[Basilissa]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

Mr. Shorty has been acting up all day, dear Sister Esther. He's just switched from using the avatar of our beloved Sister Mary to that of lovely Sister Joanna. He's asking for trouble -- that much is for certain, Dear!

It is very sad as he clearly does not want to be a friend of Jesus.

[Isabella White]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

It is very sad as he clearly does not want to be a friend of Jesus.

Yes, and this is so very, very true, dear Sister Basilissa. Mr. Snorty is mocking the gift of Salvation, as provided so kindly and generously by our and , . If only he could see how much loves him by providing an escape from the price that he will, most assuredly, pay as the price of his horrid sins.

And, now, I see that he is having a bit more fun, hijacking the avatars of Sister Mary E. and myself, plus using the front banner of -- putting devil's horns on us, including on self! Oh! How the does grieve so.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

You fail to answer my most simple of questions. I repented, I introduced myself again. Yet you continued to mock me by changing my name, avatar and posts. I have given up and this is the result. A broken man looking for the Lord and questioning why I was brought here to a place of savages.

[Basilissa]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

You fail to answer my most simple of questions. I repented, I introduced myself again. Yet you continued to mock me by changing my name, avatar and posts. I have given up and this is the result. A broken man looking for the Lord and questioning why I was brought here to a place of savages.

That's all very nice, dear, yet in all your clumsy trials you have failed to show us your love for the Inerrant Word of God which is the Holy Bible. You were given ample opportunities to show that you know more than a single verse, and to show that you can apply Biblical Wisdom to every day life.

And you have failed at these simple tasks.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

I think Mary should think long and hard as to why she has changed my avatar to this.

[Isabella White]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

I think Mary should think long and hard as to why she has changed my avatar to this.

And as long as we're requiring explanations, Mr. Booty, then perhaps you can explain why you have stolen Mr. Rutherford's message to me, and used it as your own on my Visitor Messages page????

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

And as long as we're requiring explanations, Mr. Booty, then perhaps you can explain why you have stolen Mr. Rutherford's message to me, and used it as your own on my Visitor Messages page????

I've told you Mrs.White, I am not in control of this account! My name has been changed YET AGAIN and my avatar! I cannot be held responsible for the disgusting posts being made when they are altered in such a way! I apologise profusely but I am not the one at the wheel! I am praying right now to try and fix this mess!

[Isabella White]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

I've told you Mrs.White, I am not in control of this account! My name has been changed YET AGAIN and my avatar! I cannot be held responsible for the disgusting posts being made when they are altered in such a way! I apologise profusely but I am not the one at the wheel! I am praying right now to try and fix this mess!

Then, if you are not guilty here, Mr. Booty, perhaps you can explain who the culprit is? Have you given your login ID and password to anyone else? Who would do such disgusting, unthinkable things?

[handmaiden]

Re: Introduction

For all your talk of being an "alpha male" you fail to demonstrate any real commitment to the Alpha and the Omega. You dismiss the thoughtful and pertinent examination of God's Word and you insult various members of our church.

Really, there are children in church nurseries across the country who are better behaved and more knowledgeable of the Bible.


Please try to understand, our critical mission here at Landover
Baptist is to inform a deluded world as to the true contents of the Holy Bible. You have demonstrated no sincere interest in this purpose.


You purpose thus far has been to aggrandize yourself. It has not worked in any way here in our community. I cannot imagine that such a strategy would ingratiate you with any community.


Romans 12:18

If it be possible, as much as lieth in you, live peaceably with all men


Were you even aware of this particular verse? Have you considered undertaking its wisdom in your dealings with others? Anyone who claims to respect the words of Holy Writ would not discount such instructions.


Try to examine the contents of your own heart to see if you can live according to such practices.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

I am not a detective Mrs.White! I am just a strong minded, law abiding, god fearing, white alpha male who is a soldier, a troop within God's Gracious army and residing in beautiful Albania!

If I had to guess I could only assume a muslim or a Polish man, perhaps even an asian man who watches anime? Maybe a goth? These are the sorts of people I imagine would do such disgusting, unthinkable things. Especially those who watch and engage in anime, especially them.

[Basilissa]

Re: Introduction

For all your talk of being an "alpha male" you fail to demonstrate any real commitment to the Alpha and the Omega. You dismiss the thoughtful and pertinent examination of God's Word and you insult various members of our church.

Really, there are children in church nurseries across the country who are better behaved and more knowledgeable of the Bible.


Please try to understand, our critical mission here at Landover
Baptist is to inform a deluded world as to the true contents of the Holy Bible. You have demonstrated no sincere interest in this purpose.


You purpose thus far has been to aggrandize yourself. It has not worked in any way here in our community. I cannot imagine that such a strategy would ingratiate you with any community.


Romans 12:18

If it be possible, as much as lieth in you, live peaceably with all men


Were you even aware of this particular verse? Have you considered undertaking its wisdom in your dealings with others? Anyone who claims to respect the words of Holy Writ would not discount such instructions.


Try to examine the contents of your own heart to see if you can live according to such practices.

I applaud you, Sister Handmaiden, for being a perfect example of True Christian(tm) patience, trying to get through that thick skull. I fear, however, that your efforts are wasted, as even if you manage to pierce through the skull, your wise words will be lost in the empty space inside of that skull.

[handmaiden]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

I am not a detective Mrs.White! I am just a strong minded, law abiding, god fearing, white alpha male who is a soldier, a troop within God's Gracious army and residing in beautiful Albania!

If I had to guess I could only assume a muslim or a Polish man, perhaps even an asian man who watches anime? Maybe a goth? These are the sorts of people I imagine would do such disgusting, unthinkable things. Especially those who watch and engage in anime, especially them.

Again, a long stream of adjectives praising yourself, a petty attack on someone else, and nothing to add to any discussion of God's Word. Jesus is so disappointed in you.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

Again, a long stream of adjectives praising yourself, a petty attack on someone else, and nothing to add to any discussion of God's Word. Jesus is so disappointed in you.

No. I am praising the EXCELLENT JOB the Lord has done in creating me. Well done GOD. Shame the rest of you came from the bargain bin of creation!

[Basilissa]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

No. I am praising the EXCELLENT JOB the Lord has done in creating me. Well done GOD. Shame the rest of you came from the bargain bin of creation!

Proverbs 27:2 - Let another man praise thee, and not thine own mouth; a stranger, and not thine own lips.

In other words, thank you for proving, once again, your utter ignorance of the Holy Bible.

[Isabella White]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

No. I am praising the EXCELLENT JOB the Lord has done in creating me. Well done GOD. Shame the rest of you came from the bargain bin of creation!

Mr. Booty: I shall have you know that I am simply appalled that you have left yet another message (stolen from Mr. Rutherford) on my Visitor Messages page, and especially since you have included a lewd, suggestive comment! This is not the sort of conduct that we expect or condone on !