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  • I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!!

    Hi, my name is Sheniqua Brown, I have registered on this forum to find a new christian forum like the Black Bible Union. You may know me from the BBU as the book lady. I will be participating at the blessing the donkeys and horses cook out, you should come and meet me, I will be there because I heard that they have melon. Anyways, I would love to get to know you so I recommend that you reply to this thread to meet me, I am always happy to converse about our lord. Have a lovely day!


    Your new church forum member, Sheniqua Brown.


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    Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!!

    Originally posted by Sheniqua Brown View Post
    Hi, my name is Sheniqua Brown, I have registered on this forum to find a new christian forum like the Black Bible Union. You may know me from the BBU as the book lady. I will be participating at the blessing the donkeys and horses cook out, you should come and meet me, I will be there because I heard that they have melon. Anyways, I would love to get to know you so I recommend that you reply to this thread to meet me, I am always happy to converse about our lord. Have a lovely day!


    Your new church forum member, Sheniqua Brown.


    I am very sorry for not capitalizing God, I hope that I may see the pastor for some talking about the lord and his will. I am very sorry, and will not do this again.
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      Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!!

      Are you giving recommendations to the church elders? Saying stuff like that would solicit disciplinary action in my Sunday school. Also, I noticed in another topic you talked as if you attend Landover Baptist Church. I am taking a risky chance and am going to go ahead and say unsaved trash are unwelcome at the church. Can't say I've ever heard of a Sister Shaniqua Brown mentioned by Pastor Ezekiel on these forums either but hey I may be wrong.

      A cautious welcome regardless. Is it at all possible if I study your behaviors as a nigra? I'd love to do research as nigras are lacking in my own church. Only ever see you people on the streets (which I avoid as an underage white girl).
      My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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        Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!!

        Yes, I do in fact now attend the Landover Church right after the Black Bible Union church. I love to preach to God and help anything that he does. I will let you study my behaviors as a "nigra" as long as it follows with god. I do not recommend the church elders to do anything, I would just like for them to be able to preach to me so I can learn the will of God.
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          Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!!

          Originally posted by Sheniqua Brown View Post
          You may know me from the BBU as the book lady.
          Certainly not. What is a Black Bible Union?

          Why don't you share with us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Are you married? Do you work as a maid or cook somewhere nice? How did you learn to read and write so well?
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!!

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            Certainly not. What is a Black Bible Union?

            Why don't you share with us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
            Yes of course, my favorite bible verse is Genesis 9:25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
            I found love in God by serving in the black bible union.

            Also, the Black Bible Union is a union for blacks that want to learn on the bible, if you would like to learn more, we have a <<<advertising for a forum removed by a helpful moderator>>>. We learn about the bible and we would love to speak more to you about it.
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              Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!!

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              <font face="Verdana">Certainly not. What is a Black Bible Union? </font><font face="Verdana"><br>
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              </font><font face="Verdana"> Are you married? Do you work as a maid or cook somewhere nice? How did you learn to read and write so well?</font>
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              I was married until my husband, LeeAnthony left me. I learned to read and write so well from the BBU, you should come and join us!
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                Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!!

                Originally posted by Sheniqua Brown View Post
                Yes of course, my favorite bible verse is Genesis 9:25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
                I found love in God by serving in the black bible union.

                Also, the Black Bible Union is a union for blacks that want to learn on the bible, if you would like to learn more, we have a <<<advertising for a forum removed by a helpful moderator>>>. We learn about the bible and we would love to speak more to you about it.
                You haven't learned it very well if you're still choosing the negro lifestyle, and encouraging others to maintain theirs then you work for Satan (John 8:44). However, it would seem God has blessed you by bringing you here so you can shed your sinful ways by following Landover Baptist's Ex-Negro Program! All you have to do is repent unto Christ and let Him circumcise your negro heart into a pure, clean version, white as snow (Deuteronomy 30:6; Isaiah 1:18)! One that He will welcome into Heaven (Ezekiel 44:9; Revelation 21:27)!
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!!

                  I have to wonder if her owner employer knows that she is doing when she is supposed to be cleaning something.




                  Welcome In what manner do you provide service to Jesus?
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!!

                    I apologize for any misbehavior that would make me act as a "Negro". I am currently looking for a Ex-Negro program to put me closer to God. Very sorry and looking for a rehab.



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                      Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!!

                      Originally posted by Sheniqua Brown View Post
                      I will be participating at the blessing the donkeys and horses cook out,

                      You people eat horses?????

                      Originally posted by Sheniqua Brown View Post
                      Yes, I do in fact now attend the Landover Church
                      I assume you meant to say, Landover Hills church. I hear they invite everybody. Landover Baptist Church, on the other hand, is very selective and each member undergoes a thorough vetting process through our Department of Faith.
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                        How must I undo my sin?

                        I have sinned. For I need to be redeemed. How may I reverse my negro? How must I fix what I need to fix? How can I redeem my self with the lord? How can I redeem my self to God? I have read the news paper on the Ex-Negro. Now what must I do? Please help, for I do not know what I must do.
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                          Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!!

                          Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                          I assume you meant to say, Landover Hills church. I hear they invite everybody.
                          That's closer to where she lives, but still quite a long round-trip from Montgomery, Alabama. I guess there's less traffic on a Sunday?
                          Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                            Re: How must I undo my sin?

                            Have you tried repenting and sinning no more, dear?

                            John 8:11 She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more.
                            God created fossils to test our faith.

                            * * *

                            My favorite LBC sermons:
                            True Christians are Perfect!
                            True Christian™ Love.
                            Salvation™ made Easy!
                            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                            God HATES Rational Thinking!
                            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                              Re: How must I undo my sin?

                              There is a Landover "Ex-Negro Program" but, at the moment, it is only open to gentlemen of the colored persuasion in possession of a letter from a Pastor of a reputable church and at the moment, it is fully booked.

                              I suggest you get your name on a waiting list for any women's course that might be considered.
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                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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