X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Shenanigans Brown
    Burnt Offering
    • Oct 2018
    • 29

    #46
    Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!!

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    What ever happened to our Instaban™ feature? I see this heathen has the N-word in her signature file, and she is referring to her precious, pure, God-ordained rape babies as "n***lets."

    N***let is a variation on the N-word.

    I can't understand why anybody would ever think they could get away with posting racial epithets on a Web site run by conservative Christians.
    Ok u big rartarted persoon.
    This space reserved for Scripture -- Admin

    Comment

    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #47
      Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!!

      Originally posted by Shenanigans Brown View Post
      Ok u big rartarted persoon.
      If it were not for you people having the innate ability to get out skid marks, I'd say something.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

      Comment

      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22379

        #48
        Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!!

        Originally posted by Shenanigans Brown View Post
        Ok u big rartarted persoon.
        It's unfortunate that you are too stupid to see the irony of your own statement.

        Allow me to very slightly increase your intelligence by pointing out Deuteronomy 22:20-21 where God teaches us all sluts have to be killed.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

        Comment

        • Shenanigans Brown
          Burnt Offering
          • Oct 2018
          • 29

          #49
          Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!!

          Recently my son Jaden was infected with the Coronavirus. I have come back to this Baptist forum to ask that someone will help me pray for my child. My poor son has asthma. Please send your prayers.

          - Sheniqua Brown
          This space reserved for Scripture -- Admin

          Comment

          • Brother Gonzalez
            Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
            True Christian™
             
            • Sep 2016
            • 2087

            #50
            Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!!

            Originally posted by Shenanigans Brown View Post
            Recently my son Jaden was infected with the Coronavirus. I have come back to this Baptist forum to ask that someone will help me pray for my child. My poor son has asthma. Please send your prayers.

            - Sheniqua Brown
            Don't you feel guilty? God has sent Coronavirus to your son for a reason. And that reason might be you.
            1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

            Comment

            • Uncle Rutherford
              Honorary White Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2020
              • 564

              #51
              Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!!

              Originally posted by Shenanigans Brown View Post
              Recently my son Jaden was infected with the Coronavirus. I have come back to this Baptist forum to ask that someone will help me pray for my child. My poor son has asthma. Please send your prayers.

              - Sheniqua Brown
              God inflicted your son with the Chinese virus for being a lazy negro. The only cure for him is to pray long and hard to White Jesus and remember Proverbs 13:4 The soul of the sluggard desireth, and [hath] nothing: but the soul of the diligent shall be made fat. Remembering what’s in The Bible is the only thing to make sure it won’t happen to your lazy negro son again. And as his parent, you carry just as much blame as him for letting it get this bad.

              Comment

              • tkwhite
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Mar 2020
                • 108

                #52
                Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!!

                Jesus went through way worse than you. BELIEVE THAT! You need to think more about your sinful ways and get saved right away before both of you die! Look at the first part of the verse I have given you. The penalty of your sins is death from the coronavirus.


                Romans 6:23 King James Version (KJV)

                23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.



                Originally posted by Shenanigans Brown View Post
                Recently my son Jaden was infected with the Coronavirus. I have come back to this Baptist forum to ask that someone will help me pray for my child. My poor son has asthma. Please send your prayers.

                - Sheniqua Brown
                In Christ,

                Thomas K. White (That's Mr. White to you Sinners! )

                Rev 20:11-15

                Comment

                • Basilissa
                  South of the Border outreach program
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Mar 2013
                  • 12993

                  #53
                  Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!!

                  Originally posted by Shenanigans Brown View Post
                  Recently my son Jaden was infected with the Coronavirus. I have come back to this Baptist forum to ask that someone will help me pray for my child. My poor son has asthma. Please send your prayers.
                  God, please deal with this boy the way you see fit, You gave the child that sickness for a reason, so heal him or kill him depending on what Your plans are.
                  God created fossils to test our faith.

                  * * *

                  My favorite LBC sermons:
                  True Christians are Perfect!
                  True Christian™ Love.
                  Salvation™ made Easy!
                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                  Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
                  True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

                  Comment

                  • Uncle Rutherford
                    Honorary White Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2020
                    • 564

                    #54
                    Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!!

                    I have to ask, would the negro lady be okay if I came over and gave the boy a whipping to get him back on the right track and get him to get rid of the faux coronavirus?

                    [img]https://miro.medium.com/max/970/1*Ux6aBxjpdUhO8llLA6gtlg.jpeg[/img]

                    Nothing can’t be solved with a belt whuppin.

                    Comment

                    • Isabella White
                      True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                       
                      • Mar 2019
                      • 4379

                      #55
                      Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!!

                      Originally posted by Shenanigans Brown View Post
                      Recently my son Jaden was infected with the Coronavirus. I have come back to this Baptist forum to ask that someone will help me pray for my child. My poor son has asthma. Please send your prayers.

                      - Sheniqua Brown
                      Dear Miss Brown: I do not believe that we have met. I am Isabella White, and I have just noticed your prayer request for your dear child. I am sorry to learn that he has asthma, as this can be a matter of great concern for parents of a child suffering with this (or any) illness.

                      Now, then, I am wondering if you can tell me if you know the Great Physician, the , the who spilled blessed for your wretched, disgusting sins? If not, then this is the perfect time for you to admit that you are a hopeless sinner, and to ask to forgive you, and to cleanse you of those horrid sins, and to come into your heart, as you promise to follow daily.

                      Certainly, you are in the right place for prayer and guidance in the Things of . Why, with being , you will find yourselves surrounded by many servants: people who know , and who can help you in ways that you could never imagine.

                      I shall bring your concerns to the , and gladly so. Might I ask the name of your son, Dear? It's just like I like to personalize my prayer requests when I am in discussion with . Thank you.

                      May bless you at this difficult time.
                      P.S. On your profile page, I note that you say,"I enjoy the bible". For one thing, I must mention that when we refer to the , we capitalize the "B" in "Bible". And, when you say that you "enjoy" it, can you please explain how much enjoyment you derive from the Word of ? Do you read the several times a day, once a day, once a week, every now and then, once in a blue moon, whenever it's time to knock the dust from it, etc.? I do hope that you won't mind my inquiring, but it's just that I like to get a sense of the progress which one is making with daily devotion to . It's not that I am being nosy -- goodness, never!
                      (Mrs.) Isabella White

                      Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

                      Comment

                      • Mary Etheldreda
                        Gushing for Jesus
                         
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 23775

                        #56
                        Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!!

                        Originally posted by Uncle Rutherford View Post
                        would the negro lady be okay if I came over
                        Do all negroes know each other like all old people know each other? Does this apply all across the country or only in each county?
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

                        Comment

                        • Uncle Rutherford
                          Honorary White Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2020
                          • 564

                          #57
                          Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!!

                          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                          Do all negroes know each other like all old people know each other? Does this apply all across the country or only in each county?
                          What’s the difference between negroes between each county? Therein lies your answer. The common negro down the road is no different from the negro hooligan roaming the alleyways in godless NYC.

                          Comment

                          • Shenanigans Brown
                            Burnt Offering
                            • Oct 2018
                            • 29

                            #58
                            Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!!

                            Who are you? I would not want you in my house. If my son needs to be whooped I will do it myself.
                            This space reserved for Scripture -- Admin

                            Comment

                            • Uncle Rutherford
                              Honorary White Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2020
                              • 564

                              #59
                              Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!!

                              Originally posted by Shenanigans Brown View Post
                              Who are you? I would not want you in my house. If my son needs to be whooped I will do it myself.
                              Then why haven’t you done it yet? The problem kid wouldn’t be cursed with Chinese virus if he was a good Christian boy. He’s just like all the other misguided negroes. That’s why he’s infected. Proverbs 21:25 the desire of the slothful killith him; for his hands refuse to labour. Only a matter of time until you get it for being a neglectful parent too.

                              Comment

                              Working...