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  • Isabella White
    True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
     
    • Mar 2019
    • 4330

    #421
    Re: Scripture denier here. La la la, I can't hear you!

    Originally posted by Dana723 View Post
    I think you mean Benny Hinn. Benny Hill is some English guy who likes to chase half nekkid women around to funny music.
    Yes, that's so true, dear Sister Dana. And Benny Hill was also a disgusting drag queen! A blessed evening to you, Dear. Sincerely, Isabella W.

    (Mrs.) Isabella White

    Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12967

      #422
      Re: Scripture denier here. La la la, I can't hear you!

      Originally posted by OneFailure View Post
      I'm not calling god a liar I'm just saying that he didn't mean it the way you guys seemed to think he meant it
      And who do you think you are to tell us what God meant what He dictated to the authors of the Bible? Why do you think you have any authority on the subject? Do you presume to read God's Mind???
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

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      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • OneFailure
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Aug 2018
        • 441

        #423
        Re: Scripture denier here. La la la, I can't hear you!

        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
        And who do you think you are to tell us what God meant what He dictated to the authors of the Bible? Why do you think you have any authority on the subject? Do you presume to read God's Mind???
        I'm not reading gods mind by the way your doing the same thing

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        • OneFailure
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Aug 2018
          • 441

          #424
          Re: Scripture denier here. La la la, I can't hear you!

          Did you all hear about the fire at the Notre dame cathedral today? It's crazy the smoke was all over the place. I know Catholicism is bad but I'm glad nobody got hurt. It's a shame it's been there since 1345.

          I know that the news has said that it's not connected to terrorism but something smells fishy about the fire. The fact that it's been targeted by an ISIS supporter in the past raises my suspicions. I'm sure that when the investigation deepens the accidental label may be removed.


          I'm so relieved that there was no reported injuries


          What a shame such a famous church :/ May God bless the attendees and keep them safe and heal their sorrow.

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          • Elmer G. White
            Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
            Victim of atheist scientific persecution
             
            • Apr 2014
            • 10265

            #425
            Re: Scripture denier here. La la la, I can't hear you!

            Originally posted by OneFailure View Post
            Did you all hear about the fire at the Notre dame cathedral today? It's crazy the smoke was all over the place. I know Catholicism is bad but I'm glad nobody got hurt. It's a shame it's been there since 1345.

            I know that the news has said that it's not connected to terrorism but something smells fishy about the fire. The fact that it's been targeted by an ISIS supporter in the past raises my suspicions. I'm sure that when the investigation deepens the accidental label may be removed.

            I'm so relieved that there was no reported injuries

            What a shame such a famous church :/ May God bless the attendees and keep them safe and heal their sorrow.
            Dear sinner,

            Your reading of the news is as accurate as your Bible reading skills. There was a serious injury and it has been reported all over the news:
            Le feu survenu lundi 15 avril à Notre-Dame de Paris a fait un blessé, un pompier, selon le général Jean-Claude Gallet, commandant de la BSPP. Nous ne connaissions pas son état mardi matin.
            In addition, the Title tells us that it was serious:
            Un pompier sérieusement blessé
            Although this injury is a sign of the depraved state of the French nation (and Papism), we should still pray for this firefighter and hope that the events described in Joel will soon come into fruition:

            Joel 2:8
            Neither shall one thrust another; they shall walk every one in his path: and when they fall upon the sword, they shall not be wounded.


            Yours in Christ,

            Elmer
            2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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            • Dana723
              Forum member
              Forum Member
              • Oct 2017
              • 771

              #426
              Re: Scripture denier here. La la la, I can't hear you!

              Originally posted by OneFailure View Post
              I'm not reading God's mind. By the way, you're doing the same thing!
              Fixed it for you...


              Goodness, my five year old son Acts can write better than you!
              Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
              1 Corinthians 11:13

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              • Basilissa
                South of the Border outreach program
                True Christian™
                 
                • Mar 2013
                • 12967

                #427
                Re: Scripture denier here. La la la, I can't hear you!

                Originally posted by OneFailure View Post
                I'm not reading gods mind by the way your doing the same thing
                Nope. I'm reading what is written, rather than making up confusing explanations that God didn't mean what the Bible says.
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • OneFailure
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Aug 2018
                  • 441

                  #428
                  Re: Scripture denier here. La la la, I can't hear you!

                  Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
                  Dear sinner,

                  Your reading of the news is as accurate as your Bible reading skills. There was a serious injury and it has been reported all over the news:In addition, the Title tells us that it was serious: Although this injury is a sign of the depraved state of the French nation (and Papism), we should still pray for this firefighter and hope that the events described in Joel will soon come into fruition:

                  Joel 2:8
                  Neither shall one thrust another; they shall walk every one in his path: and when they fall upon the sword, they shall not be wounded.


                  Yours in Christ,

                  Elmer
                  Really one was injured? :/ Dang I didnt hear about that.


                  I know Catholics are bad but this fire is awful. A historical landmark was just destroyed.


                  Yes we should definitely pray for the firefighter! I really hope they get the treatment they need

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                  • MitzaLizalor
                    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 14289

                    #429
                    Re: Scripture denier here. La la la, I can't hear you!

                    Originally Posted by God
                    I wish above all things that thou mayest prosper


                    Originally Posted by OneFailure
                    ..the prosperity gospel isn't good

                    Can you see the problem here? Just for reference I'm including some antonyms.

                    When you say something IS NOT good, you're saying that it IS
                    .detestable
                    . evil
                    . .fake
                    . . forged
                    . . .immoral
                    . . . inadequate
                    . . . .incompetent
                    . . . . inconsequential
                    . . . . .inconsiderable
                    . . . . . mean
                    . . . . . .misbehaving
                    . . . . . . noxious
                    . . . . . . .rotten
                    . . . . . . . sinful
                    . . . . . . . .tainted
                    . . . . . . . . unpleasant
                    . . . . . . . . .unreal
                    . . . . . . . . . unreliable
                    . . . . . . . . . .unskilled
                    . . . . . . . . . . unsuitable
                    . . . . . . . . . . .unvirtuous
                    . . . . . . . . . . . vicious
                    . . . . . . . . . . . .vile
                    . . . . . . . . . . . . wicked

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                    • OneFailure
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Aug 2018
                      • 441

                      #430
                      Re: Scripture denier here. La la la, I can't hear you!

                      Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post




                      Can you see the problem here? Just for reference I'm including some antonyms.

                      When you say something IS NOT good, you're saying that it IS
                      .detestable
                      . evil
                      . .fake
                      . . forged
                      . . .immoral
                      . . . inadequate
                      . . . .incompetent
                      . . . . inconsequential
                      . . . . .inconsiderable
                      . . . . . mean
                      . . . . . .misbehaving
                      . . . . . . noxious
                      . . . . . . .rotten
                      . . . . . . . sinful
                      . . . . . . . .tainted
                      . . . . . . . . unpleasant
                      . . . . . . . . .unreal
                      . . . . . . . . . unreliable
                      . . . . . . . . . .unskilled
                      . . . . . . . . . . unsuitable
                      . . . . . . . . . . .unvirtuous
                      . . . . . . . . . . . vicious
                      . . . . . . . . . . . .vile
                      . . . . . . . . . . . . wicked
                      I don't think prosper really meant money

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                      • Didymus Much
                        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 14079

                        #431
                        Re: Scripture denier here. La la la, I can't hear you!

                        Originally posted by OneFailure View Post
                        I don't think prosper really meant money
                        Then why doesn't it say something else?

                        What a fvcking poor excuse for a deity you have. Limited in scope and power, ignorant, illiterate, inconsistent, ill thought-out.

                        In 2019 terms, your god is a cuck.

                        But he'd bring a guitar to the campfire, and that's the god you want to exist. Too bad the Bible says pretty much the exact opposite (oh, and that you're going to Hell forever for all of the above, no matter what name you claim for yourself ).

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                        • OneFailure
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Aug 2018
                          • 441

                          #432
                          Re: Scripture denier here. La la la, I can't hear you!

                          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                          Then why doesn't it say something else?

                          What a fvcking poor excuse for a deity you have. Limited in scope and power, ignorant, illiterate, inconsistent, ill thought-out.

                          In 2019 terms, your god is a cuck.

                          But he'd bring a guitar to the campfire, and that's the god you want to exist. Too bad the Bible says pretty much the exact opposite (oh, and that you're going to Hell forever for all of the above, no matter what name you claim for yourself ).
                          Its worded differently

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                          • MitzaLizalor
                            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 14289

                            #433
                            Re: Scripture denier here. La la la, I can't hear you!

                            Originally posted by OneFailure View Post
                            Its worded differently
                            Yes it is. And worded in a very specific manner. Now you've already accepted that there are different standards of prosperity. OK, let's go with two standards in this case. Nice and easy. One. Two.

                            One form of prosperity is material. Not materialistic, just common old garden variety material. Something to eat so you don't starve. A warm bed. A nice fire or somewhere for a swim in summer.

                            Worms don't have this problem, they just eat dirt and there's an abundance of dirt. Worms don't need to keep a bit of spare dirt somewhere just-in-case or have sufficient funds available to by some dirt if visitors turn up unexpectedly.

                            But we are not worms. Food can run out, beds can disintegrate, fires can go out and swimming pools can crack open. When that happens, barter conventions are used to provide more food or beds or whatever = tokens in some cases or gold or a running inventory or fiat currencies. There are all sorts of ways to prosper and not starve or freeze. The usual method is money in the bank. This is material prosperity.

                            Another type of prosperity would be prosperity of the soul. That means a good relationship with Jesus Christ who is God. Then He won't dump us into hell. The wording in John's epistle addresses BOTH of these. NOT JUST ONE. BOTH.

                            III John 1:2 Beloved, I wish above all things that thou mayest prosper and be in health
                            THIS IS THE FIRST TYPE OF PROSPERITY. MATERIAL PROSPERITY.
                            THE KEYWORD IS HEALTH, WHICH DERIVES FROM ADEQUATE FOOD,
                            SHELTER, WARMTH AND RECREATION.
                            even as thy soul prospereth.
                            THIS IS THE OTHER TYPE OF PROSPERITY. PROSPERITY OF THE SOUL,
                            WHICH DERIVES FROM WALKING IN THE TRUTH. THE TRUTH MEANS
                            WHATEVER AGREES WITH THE BIBLE.
                            III John 1:3 For I rejoiced greatly, when the brethren came and testified of the truth that is in thee, even as thou walkest in the truth.


                            The blue word shows cause and effect from verse 2.

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                            • OneFailure
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Aug 2018
                              • 441

                              #434
                              Re: Scripture denier here. La la la, I can't hear you!

                              Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                              Yes it is. And worded in a very specific manner. Now you've already accepted that there are different standards of prosperity. OK, let's go with two standards in this case. Nice and easy. One. Two.

                              One form of prosperity is material. Not materialistic, just common old garden variety material. Something to eat so you don't starve. A warm bed. A nice fire or somewhere for a swim in summer.

                              Worms don't have this problem, they just eat dirt and there's an abundance of dirt. Worms don't need to keep a bit of spare dirt somewhere just-in-case or have sufficient funds available to by some dirt if visitors turn up unexpectedly.

                              But we are not worms. Food can run out, beds can disintegrate, fires can go out and swimming pools can crack open. When that happens, barter conventions are used to provide more food or beds or whatever = tokens in some cases or gold or a running inventory or fiat currencies. There are all sorts of ways to prosper and not starve or freeze. The usual method is money in the bank. This is material prosperity.

                              Another type of prosperity would be prosperity of the soul. That means a good relationship with Jesus Christ who is God. Then He won't dump us into hell. The wording in John's epistle addresses BOTH of these. NOT JUST ONE. BOTH.
                              III John 1:2 Beloved, I wish above all things that thou mayest prosper and be in health
                              THIS IS THE FIRST TYPE OF PROSPERITY. MATERIAL PROSPERITY.
                              THE KEYWORD IS HEALTH, WHICH DERIVES FROM ADEQUATE FOOD,
                              SHELTER, WARMTH AND RECREATION.
                              even as thy soul prospereth.
                              THIS IS THE OTHER TYPE OF PROSPERITY. PROSPERITY OF THE SOUL,
                              WHICH DERIVES FROM WALKING IN THE TRUTH. THE TRUTH MEANS
                              WHATEVER AGREES WITH THE BIBLE.
                              III John 1:3 For I rejoiced greatly, when the brethren came and testified of the truth that is in thee, even as thou walkest in the truth.
                              The blue word shows cause and effect from verse 2.
                              That verse doesn't mean to say get lots and lots of money. Prospering is meant in a spiritual sense and means a non materialistic way to prosper.


                              We have no need for money where we are going. All of the materialistic stuff of the world will not last for ever. God is eternal money is not.


                              The main thing prosperity preachers do is worship money not God. They dont care about God and by the way the IRS is investigating alot of people who preach the prosperity gospel because they are involved in criminal activities like stealing and money laundering which are sins


                              The prosperity gospel does not mean anything spiritual it only means get more money

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                              • OneFailure
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Aug 2018
                                • 441

                                #435
                                Re: Scripture denier here. La la la, I can't hear you!

                                Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                                Yes it is. And worded in a very specific manner. Now you've already accepted that there are different standards of prosperity. OK, let's go with two standards in this case. Nice and easy. One. Two.

                                One form of prosperity is material. Not materialistic, just common old garden variety material. Something to eat so you don't starve. A warm bed. A nice fire or somewhere for a swim in summer.

                                Worms don't have this problem, they just eat dirt and there's an abundance of dirt. Worms don't need to keep a bit of spare dirt somewhere just-in-case or have sufficient funds available to by some dirt if visitors turn up unexpectedly.

                                But we are not worms. Food can run out, beds can disintegrate, fires can go out and swimming pools can crack open. When that happens, barter conventions are used to provide more food or beds or whatever = tokens in some cases or gold or a running inventory or fiat currencies. There are all sorts of ways to prosper and not starve or freeze. The usual method is money in the bank. This is material prosperity.

                                Another type of prosperity would be prosperity of the soul. That means a good relationship with Jesus Christ who is God. Then He won't dump us into hell. The wording in John's epistle addresses BOTH of these. NOT JUST ONE. BOTH.
                                III John 1:2 Beloved, I wish above all things that thou mayest prosper and be in health
                                THIS IS THE FIRST TYPE OF PROSPERITY. MATERIAL PROSPERITY.
                                THE KEYWORD IS HEALTH, WHICH DERIVES FROM ADEQUATE FOOD,
                                SHELTER, WARMTH AND RECREATION.
                                even as thy soul prospereth.
                                THIS IS THE OTHER TYPE OF PROSPERITY. PROSPERITY OF THE SOUL,
                                WHICH DERIVES FROM WALKING IN THE TRUTH. THE TRUTH MEANS
                                WHATEVER AGREES WITH THE BIBLE.
                                III John 1:3 For I rejoiced greatly, when the brethren came and testified of the truth that is in thee, even as thou walkest in the truth.
                                The blue word shows cause and effect from verse 2.
                                What I'm trying to say is that the prosperity gospel has nothing to do with jesus. It's a sinful practice. Pastors arent supposed to be rich people

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