!

      Hi from beautiful Vancouver, BC -

      God is testing us here big time with Trudeau (God works in mysterious ways . . .) but the 'silent' majority here will take what's theres in the next election.


      Pray for us. We need it.
      I've been to Hongcouver. Is it still full of devil eyed yellows? When was the last time you've seen the sun (this year?).
      -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
      -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

      -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
      -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
      -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
      -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
      -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

      STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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        Re: Hello from Vancouver, BC

        Actually, Miss, God is NOT testing you with Trudeau. He tested you when it was time to elect someone with Godly values and principles. Canada as a hole (misspelling intended) has turned its back on our Savior. The grade school down the block could defeat your military - wait, do you even HAVE one? - and when you allowed homers to marry, it was only a matter of time until that mess fell south to us. All we heard was "Canada allows it, why not in the USA?" and "Canada didn't implode, so the USA will be ok. Go Gay!"


        Because God requires us to be hospitable, I will welcome you here with some skepticmalism, but please try to prove you're a follower of Jesus soon or you might lose me as a friend. Those who know me also know how important it is to know someone with my intelligibility.


        BrotherLarry
        Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
        “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

        Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
        Amen and Amen

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          Re: Hello from Vancouver, BC

          Originally posted by Praisegodtogether View Post
          Hey guys!

          Hi from beautiful Vancouver, BC -

          God is testing us here big time with Trudeau (God works in mysterious ways . . .) but the 'silent' majority here will take what's theres in the next election.


          Pray for us. We need it.
          We can certainly feel your pain there Brother - not only do you have the soy boy Trudeau, but from the looks of it here you have to put up with eating that Quebec poutine (French fries with cottage cheese and brown gravy).

          I question that there is a "silent" majority in Canada, but from rumors I hear those that tried to escape to Canada after Trump was elected were rejected - so there might be a glimmer of hope.

          So give us some more witnessing there - can you even buy a King James (1611) Bible or do they have to be smuggled in?
          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
          ...and get off my lawn
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          • #6
            Re: Hello from Vancouver, BC

            Originally posted by Praisegodtogether View Post
            Hey guys!

            Hi from beautiful Vancouver, BC -

            God is testing us here big time with Trudeau (God works in mysterious ways . . .) but the 'silent' majority here will take what's theres in the next election.


            Pray for us. We need it.
            You did not suggest a verse and I can offer a combination, as follows:

            Habakkuk 1:5 Behold ye among the heathen, and regard, and wonder marvellously: for I will work a work in your days, which ye will not believe, though it be told you. For as the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts. Isaiah 55:9


            I cannot recommend reading Scripture like that, you might as well take a hatpin and stab at random as you flick through pages, but in this case since I have actually read the whole Bible and can remember what I've read I know that by following the links for context what you have in mind will be developed appropriately.

            I've heard that Vancouver is quite an attractive city but have never visited. I'm familiar with Toronto however and have always found the cakes there to be of the highest standard. Winter evenings are particularly delightful (I've only visited Canada in the winter) and I was particularly interested in the flags flown on public buildings. They did not reflect any Francophile sentiment in the East and I guess Vancouver is no exception. How disappointing that cute nancy-boys should be elected simultaneously in both France and Canada. Is there hope for either country? Well, I don't come here to post opinions and none is needed to discern that whereas France uses a triple-hued lolly-wrapper across the board at least in British Columbia (and Ontario) the remnant of a cross is preserved. Let's hope that in forthcoming elections Christ's message of the True Cross is worked as a work in our days at which we wonder marvellously. Welcome to the forum.

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            • #7
              Re: Hello from Vancouver, BC

              Hello, Praise! I feel I can trust you, because you said "Hello from beautiful Vancouver!"

              Lots of false Christians come here and try to trick us by making a big show of their piety and criticizing the place from which they hail.


              Every day we have ten new people introducing themselves and saying, "Hello from Godless Atlanta," or "I am living here in sinful Finland," or "Greetings from Godless West Virginia," etc, etc.


              I mean come on. They are obviously throwing their own cities and countries under the bus in an attempt to curry favor with us.


              Good for you for taking pride in Vancouver! I'm sure it is as beautiful as you say!
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