[Esther B.]

Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

"But Peter and the apostles answered, We must obey God rather than men.” (Acts 5:29)

If you're going to quote the Bible, please make sure you only use the KJV 1611 one.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

Nobody has argued that. It's that you're overstepping bounds to admonish a True Christian™ using a Bible verse that gives you no such authority.

Think about it: if she was in the wrong, do you think the Pastors here would have allowed this to continue? By carrying on so, are you not questioning the competence (and thus authority) of the entire leadership of Landover Baptist Church? Is this: "my authority is the true word" an accurate summation of your attitude, or just more awkward language choice that only obscures your meaning?

If you have nothing left to learn about Christianity, and are convinced you and you alone have the True Way™, why are you even here?

What has the world come to? Have I died and am sitting on the Right Hand of God Himself?
I agree with D. Much. He made sense, for the first time in like, EVER!
Mr. Thomas, you are no Pastor, you are not even a Christian (that is obvious by your lack of decorum and failure to use a real Bible). How DARE you insult common decency and the True American Christian(tm) way? You have some serious explaining to do to the Church Elders. I saw them go in to the back room in quite a huff, muttering your name.

[Basilissa]

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Basilissa, do you smell sulfur yet?

Thomas, my sweet friend, no I do not smell sulfur as I do not possess in my house many sulfate/sulfide minerals, only gypsum, galena, marcasite, and pyrite, but they do not smell like sulfur. Well, I did see cinnabar once, and I do believe I've also found a nice sphalerite specimen, but they did not smell like sulfur either. Once I was at a hot spring which did have sulfur smell, and there were some delicate and bright yellow/orange colored minerals, but I did not collect them, weary of possible health problems.

So no, I do not have any reason to be smelling sulfur. Any time you wish to talk about some mineralogy related issues, though, I'll be here all week! Cassiterite is my most recent obsession in this regard. It doesn't smell, either.

because you are trying in vain to usurp the superior man, EVEN IF I AM WRONG!

Gosh, it makes me sad if you really think this way. I am not trying to usurp anybody, especially not you, my sweet, little friend.

The passage below, which is the inspired word of Jesus, is truly giving you a hard time. When you strike out against my superior
manly MO as a mere woman, you are essentially calling Jesus a LIAR by not adhering to his direct command shown below for women!

“But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp the authority over the man, but to be in silence.” (Timothy 2:12)

What you seem not to be understanding, is that I am not saying anything. In fact, I am typing here in complete silence. I find it hard to concentrate on what I write if I am talking at the same time.

Furthermore, I know what you are doing by calling me “sweet, sweet dearest friend,” and those other insipid niceties
that you spew forth,

So wait... you don't want me to be nice and pleasant towards you? You would prefer if were insulting you? You are a very confusing man, dear!

YOUR “WOMAN” QUOTE: “You mean, we are all sinners because we are descendants (not brothers/sisters, cousins, in-laws,
ex-laws, etc, etc) of the first couple of sinners. Because this is what the verse you quote says. Or would you like
to add to or remove from what the Bible says?"

You know, you could learn how to split a quote, it's very easy. You just need to remember to put [/quote] at the end of every quoted piece of text, and [quote] at the beginning of each new quoted portion. You can also wrap a text in quote by highlighting a desired portion and clicking on that little page-like icon next to the image icon.

I hope this was helpful. I just love being helpful!

but not to me as being the superior man that rules over you, okay?

Oh, dear, you will not rule over me! Only a True Christian™ man can rule over me, not an unsaved dust mite like yourself!

Now, if you want to open up a can of worms
by “alluding” to the fact that our KJV 1611 contradicts itself, then hang on for severe lightening strikes near you!

I would never ever ever think such a thing, even when comparing Jesus' genealogies in Matthew 1 and Luke 3. It's just that many of Joseph's ancestors had two names, and the Gospel writers wrote one or another. The same with the Apostles, who, if you count the names, add up to 16.

If you really want to follow our Yahweh/Jesus God's word, then to show respect towards him, I suggest that you call him by his given name,

and that is Yahweh/Jesus, and not by his title of "God."

Dear, if I wanted to call by His real name, I'd prefer to call Him Jealous:

Exodus 34:16 For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:

Will you now call Him by His real name?

[Vengeance Puriel]

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Vengeance Puriel,

Regarding Basilissa, of whom we've had great spirited discussions way in the past, then who am I to believe
when it comes to this woman that is to be ruled over by man, as the KJV1611 so explicitly states?
Remember, we are to obey Yahweh/Jesus, and not man: "He replied, “Blessed rather are those who hear
the word of God and obey it.” (Luke 11:28)"

What seems to be your problem is you're taking my sign off in another direction by slipping on your Freudian.
Therefore, will I be invited to your "Coming Out Party?"

The term of "in the name of the hung Savior" represents using a reference of a specified person,
which in this case, is Jesus. 2+2=4.



In the name of the hung Savior,

Brother D. Thomas


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With all due respect i am here to follow Landovers rules and regulations, and as Faith machine pointed out your return story does seem a bit sketchy, then you come and insult Sister Bas. Questioning the pecking order meaning you are out of line and i refuse to allow it.

[Brother D. Thomas]

Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

With all due respect i am here to follow Landovers rules and regulations, and as Faith machine pointed out your return story does seem a bit sketchy, then you come and insult Sister Bas. Questioning the pecking order meaning you are out of line and i refuse to allow it.

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Vengeance Puriel,


I am gone for about 3 years from Landover Baptist, which is a bastion of truth relative to Jesus' word, and I come back
to find Landover Baptist placating to the second class human known as the “woman!” What’s next, will there be women
at the pulpit of the Baptist Church preaching Jesus’ words that goes directly against the following passage?

“But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp
the authority over the man, but to be in silence.” (Timothy 2:12)

For the purists that does NOT hold the same context as a women being a 2nd class human: "If we suffer,
we shall also reign with him: if we deny him, he also will deny us:" (KJV Timothy 2:12)

In you having a problem with my Nevada State Brothel Ministries is sad to say the least, where you seem to be
against Jesus’ direct word of spreading the Gospel to ALL, I repeat, ALL peoples, which includes the courtesans
plying their trade! “Declare his glory among the heathen, his wonders among all people.” (Pslam 96:3)

The blatant irony is the fact that I am chastised for following the inspired direct word of Jesus the Christ within our primitive
thinking Bronze and Iron Age KJV bible, and the esteemed Pastor Billy-Reuben’s enlightening dissertations to following
Jesus’ direct words! http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5610


In the name of the hung Savior,

Brother D. Thomas


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[Brother D. Thomas]

Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

Thomas, my sweet friend, no I do not smell sulfur as I do not possess in my house many sulfate/sulfide minerals, only gypsum, galena, marcasite, and pyrite, but they do not smell like sulfur. Well, I did see cinnabar once, and I do believe I've also found a nice sphalerite specimen, but they did not smell like sulfur either. Once I was at a hot spring which did have sulfur smell, and there were some delicate and bright yellow/orange colored minerals, but I did not collect them, weary of possible health problems.

So no, I do not have any reason to be smelling sulfur. Any time you wish to talk about some mineralogy related issues, though, I'll be here all week! Cassiterite is my most recent obsession in this regard. It doesn't smell, either.

Gosh, it makes me sad if you really think this way. I am not trying to usurp anybody, especially not you, my sweet, little friend.

What you seem not to be understanding, is that I am not saying anything. In fact, I am typing here in complete silence. I find it hard to concentrate on what I write if I am talking at the same time.

So wait... you don't want me to be nice and pleasant towards you? You would prefer if were insulting you? You are a very confusing man, dear!

You know, you could learn how to split a quote, it's very easy. You just need to remember to put [/quote] at the end of every quoted piece of text, and [quote] at the beginning of each new quoted portion. You can also wrap a text in quote by highlighting a desired portion and clicking on that little page-like icon next to the image icon.

I hope this was helpful. I just love being helpful!

Oh, dear, you will not rule over me! Only a True Christian™ man can rule over me, not an unsaved dust mite like yourself!

I would never ever ever think such a thing, even when comparing Jesus' genealogies in Matthew 1 and Luke 3. It's just that many of Joseph's ancestors had two names, and the Gospel writers wrote one or another. The same with the Apostles, who, if you count the names, add up to 16.

Dear, if I wanted to call by His real name, I'd prefer to call Him Jealous:

Exodus 34:16 For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:

Will you now call Him by His real name?

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Basilissa,

Okay, you have great knowledge of minerals, big deal, Jesus may or may not be impressed upon
your Judgment Day where you will be turned into a man, oh the irony! You know exactly what I was referring too!
Can you spell "H-E-L-L," which will be your outcome upon your earthly demise? Sure you can!


YOUR “WOMAN” QUOTE: “So wait... you don't want me to be nice and pleasant towards you?
You would prefer if were insulting you? You are a very confusing man, dear!”

As a woman, and as usual, you left out the main premise of you “coming on to me” by saying
your insipid little words in question! I told you that I have many girlfriends already and you will
just have to live with the fact that I don’t have room for you!


Dear, we know you are the official “Grammar Nazi” of Landover Baptist Forums, but take time
in answering the gist of the comment next time, in turn, that would be helpful!


Basilissa, we must not bring forth ANY notion that our Bronze and Iron Age thinking bible
contradicts itself in any way, like you’ve done with the two geneologies of Jesus that are
different. The excuse that you gave for this biblical anomaly does not hold muster!
Therefore, mums the word, okay? Shhhhhhh.


Allow me as a man to rule over you once again! This is because you quoted the wrong passage
relative to our God being named “Jealous.” The correct verse is Exodus 34:14, and not verse 16!


Dear, your biblical homework tonight is to read the passage below until you completely
understand it in the name of Jesus;

“ But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ and the head of the
woman is man, for the man is not of the women; but the woman of the man.” (1Corinthians 11: 3,8 )


You can thank me later for your continued biblical enlightenment of Jesus’ inspired word, praise!


In the name of the hung Savior,

Brother D. Thomas




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[Basilissa]

Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

Judgment Day where you will be turned into a man, oh the irony!

It would be lovely if you could pinpoint a Bible verse that says I will grow a penis in Heaven. Otherwise, you are in danger of hellfire for making your own private interpretations (2 Peter 1:20).

YOUR “WOMAN” QUOTE: “So wait... you don't want me to be nice and pleasant towards you?
You would prefer if were insulting you? You are a very confusing man, dear!”

My sweet little friend, are you sure you are a male? Because your utter ignorance of how to quote properly (and after I gave you helpful directions) leads me to think that you are, in fact, a very dumb woman!!

I told you that I have many girlfriends already and you will
just have to live with the fact that I don’t have room for you!

Oh sweetheart, don't flatter yourself. I would never seriously think about a "man" (as I said, I am not 100% sure in regards to your biological sex) who is not a True Christian and who throws temper tantrums like a little girl.

Allow me as a man to rule over you once again!

Lemme think, should I allow an unsaved trash who most possibly is a woman impersonating a man, or an incredibly effeminate man, rule over me?

Thanks but no thanks, I'll pass.

This is because you quoted the wrong passage
relative to our God being named “Jealous.” The correct verse is Exodus 34:14, and not verse 16!

Great, you noticed! That was my intention from the start.

“ But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ and the head of the
woman is man, for the man is not of the women; but the woman of the man.” (1Corinthians 11: 3,8 )

Of course, dear. I obey my Pastor 100%, and his directives include demanding that I rebuke unsaved trash (like yourself).

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

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Basilissa,

Okay, you have great knowledge of minerals, big deal, Jesus may or may not be impressed upon
your Judgment Day where you will be turned into a man, oh the irony! You know exactly what I was referring too!
Can you spell "H-E-L-L," which will be your outcome upon your earthly demise? Sure you can!


YOUR “WOMAN” QUOTE: “So wait... you don't want me to be nice and pleasant towards you?
You would prefer if were insulting you? You are a very confusing man, dear!”

As a woman, and as usual, you left out the main premise of you “coming on to me” by saying
your insipid little words in question! I told you that I have many girlfriends already and you will
just have to live with the fact that I don’t have room for you!


Dear, we know you are the official “Grammar Nazi” of Landover Baptist Forums, but take time
in answering the gist of the comment next time, in turn, that would be helpful!


Basilissa, we must not bring forth ANY notion that our Bronze and Iron Age thinking bible
contradicts itself in any way, like you’ve done with the two geneologies of Jesus that are
different. The excuse that you gave for this biblical anomaly does not hold muster!
Therefore, mums the word, okay? Shhhhhhh.


Allow me as a man to rule over you once again! This is because you quoted the wrong passage
relative to our God being named “Jealous.” The correct verse is Exodus 34:14, and not verse 16!


Dear, your biblical homework tonight is to read the passage below until you completely
understand it in the name of Jesus;

“ But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ and the head of the
woman is man, for the man is not of the women; but the woman of the man.” (1Corinthians 11: 3,8 )


You can thank me later for your continued biblical enlightenment of Jesus’ inspired word, praise!


In the name of the hung Savior,

Brother D. Thomas




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Mr Thomas, please consider that the Bible does not say that every man rules over every woman.
Au contraire, every woman is subjected to the authority of her father or husband. And only her father or husband.
If you come to my house and try to rule over my wife, I will shoot you. Many times.


So the man with authority over Sister Bas is her father. And her Pastor as well, as that was agreed by her father.
Also, she is not teaching you anything. She is just pointing in silence your misconceptions. That is not teaching, and the proof is you are not learning anything.
If you have any complain about Sister B's behavior, call her father. Don't spam our online Church with your ignorance.
Thanks in advance.

[Vengeance Puriel]

Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

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Vengeance Puriel,


I am gone for about 3 years from Landover Baptist, which is a bastion of truth relative to Jesus' word, and I come back
to find Landover Baptist placating to the second class human known as the “woman!” What’s next, will there be women
at the pulpit of the Baptist Church preaching Jesus’ words that goes directly against the following passage?

“But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp
the authority over the man, but to be in silence.” (Timothy 2:12)

For the purists that does NOT hold the same context as a women being a 2nd class human: "If we suffer,
we shall also reign with him: if we deny him, he also will deny us:" (KJV Timothy 2:12)

In you having a problem with my Nevada State Brothel Ministries is sad to say the least, where you seem to be
against Jesus’ direct word of spreading the Gospel to ALL, I repeat, ALL peoples, which includes the courtesans
plying their trade! “Declare his glory among the heathen, his wonders among all people.” (Pslam 96:3)

The blatant irony is the fact that I am chastised for following the inspired direct word of Jesus the Christ within our primitive
thinking Bronze and Iron Age KJV bible, and the esteemed Pastor Billy-Reuben’s enlightening dissertations to following
Jesus’ direct words! http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5610


In the name of the hung Savior,

Brother D. Thomas


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Yes your spending to much time in the brothel. If you are spreading the word you don't spend 3 year in one place you cover the whole area not one building.

[Brother D. Thomas]

Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

It would be lovely if you could pinpoint a Bible verse that says I will grow a penis in Heaven. Otherwise, you are in danger of hellfire for making your own private interpretations (2 Peter 1:20).

My sweet little friend, are you sure you are a male? Because your utter ignorance of how to quote properly (and after I gave you helpful directions) leads me to think that you are, in fact, a very dumb woman!!

Oh sweetheart, don't flatter yourself. I would never seriously think about a "man" (as I said, I am not 100% sure in regards to your biological sex) who is not a True Christian and who throws temper tantrums like a little girl.

Lemme think, should I allow an unsaved trash who most possibly is a woman impersonating a man, or an incredibly effeminate man, rule over me?

Thanks but no thanks, I'll pass.

Great, you noticed! That was my intention from the start.

Of course, dear. I obey my Pastor 100%, and his directives include demanding that I rebuke unsaved trash (like yourself).

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My dear Basilissa,

The biblical fact that you don’t know you are to turn into a man subsequent to arriving in our glorious 1400 square mile heaven,
questions the notion that you are a TRUE Christian! Notwithstanding, this is barring that you’re a biblical second class citizen
in being a woman as well! I will soon give a godly account of why the second class human, of being a woman, will turn into a man
upon the arrival at Heaven’s Gate, at which time you can thank me for your further enlightenment to our faith.

Relative to you insidiously alluding that I am not a man, it is obvious that you haven’t viewed my profile. My picture exudes my manly
stature, of which makes Christian women stand in line subsequent to my “On the Street Sermons” just to meet me in my full godly presence!
Dear, your circular reasoning of me allegedly not being the superior biblical man is ungodly and erroneous, as if you need
more reasons to give Jesus to not allow you to be saved!


YOUR “WOMAN” QUOTE: "My sweet little friend, are you sure you are a male? Because your utter ignorance of how to quote properly
(and after I gave you helpful directions) leads me to think that you are, in fact, a very dumb woman!!

Dear, I can see that you never tire of being the Grammar Nazi of the forum, while totally not addressing the biblical substance within my
revealing posts. Jesus is not smiling in your behalf.

Basilissa, at one point, and as a woman, you are going to have to accept your position in the godly scheme of things, and when you do,
you will be relieved from great stress in trying in vain to usurp the superior biblical man.

“Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man,
but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.” (1 Timothy 2:11-15)

Basilissa, you are not reaching the stairway to heaven because as Timothy’s inspired words so state, in part, “Yes she will be saved
through child bearing...” Since you are single, this simply means no heaven for you. Besides, do you really want to be turned into a man
subsequent to your arrival past the Pearly Gates? NOT! LOL!

Dear, you have all of the ungodly traits of my past 8 wives, where they too went against the scriptures relative to not following Jesus's inspired words
in not showing complete submission to the man as their husband! You have no idea of how many times that I've spent upon the roof of my home
because of the fact of my wives being so argumentative!

Here are some more inspired by Jesus verses showing how the bible truly thinks about the woman:

“It is better to live in a corner of the housetop than in a house shared with a quarrelsome wife.” (Proverbs 25:24)

“A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day. Stopping her complaints is like trying to stop the wind
or trying to hold something with greased hands.” (Proverbs 27:15-16)


In the name of the hung Savior,

Brother D. Thomas




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[Brother D. Thomas]

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Yes your spending to much time in the brothel. If you are spreading the word you don't spend 3 year in one place you cover the whole area not one building.

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Vengeance Puriel,

My follower in Christ, you can never spend to much time in a Nevada State Brothel, uh, that is, in saving the sinful courtesans within!

As fully stated before, I have my Nevada State Brothel Ministries, which defines that I do not stay in just one brothel. This is because
subsequent to the County Sheriff removing me for being annoying to the customers of said brothels, I have to reach out to another
one down the road on across county lines.

As stated before, I earn extra non reportable cash by picking up the prostitutes, or taking them to the Reno and Las Vegas airports,
thus taking them in my Salvation Bus to their appropriate destinations as I preach the Gospel, praise Jesus!


In the name of the hung Savior,

Brother D. Thomas


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[Vengeance Puriel]

Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

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Vengeance Puriel,

My follower in Christ, you can never spend to much time in a Nevada State Brothel, uh, that is, in saving the sinful courtesans within!

As fully stated before, I have my Nevada State Brothel Ministries, which defines that I do not stay in just one brothel. This is because
subsequent to the County Sheriff removing me for being annoying to the customers of said brothels, I have to reach out to another
one down the road on across county lines.

As stated before, I earn extra non reportable cash by picking up the prostitutes, or taking them to the Reno and Las Vegas airports,
thus taking them in my Salvation Bus to their appropriate destinations as I preach the Gospel, praise Jesus!


In the name of the hung Savior,

Brother D. Thomas


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In layman's terms you drive the women to their client's home, making you a sinner and guilty for helping them.

[Basilissa]

Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

The biblical fact that you don’t know you are to turn into a man subsequent to arriving in our glorious 1400 square mile heaven,
questions the notion that you are a TRUE Christian! Notwithstanding, this is barring that you’re a biblical second class citizen
in being a woman as well! I will soon give a godly account of why the second class human, of being a woman, will turn into a man
upon the arrival at Heaven’s Gate,

Oh, I am awaiting so impatiently for a suspect unsaved trash to tell me something that actually is in the Holy Bible.

Relative to you insidiously alluding that I am not a man, it is obvious that you haven’t viewed my profile. My picture exudes my manly

stature, of which makes Christian women stand in line subsequent to my “On the Street Sermons” just to meet me in my full godly presence!

My sweet friend, the only thing I gather based on the available evidence, is that you are filled with pride. My heart is heavy with sorrow as it is my Christian duty to tell you that God will punish you sooner or later:

Proverbs 16:5 - Every one [that is] proud in heart [is] an abomination to the LORD: [though] hand [join] in hand, he shall not be unpunished.

Proverbs 27:2 - Let another man praise thee, and not thine own mouth; a stranger, and not thine own lips.

Galatians 6:3 - For if a man think himself to be something, when he is nothing, he deceiveth himself.

I, on the other hand, prefer to be on the humble side:

James 4:6 - But he giveth more grace. Wherefore he saith, God resisteth the proud, but giveth grace unto the humble.

Dear, your circular reasoning of me allegedly not being the superior biblical man is ungodly and erroneous, as if you need more reasons to give Jesus to not allow you to be saved!

Dear, I dunno if your Bible is missing some pages, but my Bible tells me to rebuke your false ways:

Proverbs 27:5 - Open rebuke [is] better than secret love.

1 Timothy 5:20 - Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear.

2 Timothy 4:2 - Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.

James 5:20 - Let him know, that he which converteth the sinner from the error of his way shall save a soul from death, and shall hide a multitude of sins.

My Bible also tells me that a wise man would have thanked me for rebuking him:

Proverbs 9:8-9
8 Reprove not a scorner, lest he hate thee: rebuke a wise man, and he will love thee.
9 Give [instruction] to a wise [man], and he will be yet wiser: teach a just [man], and he will increase in learning.

So far, you have responded to my Godly rebukes with girly temper tantrums. You tell me: what that does say about you, dear?

Dear, I can see that you never tire of being the Grammar Nazi of the forum, while totally not addressing the biblical substance within my
revealing posts.

What substance, dear? So far you have shown your knowledge of a single Bible verse. Just one. Color me unimpressed.

Basilissa, you are not reaching the stairway to heaven because as Timothy’s inspired words so state, in part, “Yes she will be saved
through child bearing...” Since you are single, this simply means no heaven for you.

Oh, sweetheart, I am a very young lady with many childbearing years before me. I do have expectations of my future husband, though. I am not going to marry the first tin tither who asks for my hand.

I am lifting my prayers for you.

[Brother D. Thomas]

Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

Oh, I am awaiting so impatiently for a suspect unsaved trash to tell me something that actually is in the Holy Bible.
My sweet friend, the only thing I gather based on the available evidence, is that you are filled with pride. My heart is heavy with sorrow as it is my Christian duty to tell you that God will punish you sooner or later:

Proverbs 16:5 - Every one [that is] proud in heart [is] an abomination to the LORD: [though] hand [join] in hand, he shall not be unpunished.

Proverbs 27:2 - Let another man praise thee, and not thine own mouth; a stranger, and not thine own lips.

Galatians 6:3 - For if a man think himself to be something, when he is nothing, he deceiveth himself.

I, on the other hand, prefer to be on the humble side:

James 4:6 - But he giveth more grace. Wherefore he saith, God resisteth the proud, but giveth grace unto the humble.

Dear, I dunno if your Bible is missing some pages, but my Bible tells me to rebuke your false ways:

Proverbs 27:5 - Open rebuke [is] better than secret love.

1 Timothy 5:20 - Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear.

2 Timothy 4:2 - Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.

James 5:20 - Let him know, that he which converteth the sinner from the error of his way shall save a soul from death, and shall hide a multitude of sins.

My Bible also tells me that a wise man would have thanked me for rebuking him:

Proverbs 9:8-9
8 Reprove not a scorner, lest he hate thee: rebuke a wise man, and he will love thee.
9 Give [instruction] to a wise [man], and he will be yet wiser: teach a just [man], and he will increase in learning.

So far, you have responded to my Godly rebukes with girly temper tantrums. You tell me: what that does say about you, dear?

What substance, dear? So far you have shown your knowledge of a single Bible verse. Just one. Color me unimpressed.

Oh, sweetheart, I am a very young lady with many childbearing years before me. I do have expectations of my future husband, though. I am not going to marry the first tin tither who asks for my hand.

I am lifting my prayers for you.

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Basilissa,

I talked with Jesus last night in prayer about you, and as usual, He always tells us what we want to hear.
With that being said, it was precluded that we agreed that you cannot reason with a woman, especially a woman
like you that pisses all over the bible as if what it says about your gender does not apply to you!

Jesus told me that to the insolent woman, he didn’t give them severe pain in childbearing for nothing, and where the
husband is to rule over them. (Genesis 3:16) Furthermore, Jesus told me that the reason he prescribed that all women
are to be submissive to man, is because of what you are now displaying before the esteemed Landover Baptist alumni in showing
your vain attempts to usurp the authority over me as the superior biblical man over the woman! BLASPHEME!

Dear, you can post bible passages until the Second Coming, but the fact remains that you as a mere woman were put upon earth
ONLY, and I repeat, ONLY to accept that man has all authority over you, and that you are to be silent, and be submissive to all
men as the following inspired word of Jesus AGAIN so states: “Let a woman learn quietly with all submissiveness. I do not permit
a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet. For Adam was formed first, then Eve; and Adam
was not deceived, but the woman was deceived and became a transgressor. Yet she will be saved through childbearing
if they continue in faith and love and holiness, with self-control.” (1 Timothy 2:11-15)

Now, if you don’t agree with Jesus’ inspired words stated above, not only are you essentially calling him a liar, therefore committing
the dreadful “UNPARDONABLE SIN,” but you have earned yourself a one-way E-Ticket ride to the depths of the sulfur lakes
of Hell upon your demise!

Basilissa, may I suggest that you start wearing asbestos clothing, this is because you should always be prepared for your absolute outcome
of Hell subsequent to your earthly existence. I am sorry dear, but Jesus’ words surpass your womanly insipid banter. You are grasping
for the proverbial straws that are just not there anymore in your behalf because you disagree with Jesus' words!

Basilissa, Jesus and I agreed that you epitomize the following passage, to wit: “It is better to live in a desert land than with a quarrelsome and fretful woman.” (Proverbs 21:19)


In the name of the hung Savior,

Brother D. Thomas


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Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

...You are grasping
for the proverbial straws that are just not there anymore in your behalf because you disagree with Jesus' words! ...

You're right, and everyone else is wrong. Not just Bas. Everyone. All of Landover is wrong. All the Pastors are wrong. Wrong wrong wrong.


You've tried to tell them, but they won't listen. They have the audacity to tell you that you're wrong, even.


What are you going to do now? :???:


:lightbulb: Let's see what the Bible says to do in that exact situation.


Unfortunately, I just fell down and hit my head soooo hard that I can't remember anything at all about the Bible or what it says, so I'm relying on you, and you alone, to find that Scripture!!


You can do it! I believe in you!


Find that Scripture, post it, and you may come away from here with ONE convert at least, because you actually reading the Bible and learning what it says would be a fuvcking miracle, and thus proof of God.