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Hi guys, newbie here, thanks for accepting me, hope i can gen some enlightenment on the forums, thnks have a nice day
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Re: Hello New here
Hello Mr. Cantrell, and welcome to our friendly forums! Please keep in mind no one has accepted you yet. You see, Jesus is very strict about what company True Christians(tm) are to keep, and unsaved is among those who are unwelcomed. I pray you are saved, dear! I so enjoy fellowshipping with friends!Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Hello Brother
I admit it disappointed me that you didn’t follow the instructions of the introduction thread.
What church do you attend?
What is your favorite Bible verse (and why)?
How did you find Jesus?Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.Amen and AmenComment
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Re: Hello New here
Sorry, but I am not inspired. I feel like I am hearing a choir of off key singers. The deaf might appreciate it but those of us with Perfect Ptich© do not.
I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.
Here are your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.
New members are requested to make an introduction for themselves.
We always encourage everyone to back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.
Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Re: Hello New here
Hello .Originally posted by selinacantrell View Post
. Here is a good place to seek enlightenment—other than the type you get from sitting in a cave chanting hindoo mantras—because we will refer you to The Bible.
Luke 11:9-10 And I [Jesus speaking] say unto you, Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you. For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.
By clicking the Scripture reference you can read more of Christ's words on this topic. Welcome to the forum.Comment
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Hello and a warm
to our friendly forum, Selina!
Please, do tell, which Bible verse speaks to you most? What church do you call your own? How did you find Jesus?God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.Comment
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Hello Selina and welcome to our forums. Do tell us the important things about yourself: we would love to get to know you.
Selina is a pretty name, even though it does not appear in the Bible. I think it comes from a Greek word for moon, Σελήνη. I gather it also refers to the Greeks' imaginary "goddess" of the moon, but that is not your fault and you can rest assured that nobody here will hold it against you.
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!Comment
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