[Basilissa]

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Then again, perhaps I'm mistaken. Perhaps I stumbled into some other false church disguised as "Landover Baptist" - I'll have to make sure I find the real one next time.

Dear RepCap, you might have went to the Landover Hills Baptist church, or maybe the Andover Baptist. I hear they receive all sorts of unsaved trash in these places. I feel much safer here in Freehold, which is a secluded gated community where our men are not afraid to stand their ground, if you know what I mean.

I wish you all the best in finding a church that suits your needs. Meanwhile, our Department of Faith is conducting a thorough background check investigation. We'll see what they have to say.

[RepublicanCapitalist]

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Dear RepCap, you might have went to the Landover Hills Baptist church, or maybe the Andover Baptist. I hear they receive all sorts of unsaved trash in these places. I feel much safer here in Freehold, which is a secluded gated community where our men are not afraid to stand their ground, if you know what I mean.

I wish you all the best in finding a church that suits your needs. Meanwhile, our Department of Faith is conducting a thorough background check investigation. We'll see what they have to say.

I think I went to the Andover Hills Baptist Church. Forgive me, Jesus, for I have sinned.


Your Department of Faith conducts background checks? You do know that background checks are a form of gun control, right? Gun control is satanic, as you and I both know.

[James Hutchins]

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I think I went to the Andover Hills Baptist Church. Forgive me, Jesus, for I have sinned.

Stupidity is nothing to be proud of friend.
Ecclesiastes 2:11
Then I looked on all the works that my hands had wrought, and on the labour that I had laboured to do: and, behold, all was vanity and vexation of spirit, and there was no profit under the sun.

Your Department of Faith conducts background checks? You do know that background checks are a form of gun control, right? Gun control is satanic, as you and I both know.

Of course the Church checks up on 'people'. We have to protect our Pastors from False Christians (you know who you are as do WE). The Church needs to know who provides the Tithes that are a numerical proof of Love.
2 Timothy 2:15
Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.

[Basilissa]

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I think I went to the Andover Hills Baptist Church. Forgive me, Jesus, for I have sinned.

Your Department of Faith conducts background checks? You do know that background checks are a form of gun control, right? Gun control is satanic, as you and I both know.

Sweetie, how else do you think we can protect our gated community from the of unsaved trash such as yourself? DoF is our only protection in these difficult times when Christians are mercilessly mocked and persecuted everywhere.