[Didymus Much]

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...Dear, what part of the following inspired words of Jesus don't you understand?!...

Mark 6:11 "And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear you, when ye depart thence, shake off the dust under your feet for a testimony against them. Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city."

That's the Scripture I alluded to in an earlier post (https://www.landoverbaptist.net/show...2&postcount=60), that you failed to know or find. It shows what Jesus wants His true followers to do when people won't listen to them: LEAVE. Not "keep pestering them and endlessly harping about one or two little snippets of the Bible that I can misread to tell others to SHUT UP because I like to tell people to SHUT UP even though Jesus never once in the Bible tells anyone to make anyone else shut up He says just leave them to their fate if they won't listen to you and LEAVE".


So when are YOU going to read/learn/do what Jesus tells you to?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Joanna, learn your place in the godly scheme of things!

That's Mrs Lytton-Vasey to you, if you please (or even if you don't).

Let us look at your place in the scheme of things, insofar as it applies to me. I am a married woman and as such I obey my husband and (after him) my pastors, my father, my brothers, and True Christian™ men. I don't see you, some random, tragic, failed-bully of an incel on the internet, a person unknown to me (Praise Jesus!) on that list. Your place is nowhere and I shall continue to pay you and your kind all the heed you so richly deserve. For the avoidance of confusion, that is absolutely no heed whatsoever.

As Sister Basilissa has already pointed out, "lessor" is not an adjective meaning - well, whatever you think it means. It is a noun, referring to an owner who rents out some sort of property - an apartment, for example, or an automobile. The term "lessor vessel woman" has no meaning at all. I hope that helps in your vain attempt to get to grips with the American language?

[Brother D. Thomas]

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Tommy, honey, I am rather bewildered by what it is that you are actually implying here? Are you confusing me with a realtor or car saleswoman?

But where does it say that, Tommy dear? Because I follow the Holy Bible as is, and not as I would like it to be (hint, hint).

1) I would NEVER read between the lines because God disapproves of that:


Proverbs 30:5-6
5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

2) I am most definitely not a realtor nor a used car saleswoman.

While I feel uplifted by your unjust persecution of myself (Matthew 5:10-12), I fear that God hates you for it:

Proverbs 6:16-19
16 These six [things] doth the LORD hate: yea, seven [are] an abomination unto him:
17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
19 A false witness [that] speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

I have highlighted all the parts that apply to your case, and it is pretty much "all of the above." I shall still pray for your soul. You have not blasphemed against the Holy Ghost, so there may be some hope for you yet!

Please show me Scripture that says so. ("Reading between the lines" won't do). You seem to lack an understanding of the Holy Trinity. Let me explain it to you in simpleton terms.

Your hand has 5 fingers, yes? Go ahead and chop two of them away. (If you were born with a rare genetic disorder which causes to have 6 fingers, chop away three). Got it? Now you have ONE hand with THREE fingers, kinda like on the drawing on the right, yes? Are the THREE fingers part of ONE hand? Yes. Is each of the THREE fingers a separate finger? Yes. Will pinching ONE of your THREE fingers cause pain in the SAME finger you pinched, or in one of the OTHER TWO fingers? Please concentrate, I know you feel most pain in the wound where you lost your other fingers, but please try to focus on the pinching pain. You should feel the pain only in the finger you pinched, and not in the other two.

And that's exactly how the Holy Trinity works: ONE hand, THREE fingers. Each finger is separate and independent, and yet they are all part of the same Hand

Here is the actual Hand of God as observed by the Hubble Telescope.

I hope that was helpful. Now, please notice that I am not usurping anything here, and I am not teaching you anything - I am just playing Captain Obvious here, repeating stuff that every already knows.

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Basilissa, the pseudo-christian, lesser vessel 2nd class human that is Hell bound upon your demise,


FINALLY! IT IS ABOUT TIME YOU CAUGHT MY MISQUOTE TO 1 PETER 3:7!!! I have felt so sorry for your weak refutations to Jesus’ inspired word, that I needed to “throw you a bone,” so to speak, so you could use this misquote to chastise me and take the limelight off of your blatant biblical ignorance!!! As a “lesser” vessel to man, it took you long enough to figure this one out! TRAPPED!


Relative to 1 Timothy 2:11-15, in turn to your previous Satanic statement in your post #52 of this thread, where in our Bronze and Iron Age thinking bible does it say that you are ONLY to obey your pastor, and not ALL MEN?! The clock is ticking upon your answer, BEGIN.


Basilissa, the rest of your LESSER vessel diatribe as a woman, is nothing but more fraudulent fires lit to give you more smoke screens to hide behind regarding the biblical fact that you have committed the Unpardonable Sin!


Your child like metaphorical reference to trying in vain to explain the Trinity Doctrine of our beloved Jesus should be a Saturday Night Live comedy sketch! Being a LESSER vessel woman, we Christian men didn’t expect you to comprehend the godly Trinity Doctrine! Ask yourself, how does one feel pain when the Holy Ghost part is INVISIBLE and has no human properties?! Again, your false premise falls flat upon it’s face in embarrassment!

I could give you a very simple explanation of the Trinity Doctrine, but you being a lesser vessel of understanding, you would have to have a biblical superior man to help you understand it’s true meaning.


“I find more bitter than death the woman who is a snare, whose heart is a trap and whose hands are chains. The man who pleases God will escape her, but the sinner she will ensnare.” (Ecclesiastes 7:26)




In the name of the hung Savior,

Brother D. Thomas


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[Brother D. Thomas]

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That's Mrs Lytton-Vasey to you, if you please (or even if you don't).

Let us look at your place in the scheme of things, insofar as it applies to me. I am a married woman and as such I obey my husband and (after him) my pastors, my father, my brothers, and True Christian™ men. I don't see you, some random, tragic, failed-bully of an incel on the internet, a person unknown to me (Praise Jesus!) on that list. Your place is nowhere and I shall continue to pay you and your kind all the heed you so richly deserve. For the avoidance of confusion, that is absolutely no heed whatsoever.

As Sister Basilissa has already pointed out, "lessor" is not an adjective meaning - well, whatever you think it means. It is a noun, referring to an owner who rents out some sort of property - an apartment, for example, or an automobile. The term "lessor vessel woman" has no meaning at all. I hope that helps in your vain attempt to get to grips with the American language?

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Mrs Vassey,


YOUR "WOMAN" QUOTE: "Let us look at your place in the scheme of things, insofar as it applies to me. I am a married woman and as such I obey my husband and (after him) my pastors, my father, my brothers, and True Christian™ men."

HOLY JESUS CHRIST! Can you proffer your statement above to the Hell bound Basilissa, because you are actually following 1 Timothy 2: 11-15 and are setting an example for her to follow, praise Jesus!

Dear, your misnomer that I am not to be on your list, is contradicted by your own statement that you obey, in part, all True Christian men like myself. Please, don't even try to refute that I am not a godly True Christian man, because this is self-evident in this thread that I have shown to follow our Bronze and Iron Age primitive thinking bible regarding women.

The "lessor" notion has been addressed in my post to Basilissa above, and unfortunately, at her expense.


In the name of the hung Savior,

Brother D. Thomas


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[James Hutchins]

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Some one needs some of this, thier cur4rent tube has dried up.

[Basilissa]

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lesser vessel

You learned something today, yay! Praise !

FINALLY! IT IS ABOUT TIME YOU CAUGHT MY MISQUOTE TO 1 PETER 3:7!!!

Huh? I have no idea what you are babbling about? I think you are confusing me with someone else?

Relative to 1 Timothy 2:11-15, in turn to your previous Satanic statement in your post #52 of this thread, where in our Bronze and Iron Age thinking bible does it say that you are ONLY to obey your pastor, and not ALL MEN?! The clock is ticking upon your answer, BEGIN.

It does not say that women should obey all men, therefore, it doesn't mean I should obey all men. Neither it says that a woman should obey all Christian men. Neither it says that a woman should obey all men who claim to be Christian. Nope.

Now, you might be interested in reading this enlightening essay that proves that women are property just like donkeys. I realize that you have a very limited ability to understand analogies, but please try.

Women = property and donkeys = property.

If property = property, then women = donkeys.

So far, so good, right?

Now, I understand that imagining that you own a donkey would be too abstract for your limited mental abilities, so let's substitute donkey with a dog.

If you own a dog, you are the one giving commands to it, right? If someone attacks you, and you order your dog to bite the attacker, it wouldn't be correct if the dog listened to the attacker instead and attacked you, right?

That's because this dog is your property. This means this dog should obey you, and not some random strangers you meet on the internet.

Now replace "dog" with "woman" in the above sentence, and may bless God your soul, because some information may finally appear in that void space between your ears. Yes, dear - it means I, as property, have to obligation to obey only my owner, and not some random stranger on the internet!

you have committed the Unpardonable Sin!

Dear, in order to be forgiven by Jesus, you need to repent for your lies, not keep repeating them. Why do you insist on making Baby Jesus cry and hate you?

I could give you a very simple explanation of the Trinity Doctrine, but you being a lesser vessel of understanding, you would have to have a biblical superior man to help you understand it’s true meaning.

Translation to Plain American: "I cannot explain Holy Trinity to you because despite your clear analogy, I still fail to grasp that concept." I understand, dear. Holy Trinity is not something that someone like you could understand.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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HOLY JESUS CHRIST!

I know I speak for all my Brothers and Sisters here when I say that I will thank you not to take Our Dear Lord's name in vain.

Please, don't even try to refute that I am not a godly True Christian man,

I certainly do not refute that you are not a godly True Christian man. On the contrary, I agree wholeheartedly that you are not. It is so nice that we have come to agreement on one matter, at least.

I wish you well in your search for Salvation, though I am not optimistic.

[Brother D. Thomas]

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Mark 6:11 "And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear you, when ye depart thence, shake off the dust under your feet for a testimony against them. Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city."

That's the Scripture I alluded to in an earlier post (https://www.landoverbaptist.net/show...2&postcount=60), that you failed to know or find. It shows what Jesus wants His true followers to do when people won't listen to them: LEAVE. Not "keep pestering them and endlessly harping about one or two little snippets of the Bible that I can misread to tell others to SHUT UP because I like to tell people to SHUT UP even though Jesus never once in the Bible tells anyone to make anyone else shut up He says just leave them to their fate if they won't listen to you and LEAVE".


So when are YOU going to read/learn/do what Jesus tells you to?

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Didymus Much,


With as much respect that I can give a Hell Bound Atheist like you, Jesus also told us the following is to be adhered too: "And the gospel must first be proclaimed to all nations. (Mark 13:10)

Unfortunately, the gospel includes how a true Christian man is to view the lesser vessel woman, as I have explicitly shown within this thread. With that being said, there are some within this thread that DO NOT follow the passages against women that I have provided. Therefore, they are guilty of the following passage: " For the time will come when people will not put up with sound doctrine. Instead, to suit their own desires, they will gather around them a great number of teachers to say what their itching ears want to hear." (2 Timothy 4:3-4)

Do you actually think Jesus would like me to leave, when I am supposed to follow and defend his faith? Surely you jest! "He must hold firm to the trustworthy word as taught, so that he may be able to give instruction in sound doctrine and also to rebuke those who contradict it." (Titus 1:9)


In the name of the hung Savior,

Brother D. Thomas


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[Didymus Much]

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..."And the gospel must first be proclaimed to all nations. (Mark 13:10)...

And when they've heard and rejected it, see my above. :yawn2:

...Do you actually think Jesus would like me to leave...

Luke 9:5 "And whosoever will not receive you, when ye go out of that city, shake off the very dust from your feet for a testimony against them."

Yup.

..."He must hold firm to the trustworthy word as taught, so that he may be able to give instruction in sound doctrine and also to rebuke those who contradict it." (Titus 1:9)...

That's for people challenging you. Nobody here went to the Church of Brother D. Thomas; you came here and challenged them. So they're doing what PaulJesus tells them to: standing up to the challenger.

And you're still (surprise, surprise) refusing to do what Jesus tells you to.

[Brother D. Thomas]

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Some one needs some of this, thier cur4rent tube has dried up.

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James Hutchins,

FINALLY, you as a Christian man is following the Judeo-Christian bible in showing that the lesser vessel woman is to follow and obey Christian men, where in this case, they are to apply PROCTOLOG to their behinds for obvious reasons! James, praise Jesus for your honesty!


In the name of the hung Savior,

Brother D. Thomas


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[Brother D. Thomas]

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And when they've heard and rejected it, see my above. :yawn2:



Luke 9:5 "And whosoever will not receive you, when ye go out of that city, shake off the very dust from your feet for a testimony against them."

Yup.


That's for people challenging you. Nobody here went to the Church of Brother D. Thomas; you came here and challenged them. So they're doing what PaulJesus tells them to: standing up to the challenger.

And you're still (surprise, surprise) refusing to do what Jesus tells you to.

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Didymus Much,

ARE YOU STATING BEFORE THE LANDOVER BAPTIST ALUMNI THAT THE BIBLE CONTRADICTS ITSELF? BLASPHEME!

WHAT DID WE EXPECT FROM THE SATANIC ATHEIST, OTHER THAN WHAT YOU HAVE PROVIDED, WHERE YOU PROMOTE VERSES THAT DIRECTLY GO AGAINST MY GODLY PASSAGES!!!

As known, you as an Atheist are going to take the one-way E-ticket ride to the sulfur lakes of Hell upon your departure from planet earth, but now you have absolutely cemented this fact in stating that the bible contradicts itself!


In the name of the hung Savior,

Brother D. Thomas



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[Didymus Much]

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Didymus Much,

ARE YOU STATING BEFORE THE LANDOVER BAPTIST ALUMNI THAT THE BIBLE CONTRADICTS ITSELF? BLASPHEME!...

No, you are. And learn what "alumni" means before you go using that word again, thanks.


You're the guy at the corner table in the casino who got in way over his head, and has convinced himself that repeatedly doubling down will somehow magically rescue him from the hole he's dug (protip: it won't). He's sweating, because he knows he's ****ed like never before in his life, and everyone watching wishes he'd just walk away but knows he won't until the bank owns him, and everything he'll ever have.


Or you could just admit what a failure Bro Thomas' attitude has been and plead with Pastor Zeke and his clods for permission to start a new character here who will get along with others a bit better and learn something and not use fancy words until you're sure what they mean and how they're used or you come off as such a pretentious twat that no matter how much you might know (and I guarantee it's an amazingly, mind-boggingly yuge amount less than some around here) no one wants you around

[Brother D. Thomas]

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I know I speak for all my Brothers and Sisters here when I say that I will thank you not to take Our Dear Lord's name in vain.



I certainly do not refute that you are not a godly True Christian man. On the contrary, I agree wholeheartedly that you are not. It is so nice that we have come to agreement on one matter, at least.

I wish you well in your search for Salvation, though I am not optimistic.

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Mrs Vasey,


I have NOT taken Jesus’ name in vain, but as shown, I reveal it by using HOLY Jesus Christ! Dear, are you vying to be greater at grasping for more proverbial straws than your sister in Christ, Basilissa?

Relative to your Satanic semantics in my statement in question to what it actually states, and as a mere woman, are you vying to be the greater lesser vessel in rational thinking and understanding than your sister in Christ, Basilissa?


When will the second class human, as women, learn their place within Landover’s bastion of Jesus’ truth, by remaining on the sidelines in SILENCE?! (1 Timothy 2: 11-15)



In the name of the hung Savior,

Brother D. Thomas


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[Brother D. Thomas]

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No, you are. And learn what "alumni" means before you go using that word again, thanks.


You're the guy at the corner table in the casino who got in way over his head, and has convinced himself that repeatedly doubling down will somehow magically rescue him from the hole he's dug (protip: it won't). He's sweating, because he knows he's ****ed like never before in his life, and everyone watching wishes he'd just walk away but knows he won't until the bank owns him, and everything he'll ever have.

Or you could just admit what a failure Bro Thomas' attitude has been and plead with Pastor Zeke and his clods for permission to start a new character here who will get along with others a bit better and learn something and not use fancy words until you're sure what they mean and how they're used or you come off as such a pretentious twat that no matter how much you might know (and I guarantee it's an amazingly, mind-boggingly yuge amount less than some around here) no one wants you around

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Didymus Much,

Barring my misuse of "alumni," what did you forget to address in your dissertation THAT YOU PROPOSED FIRST? Yes, the absolute fact that you state the bible blatantly contradicts itself to what you proposed, and what I proposed in return. 2+2=4.

Your term of "No, you are...." doesn't cut it to actual biblical axioms proposed!

I am sure that our ever loving and forgiving Jesus is holding the HOTTEST place in Hell for your arrival, praise His name!


In the name of the hung Savior,

Brother D. Thomas


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[Didymus Much]

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...what did you forget to address in your dissertation THAT YOU PROPOSED FIRST? Yes, the absolute fact that you state the bible blatantly contradicts itself...

Stop saying that I claimed that the Bible contradicts itself, because I didn't. If you think I did, it's because you're still clinging to a misunderstanding of what the Bible is saying.


So exactly what don't you understand yet?