[Basilissa]

Re: Are you guys for real?

Oh I have figured you out by now.

That is great news, dear!

You're someone who is in the habit of:

1- Misquoting others

Please show me the evidence, where did I do such a thing?

2- Attributing incorrectly, without a shred of evidence

See above.

3 -Accusing others of the same thing you're guilty of -- hypocrisy

See above.

4 - Handing over infractions like a baby

All rebuking I did was done with True Christian™ love. You should be at peace knowing that it was not a joyful experience for me to give you infractions, but I did it expecting the peaceable fruit of righteousness:

Hebrews 12:11 Now no chastening for the present seemeth to be joyous, but grievous: nevertheless afterward it yieldeth the peaceable fruit of righteousness unto them which are exercised thereby.

OK, I think it's fair to call you an EXTREMELY STUPID WOMAN.

Now you are beginning to talk like a True Christian™ man! As the Bible teaches us, all women are stupid and inferior, and I certainly do not see myself as an exception in this regard.

You obviously haven't seen even a single episode of THE BIG BANG THEORY. I don't really like to say this sentence, but "Jesus" Fufcking Christ.

FYI, Bazinga is a statement attributed to Sheldon Cooper played by Jim Parsons. It is supposed to be ironic in its intention. And you say you had confused it with your username. I don't really buy it.

Thank you for this clarification, dear. I'm still not sure why would you call me that (was that meant as an insult or term of endearment?), but I accept your explanation.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Are you guys for real?

So, again my question is:


Where is the evidence for Creationism? Where is the evidence that negates evolution theory?

This is the crotch of the issue. ToE is unfalsifiable. There is not one piece of evidence that does not conveniently fit into the theory. As such it has no explanatory power.

How did bacteria become able to metabolise nylon? Evolution? How very convenient.

At the other end of the spectrum: why do humans and chimps share the same endogenous retroviruses? Evolution? How very convenient.

It has become a magic word to invoke when they don’t want to look deeper: rather than investigate it they just say ‘evolution’ and stop thinking. It is an intellectual dead end.

A challenge for you: what is a falsification of ToE.

YIC

[Evilutionist Clive]

Re: Are you guys for real?

This is the crotch of the issue. ToE is unfalsifiable. There is not one piece of evidence that does not conveniently fit into the theory. As such it has no explanatory power.

How did bacteria become able to metabolise nylon? Evolution? How very convenient.

At the other end of the spectrum: why do humans and chimps share the same endogenous retroviruses? Evolution? How very convenient.

That's not how evolution works!


Here this might be a good start for you

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution

A challenge for you: what is a falsification of ToE.

YIC

When it comes to falsification of ToE, the burden of proof is on YOU, not me.

[Dolores de Barriga]

Re: Are you guys for real?

When it comes to falsification of ToE, the burden of proof is on YOU, not me.

You have never understood the term "scientific method," have you, Mr. Clyde?


Hint: falsifiability is an important component of it. Read up because your ignorance is showing.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Are you guys for real?

As a professional educator (well, home educator, which is essentially the same thing, after all I oversee the education of vulnerable children), I can tell you that all the research one can do online and in books will reveal the very Truth that Evolution is naught but the Creation Story of Atheists. Like any false religion, Atheists believe the world was magically created, and the term they use for this is "Evolution."

The Redemptive portion of this Atheist Religion is in sinning without guilt. Once a person can master that, usually through homosexual acts and generally lewd behavior in a public place, they are "free" from damnation, that is, guilt.

It would have taken over the entire Western World by now had True Christians™ not thwarted the demonic works of this religion through prayer and perseverance.

I pray that all Atheists would come to see Christ is not a religion per se, but a Living God whose immortality (except that one weekend before the first Easter) will be granted to Believers. Furthermore, in our immortal state, we shall be deliriously happy! Who wouldn't want that? In fact, is that not the definitive element of mental illness?

[FreeFromBrains]

Re: Are you guys for real?

When it comes to falsification of ToE, the burden of proof is on YOU, not me.

Seriously, mate. You’re making our side look stupid when you say that.

Are you familiar with Carl Popper?

A word of advice, don’t lose your temper are they will just keep posting verse at you.

Stay cool, listen to everything they say and don’t let them goad you.

Good luck.

[Evilutionist Clive]

Re: Are you guys for real?

Hey Laurence. I thought we were past all these infractions stupidity.

We were getting along well. But you had to ruin it again.


As a result, I'm going to call you a <<<expletive deleted>>> one more time. What are you going to do about it, PhD <<<expletive deleted>>>?

Playground insults ain't my thing but that's really what the level of this discourse is right now. You people don't deserve any better.

Dear Evolutionist Clyde,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Demanding yet another homosexual special privilege
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Young man, please stop referencing noted pro homersexualism TV dramas and outed gaywise members of the cast on the public boards.

If you wish to discuss homersexualism please PM one of our Pastors or youth ministers.

YIC
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This infraction is worth 5 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Original Post:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=1230139
Quote:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Basilissa
The Holy Bible is all the evidence we need.

Please either provide evidence for that statement or refrain from lying:

Proverbs 19:9 A false witness shall not be unpunished, and [he that] speaketh lies shall perish.



Here you go, honey:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Evolutionist Clyde
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Bazinga, I don't really care about mumbo-jumbo and prayers.


And before you say anything, I forgive you. It's the Christian thing to do, you see.

Holy Mother of Dragons.


You obviously haven't seen even a single episode of THE BIG BANG THEORY. I don't really like to say this sentence, but "Jesus" Fufcking Christ.


FYI, Bazinga is a statement attributed to Sheldon Cooper played by Jim Parsons. It is supposed to be ironic in its intention. And you say you had confused it with your username. I don't really buy it.

But still I must give you the benefit of doubt.


So, there you go. Here I'm going to accept your apology for being such a colossal dick-head.
All the best,
The Landover Baptist Church Forum

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Are you guys for real?

Hey Laurence. I thought we were past all these infractions stupidity.

We were getting along well. But you had to ruin it again.


As a result, I'm going to call you a <<<expletive deleted>>> one more time. What are you going to do about it, PhD <<<expletive deleted>>>?

Playground insults ain't my thing but that's really what the level of this discourse is right now. You people don't deserve any better.

Clive, please. Children read these pages. Don’t ruin the message of the conditional love of our Lord Jesus Christ for them. All this talk about homersexualism, gay TV dramas, outing celebrities and other anal shenanigans should not be for young people.

Psalm 117:2 For his merciful kindness is great toward us: and the truth of the LORD endureth for ever. Praise ye the LORD

YIC

[Evilutionist Clive]

Re: Are you guys for real?

Here's one more infraction from Mary the Witch.

Well you ugly fat woman, I think you should go to jail as you resemble a child molester. Children should not be put under your care at any cost. I worry for them. I hope the Child Protection Services gets a whiff of your activities very soon.

As a professional educator (well, home educator, which is essentially the same thing, after all I oversee the education of vulnerable children), I can tell you that all the research one can do online and in books will reveal the very Truth that Evolution is naught but the Creation Story of Atheists. Like any false religion, Atheists believe the world was magically created, and the term they use for this is "Evolution."

The Redemptive portion of this Atheist Religion is in sinning without guilt. Once a person can master that, usually through homosexual acts and generally lewd behavior in a public place, they are "free" from damnation, that is, guilt.

It would have taken over the entire Western World by now had True Christians™ not thwarted the demonic works of this religion through prayer and perseverance.

I pray that all Atheists would come to see Christ is not a religion per se, but a Living God whose immortality (except that one weekend before the first Easter) will be granted to Believers. Furthermore, in our immortal state, we shall be deliriously happy! Who wouldn't want that? In fact, is that not the definitive element of mental illness?

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Dear Evolutionist Clyde,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Using an image so huge my children are screaming in the other roomG
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Good grief, must you use an image so huge that my children can see it from the other room? They're distracted from their school work which just makes more work for me to discipline them both physically and emotionally so they NEVER GET DISTRACTED AGAIN SO HELP ME GOD THERE ARE ONLY SO MANY HOURS IN THE DAY AND I'M BUSY ENOUGH AS IT IS.

Grace and Peace,


Mary
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This infraction is worth 25 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Original Post:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=1230086
Quote:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bezukhov
I'm sorry, I'm not a Flat Earther. For the simple reason that if the world was flat then cats would have pushed everything off edge by now if it was.

The earth isn't flat. This theory has been debunked so many times.

1- Lots of images of a spherical Earth from the SPace. International Space Station, Hubble Telescope, and many others. They call our planet the PALE BLUE DOT for a reason.


2- When I fly from Sydney, Australia to Santiago, what I see on the Navigation screen is Roughly 7000 miles/11367 kilometres for a 14 hourtrip. Which is definitely what it takes. This is only possible in a spherical Earth.


Otherwise if the Earth were flat, the airplane would have to fly 26,000 km for a trip from Sydney to Santiago. Damn right impossible unless you flew the Atlantic route. All airplanes that connect Asia/Australia to Latin America or the West Coast of the US fly the Pacific route.

Just compare the pics of a hypothetical flat earth with an ACTUAL SPHERICAL EARTH, high time that all of you learn the truth.










All the best,
The Landover Baptist Church Forum

[Evilutionist Clive]

Re: Are you guys for real?

As a professional educator (well, home educator, which is essentially the same thing, after all I oversee the education of vulnerable children), I can tell you that all the research one can do online and in books will reveal the very Truth that Evolution is naught but the Creation Story of Atheists. Like any false religion, Atheists believe the world was magically created, and the term they use for this is "Evolution."

The Redemptive portion of this Atheist Religion is in sinning without guilt. Once a person can master that, usually through homosexual acts and generally lewd behavior in a public place, they are "free" from damnation, that is, guilt.

It would have taken over the entire Western World by now had True Christians™ not thwarted the demonic works of this religion through prayer and perseverance.

I pray that all Atheists would come to see Christ is not a religion per se, but a Living God whose immortality (except that one weekend before the first Easter) will be granted to Believers. Furthermore, in our immortal state, we shall be deliriously happy! Who wouldn't want that? In fact, is that not the definitive element of mental illness?

Moderators --


Please get this ugly woman out of my thread. I don't want to see it's face again, absolutely loathe that shit-eating grin. She's stupid beyond repair.


I don't want to see your face on my thread, evil woman. Go elsewhere. You give me the creeps.


I am still here for a debate.

[Basilissa]

Re: Are you guys for real?

Here's one more infraction from Mary the Witch.

Well you ugly fat woman, I think you should go to jail as you resemble a child molester. Children should not be put under your care at any cost. I worry for them. I hope the Child Protection Services gets a whiff of your activities very soon.

Thank you for proving that you are not only ignorant regarding science but also rude, trying to bully others into your point of view.

That certainly provides evidence that the Bible is true 100%:

Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

Moderators --


Please get this ugly woman out of my thread. I don't want to see it's face again, absolutely loathe that shit-eating grin. She's stupid beyond repair.


I don't want to see your face on my thread, evil woman. Go elsewhere. You give me the creeps.


I am still here for a debate.

Well, you are rude and dim, but at least you're funny.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Are you guys for real?

Here's one more infraction from Mary the Witch.

Well you ugly fat woman, I think you should go to jail as you resemble a child molester. Children should not be put under your care at any cost. I worry for them. I hope the Child Protection Services gets a whiff of your activities very soon.

Clive, why are you cross? You came here of your own free will and I can only be because of the Holy Spirit entering you and recognising that you are yearning for Christ: otherwise you would not be here.

I implore you to contact a Pastor (Youth Minister Harry is on call this evening).

Praying

YIC

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Are you guys for real?

I am still here for a debate.

You say that but all that you have done is start a thread where you make a claim (that evolution is real) but refuse to support it. Then you get all towy because someone tries to help you.

Then you go off on a wild tangent about homersexualist celebrities and gaywise propaganda shows for some reason.

You can see why we are confused. If you have a point please state it with support evidence. Then it can be refuted.

YIC

[Didymus Much]

Re: Are you guys for real?

Moderators --

Please get this ugly woman out of my thread. I don't want to see it's face again, absolutely loathe that shit-eating grin. She's stupid beyond repair.

I don't want to see your face on my thread, evil woman. Go elsewhere. You give me the creeps.

I am still here for a debate.

Wow, someone really doesn't like learning that their cherished beliefs don't stand up to critical examination! Check out that illogical, emotional appeal!


Guess there are snowflakes in Australia!

[Evilutionist Clive]

Re: Are you guys for real?

You can see why we are confused. If you have a point please state it with support evidence. Then it can be refuted.

YIC

Maybe.... because the unreasonable cannot be reasoned with.


If you promise not to bring up the Bible, then I could be persuaded to continue this debate with facts.


Why do all the hard work of bringing you proper evidence when you nutcases will keep screaming from the Bible.