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  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12992

    #166
    Re: Introduction

    Originally posted by Booty Shorty Incello View Post
    Anyway, shouldn't you try and save me rather than hurl abuse.
    Sister Handmaiden tried, twice, with the patience of an Angel of the Lord, remember?
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate
      Unsaved trash
      • Aug 2020
      • 107

      #167
      Re: Introduction

      Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
      Sister Handmaiden tried, twice, with the patience of an Angel of the Lord, remember?
      Oh yes, well now I accept. I am being saved I am donating 73 bibles tonight (KJV) and shipping off some water

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      • Basilissa
        South of the Border outreach program
        True Christian™
         
        • Mar 2013
        • 12992

        #168
        Re: Introduction

        Originally posted by Booty Shorty Incello View Post
        Oh yes, well now I accept. I am being saved
        Dear, that is not a fact but rather a hypothesis which needs a lot of testing.

        You know, you can venture out from the safety of your introduction thread and participate in other discussions we have here.

        If
        , in fact, you have repented and if, in fact, you are eager to know God, I urge you to participate in some other discussions in meaningful ways. Please note that citing Proverbs 26:3 over and over and over again does not qualify as participating in a meaningful way. The Bible is an endless Well of Knowledge, filled with underappreciated verses which need to be shared with the whole world.
        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate
          Unsaved trash
          • Aug 2020
          • 107

          #169
          Re: Introduction

          Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
          Dear, that is not a fact but rather a hypothesis which needs a lot of testing.

          You know, you can venture out from the safety of your introduction thread and participate in other discussions we have here.

          If
          , in fact, you have repented and if, in fact, you are eager to know God, I urge you to participate in some other discussions in meaningful ways. Please note that citing Proverbs 26:3 over and over and over again does not qualify as participating in a meaningful way. The Bible is an endless Well of Knowledge, filled with underappreciated verses which need to be shared with the whole world.
          I'm not sure I am allowed?

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          • Basilissa
            South of the Border outreach program
            True Christian™
             
            • Mar 2013
            • 12992

            #170
            Re: Introduction

            Originally posted by Booty Shorty Incello View Post
            I'm not sure I am allowed?
            You can't create new threads outside of the Introduction Forum, but rest assured, there are threads covering almost everything you can think of. You should be able to post everywhere your heart desires. Just try to think before you post, we've smelled enough of your brain farts already.
            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
              True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
               
              • Jul 2014
              • 8418

              #171
              Re: Introduction

              Originally posted by Booty Shorty Incello View Post
              Sorry Issy can't see that thread yet, you lot have tried to silence the word of God via me by banning me.
              What? If you have been banned, then how come you were able to post that?
              Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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              • Isabella White
                True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                 
                • Mar 2019
                • 4374

                #172
                Re: Introduction

                Originally posted by Booty Shorty Incello View Post
                Sorry Issy can't see that thread yet, you lot have tried to silence the word of God via me by banning me. Maybe you should've thought that through a bit? I pray for you all.

                Anyway, shouldn't you try and save me rather than hurl abuse.
                Aha! It's just as I have suspected all along: you can't see that page because the devil is blinding you to the Gospel Truths that you need to know!

                II Corinthians 4:4 "In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of , who is the image of , should shine unto them."

                Dear Mr. Booty, can you not see how Satan is trying to keep you from a home in Heaven? We've all done our very best to show you what you need to know, from the blessed pages of the , to help you to accept as your one and only , so that you can avoid the eternal fires of . But, Satan is working overtime, too, to keep you from seeing the Glory that awaits those of us who are people.

                With that in mind, I am placing your name at the very top of the prayer list for this upcoming Wednesday Afternoon McGill Street Ladies' Bible Study, Prayer Meeting and Tea & Social. We will see the victory, Mr. Booty. Of that, I have no doubt!

                Psalm 20:7,8:
                7 Some trust in chariots, and some in horses: but we will remember the name of the our .
                8 They are brought down and fallen: but we are risen, and stand upright.
                (Mrs.) Isabella White

                Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                • Alvin Moss
                  Serving Jesus
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2013
                  • 4468

                  #173
                  Re: Introduction

                  Mr. Incello, I am shocked by what I have been reading here today. I went out of town on a short mission trip after giving you a hearty welcome and now that I have returned, victorious in God's work, I find that the situation with you has completely gone awry. You sir, are no Christian.

                  It is clear that you are on the path to Hell, one of many lost travelers who have come to this Godly site on their way to perdition. For some, just a few, their idle vexing of Christians leads to the path to salvation. Perhaps you are one such, but likely not. Most receive the second death for their sinful wastage of the chance God gives each man to be saved and go on up to Heaven with Him and Jesus. I rebuke you and remind you of the fiery punishment that awaits the unsaved as they pass through the bowels of Hell over and over for eternity.

                  Stop this hateful nonsense and come to Jesus or suffer the consequences.

                  God Bless!
                  God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                  • Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Aug 2020
                    • 107

                    #174
                    Re: Introduction

                    Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                    Mr. Incello, I am shocked by what I have been reading here today. I went out of town on a short mission trip after giving you a hearty welcome and now that I have returned, victorious in God's work, I find that the situation with you has completely gone awry. You sir, are no Christian.

                    It is clear that you are on the path to Hell, one of many lost travelers who have come to this Godly site on their way to perdition. For some, just a few, their idle vexing of Christians leads to the path to salvation. Perhaps you are one such, but likely not. Most receive the second death for their sinful wastage of the chance God gives each man to be saved and go on up to Heaven with Him and Jesus. I rebuke you and remind you of the fiery punishment that awaits the unsaved as they pass through the bowels of Hell over and over for eternity.

                    Stop this hateful nonsense and come to Jesus or suffer the consequences.

                    God Bless!
                    No, I am christian.

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                    • JamesH.B
                      Unsaved trash
                       
                      • Dec 2018
                      • 54

                      #175
                      Re: Introduction

                      Originally posted by Booty Shorty Incello View Post
                      No, I am christian.
                      Yet you can't even capitalize "Christian".

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                      • Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Aug 2020
                        • 107

                        #176
                        Re: Introduction

                        Originally posted by JamesH.B View Post
                        Yet you can't even capitalize "Christian".
                        And you are unsaved trash unable to spell capitalise.

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                        • Isabella White
                          True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                           
                          • Mar 2019
                          • 4374

                          #177
                          Re: Introduction

                          Originally posted by Booty Shorty Incello View Post
                          No, I am christian.
                          Originally posted by Booty Shorty Incello View Post
                          And you are unsaved trash unable to spell capitalise.
                          Now, now, Mr. Booty: Our dear Brother Moss has taken a great interest in seeing you come to the , for salvation, and to live in repentance for the rest of your earthly days. Surely, you can find it in your heart to thank him for his generous advice, rather than ignoring that opportunity by speaking, instead, unkindly to James.

                          You know, forgiveness is a wonderful thing, but it does require some effort on your part in order to be forgiven of your sins by .

                          Matthew 6:15 "But if ye forgive not men their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses."

                          So, rather than being angry with James for pointing out that you did not capitalize the "C" in "Christian", you might be grateful that he has notified you of this -- just as you might be grateful for the very fine advice that was given by Brother Moss. I am sure that once you open your heart, truly, to the and , you will feel much better about the guidance that so many of us have been giving to you during the past few days.
                          (Mrs.) Isabella White

                          Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                          • handmaiden
                            Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 11504

                            #178
                            Re: Introduction

                            Originally posted by Booty Shorty Incello View Post
                            Perhaps an uppercut to the jaw would help you look up? As you would know in Proverbs 26:3, " A whip is for the horse, a bridle for the donkey, And a rod for the back of fools."

                            Or perhaps you would prefer Proverbs 22:15 "Foolishness is bound up in the heart of a child;
                            The rod of discipline will remove it far from him"

                            Know your place Satan.
                            Threatening violence towards one's fellow citizens is illegal in every state of this Great Nation, including the one in which you claim to abide. Christians are bound by Jesus' commands to obey the civilian authorities in their capacity as keepers of social order. (There are verses that speak to this concept, please look them up.)

                            Threats of violence towards women by men who make regular and out-sized boasts regarding their physical strength and social standing is usually an indication of grave moral and spiritual deficiency within themselves. Fortunately, The Holy Word is replete with instruction and example for rising above one's limitations and aspiring to better oneself.

                            Prayer, reflection and study of God's Word are the prescription needed here.

                            In order to cease puffing up oneself, consider the words of The Gospel of Matthew.

                            22:16 And they sent out unto him their disciples with the Herodians, saying, Master, we know that thou art true, and teachest the way of God in truth, neither carest thou for any man: for thou regardest not the person of men.

                            Before you once again disparage the value of meekness, hearken unto the words of the Apostle Paul to the Galatians.

                            5:23 Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law

                            And finally, to cool your temper and sooth your vexed spirit, look to inspiration given us through the Prophet Isaiah.

                            26:3 Thou wilt keep him in perfect peace, whose mind is stayed on thee: because he trusteth in thee.

                            It is my hope that you will avail yourself of the elevated instruction offered in these inspired words. Should you find them offensive in any way, please remember that your grievance is not against me, but with the Holy Bible.

                            Once more, I exhort you to delve deeply into its pages, not only for your personal edification and so that you might be a boon to our online community, but because your continued use of that one verse from Proverbs is really getting boring.
                            His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                            Guns For God and the Economy

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                            • Vengeance Puriel
                              Striving in vain for the good ol' corteous Edwardian grace
                              Forum Member
                              • Jun 2018
                              • 324

                              #179
                              Re: Introduction

                              Originally posted by Booty Shorty Incello View Post
                              Perhaps an uppercut to the jaw would help you look up? As you would know in Proverbs 26:3, " A whip is for the horse, a bridle for the donkey, And a rod for the back of fools."


                              Or perhaps you would prefer Proverbs 22:15 "Foolishness is bound up in the heart of a child;
                              The rod of discipline will remove it far from him"




                              Know your place Satan.
                              Did you just threaten a Woman with an uppercut? Boy you done made the wrong person mad, I suggest you do exactly what I tell you ready? CUT OFF THE COMPUTER AND/OR TURN OFF YOUR PHONE AND READ THE BIBLE KJV 1611, THE WHOLE BIBLE WORD FOR WORD, COVER TO COVER. DO NOT SKIP ANY VERSES,OR PAGES AM I CLEAR?
                              Lord Jesus help you cause I refuse.
                              Last edited by Vengeance Puriel; 08-24-2020, 06:54 AM. Reason: Forgot something.
                              -Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
                              -Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
                              -James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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                              • James Hutchins
                                True Christian™
                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                 
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 29453

                                #180
                                Re: Introduction

                                Originally posted by Booty Shorty Incello View Post
                                but i am the alpha mail
                                Incorrect. God is.
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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