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  • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
    True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
     
    • Jul 2014
    • 8407

    #31
    Re: This is my introduction, I suppose.

    Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
    At least this one didn't tell us to go directly to hell. Though the phrase "go the hell to church" sort of hits the ear wrong. Or is it just me?
    Very definitely not, Sister. As Sister Basilissa says, it could be a tantrum. Or it could be the Tourettes.
    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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    • MitzaLizalor
      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2010
      • 14329

      #32
      Re: This is my introduction, I suppose.

      I was going to send a friend request, too.

      Never mind, I'll send one to Rastafari - at least he's trying to understand.

      And I'm interested in the "Morocco was once joined to America" stuff. If there's Scriptural support for that. Which there isn't. But he's still trying.

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      • dannyBoner
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Nov 2019
        • 2

        #33
        Re: This is my introduction, I suppose.

        This poor kid... man I wanted to join this church but this is horrible... You guys bullied this poor child and for what? A laugh? Horrible people, man. TheTruth, if you are reading this, I'm praying for you, I'm a REAL Christian unlike this... scum... I did a little research as a matter of fact and found out that other churches don't like Land Over Baptist, and for a very good reason. God warned us to beware of false prophets, and I think LandOver is the false prophets God and Jesus speak of.

        http://www.objective_ministries
        https://www.jesus-saves


        This behaviour is horrible. I can't imagine why these people would bully an 18 year old kid over some trivial stuff like this. These bullies should be ashamed. All of you idiots should be ashamed. You are adults, this kid is way younger than you guys, and you proceed to harass him.. I'm reporting you to authorities. I'm also spreading the word of how TOXIC you all are. I'm going to finally shine light on this corruption. You call yourselfes Christians, and yet you harass and hurt other people younger than you? Blasphemy, that's what this is. God is ashamed. Using Bible quotes and the Word of God to hide your grievances for everyday life... You are using God's name in vain and using His word in vain... I am just absolutely speechless.

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        • handmaiden
          Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 11409

          #34
          Re: This is my introduction, I suppose.

          Originally posted by dannyBoni View Post
          This poor kid... man I wanted to join this church but this is horrible... You guys bullied this poor child and for what? A laugh? Horrible people, man. TheTruth, if you are reading this, I'm praying for you, I'm a REAL Christian unlike this... scum... I did a little research as a matter of fact and found out that other churches don't like Land Over Baptist, and for a very good reason. God warned us to beware of false prophets, and I think LandOver is the false prophets God and Jesus speak of.

          http://www.objective_ministries
          https://www.jesus-saves

          This behaviour is horrible. I can't imagine why these people would bully an 18 year old kid over some trivial stuff like this. These bullies should be ashamed. All of you idiots should be ashamed. You are adults, this kid is way younger than you guys, and you proceed to harass him.. I'm reporting you to authorities. I'm also spreading the word of how TOXIC you all are. I'm going to finally shine light on this corruption. You call yourselfes Christians, and yet you harass and hurt other people younger than you? Blasphemy, that's what this is. God is ashamed. Using Bible quotes and the Word of God to hide your grievances for everyday life... You are using God's name in vain and using His word in vain... I am just absolutely speechless.
          You don't strike me as speechless.


          As for the charge of bullying an 18 year old kid--said kid came to our forum and made it clear that he was here to teach us; he expressed no interest in learning from us.


          He also did not use Bible verses to support his many broad, fuzzy statements.


          Regarding the suggestion that we are the false prophets here--would you be so kind as to state a specific point that we have made and provide a verse from God's Holy Word to show how we may be lying?


          To reiterate my first point, you make mention of the fellow's youth several times, implying that we should have been more gentle with him for that reason. This appeals to a shared social value that says older people should "go easy" on younger people. The other side of that same social contract between the young and old is that younger people should respect their elders and give them some due for their greater knowledge and experience.


          TheTruth2001 showed us no respect. He started out patronizing us and then went on to scold us. I don't know about you, but I don't take that sort of guff from teenagers.
          His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

          Guns For God and the Economy

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          • Basilissa
            South of the Border outreach program
            True Christian™
             
            • Mar 2013
            • 12975

            #35
            Re: This is my introduction, I suppose.

            Originally posted by dannyBoni View Post
            This poor kid... man I wanted to join this church but this is horrible... You guys bullied this poor child and for what? A laugh?
            The Holy Bible is a laughing matter for you, sweetie?

            I'm a REAL Christian unlike this... scum...
            Thank you for your persecution. It reassures me that we're right and you're wrong:

            Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you [from their company], and shall reproach [you], and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.


            I did a little research as a matter of fact and found out that other churches don't like Land Over Baptist, and for a very good reason.
            Indeed - we're the only ones pointing out how other churches do not follow God's Word!

            This behaviour is horrible. I can't imagine why these people would bully an 18 year old kid over some trivial stuff like this.
            The eternal Salvation of his soul is trivial to you?!? You are a horrible human being.

            I'm reporting you to authorities.
            The Internet Police?

            I am just absolutely speechless.
            You've been yapping a lot for someone speechless.
            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • Isabella White
              True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
               
              • Mar 2019
              • 4343

              #36
              Re: This is my introduction, I suppose.

              Originally posted by dannyBoni View Post
              This poor kid... man I wanted to join this church but this is horrible... You guys bullied this poor child and for what? A laugh? Horrible people, man. TheTruth, if you are reading this, I'm praying for you, I'm a REAL Christian unlike this... scum... I did a little research as a matter of fact and found out that other churches don't like Land Over Baptist, and for a very good reason. God warned us to beware of false prophets, and I think LandOver is the false prophets God and Jesus speak of.
              http://www.objective_ministries
              https://www.jesus-saves

              This behaviour is horrible. I can't imagine why these people would bully an 18 year old kid over some trivial stuff like this. These bullies should be ashamed. All of you idiots should be ashamed. You are adults, this kid is way younger than you guys, and you proceed to harass him.. I'm reporting you to authorities. I'm also spreading the word of how TOXIC you all are. I'm going to finally shine light on this corruption. You call yourselfes Christians, and yet you harass and hurt other people younger than you? Blasphemy, that's what this is. God is ashamed. Using Bible quotes and the Word of God to hide your grievances for everyday life... You are using God's name in vain and using His word in vain... I am just absolutely speechless.
              Greetings, Mr. Boni, and to you, I extend a pleasant It appears that you are new here, and that you have bypassed our friendly Introduction Forum, where we like our newcomers to post a proper introductory greeting to us. That forum is here:

              Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.


              Please note our cordial request, located at the top of that page which is:

              The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

              It is noted that you have some gripes that you wish to air, and it is my hope that once you turn your life over to the , and repent of your horrible sins, that you will see Love helping you out of the depths of the confusion that you've displayed.

              John 14:6 "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

              Sincerely, Isabella W.
              (Mrs.) Isabella White

              Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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              • I Man Rastafari
                Possibly retarded pothead
                • Oct 2015
                • 1019

                #37
                Re: This is my introduction, I suppose.

                Originally posted by dannyBoner View Post


                This behaviour is horrible... All of you idiots should be ashamed... I'm reporting you to authorities. I'm also spreading the word of how TOXIC you all are. I'm going to finally shine light on this corruption. You call yourselfes Christians
                Mr. Boner I must tell you in the strictest confidence that I have had some difficulties with the authorities here in Babylon concerning my immigration status and there is already another order to deport I. That is not a matter of concern for the administration of my school which is Georgetown University which is located near Washington DC however the terrible men of ICE will come to take I away and send me back to my home country which is Jamaica if they find out where I am. I do hope you will not mention I when you contact the authorities.

                Jah Guide!
                Trevor
                Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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