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  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • May 2026
    • 15118

    #16
    Re: ZuluWarrior (demonic gibberish edited)

    Originally posted by judd982 View Post
    Well, it looks like that Vavoline woman is an extremely offensive impersonation of a black woman. I do not believe she is real for a second. The previous posts regarding someone calling Zulu "boy"...let me explain. You took his post literally, which is what I have had a problem with you people doing on here, too. "Boy" is a racial, offensive slur commonly used when referring to a black man. It implies a lack of respect and a sense of ownership over him. Neither of those are true. He seems like a nice respectable MAN that, if you really want to convert him, you have to win over with kindness and forgiveness, instead of sending constant insults and taunts his way.
    Are you truly defending someone who comes in here as a guest and threatens us?

    Originally posted by Zulu
    Twentyfive years in the French Forigen Legion, seen a lot of action. Killed a lot of whites, blacks and browns. Makes no difference to me. You point a stick at me, piss me off you die, that's all she wrote.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Vavoline Johnson
      Mammy
      Forum Member
      • Apr 2009
      • 960

      #17
      Re: ZuluWarrior (demonic gibberish edited)

      Originally posted by judd982 View Post
      Well, it looks like that Vavoline woman is an extremely offensive impersonation of a black woman. I do not believe she is real for a second. The previous posts regarding someone calling Zulu "boy"...let me explain. You took his post literally, which is what I have had a problem with you people doing on here, too. "Boy" is a racial, offensive slur commonly used when referring to a black man. It implies a lack of respect and a sense of ownership over him. Neither of those are true. He seems like a nice respectable MAN that, if you really want to convert him, you have to win over with kindness and forgiveness, instead of sending constant insults and taunts his way.

      Lawd Hab mercy on your demonic soul! Who be you in da first place? I is Miz Vavoline Devine Jackson-Johnson, great grandaugther of da late Father Devine and I has been layin wif da spirit long befor you been born! I greeted our African warrior Mr Zulu wif all da respect I could muster up. I hates it when anybody but us calls da good folks "you peoples". Dare ain't nothin but love and forgivness here at da Landover an you insult me at my very own church. Notice it don't say nothin bout ME being unsaved trash under my name.
      You is a sorry man and you ain't very bright, neither!
      Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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      • ZuluWarrior
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • May 2009
        • 24

        #18
        Re: ZuluWarrior (demonic gibberish edited)

        Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
        ZuluWarrior, were you that guy in Blazing Saddles that said "Where da white women at?" Just curious.
        Clevon Little, no I'm not him. You do know he died of AIDS right?




        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
        No matter how many sodomites cut off their tallywackers, they can never bear a child.
        You are not saying you are a Sodomite are you.?



        Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
        Good mornin and welcome Brother Zulu man. I is Miz Vavoline self appointed spokes negro for us colored folk here. You comin here wif a big chip on yo shoulder already before you give da nice white peoples a chance. This here church is a lovin church where the saying "Separate but equal" is goin strong. Maybe you kin help Ole Sam scrub Pasta Zeeks spinner on his Caddilac Escalaid after next Sundays service.
        BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA


        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        Well said Sister Vavoline. You know, I think your idea of bringing this South Afreekan savage into the fold could be a possibility.

        Ahem, Mr Zulu, if you take the ex-Negro program from Landover, you can access the Library for a modest fee and enjoy such entertainment as this. So, can we interest you in Jesus?
        Never said I was "South Afreekan", my parents are Jamacan. Never said I was a "Negro" either.


        Originally posted by judd982 View Post
        Well, it looks like that Vavoline woman is an extremely offensive impersonation of a black woman. I do not believe she is real for a second. The previous posts regarding someone calling Zulu "boy"...let me explain. You took his post literally, which is what I have had a problem with you people doing on here, too. "Boy" is a racial, offensive slur commonly used when referring to a black man. It implies a lack of respect and a sense of ownership over him. Neither of those are true. He seems like a nice respectable MAN that, if you really want to convert him, you have to win over with kindness and forgiveness, instead of sending constant insults and taunts his way.
        A voice of reason in the wilderness of insanity, I thank you for that.


        Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
        Lawd Hab mercy on your demonic soul! Who be you in da first place? I is Miz Vavoline Devine Jackson-Johnson, great grandaugther of da late Father Devine and I has been layin wif da spirit long befor you been born! I greeted our African warrior Mr Zulu wif all da respect I could muster up. I hates it when anybody but us calls da good folks "you peoples". Dare ain't nothin but love and forgivness here at da Landover an you insult me at my very own church. Notice it don't say nothin bout ME being unsaved trash under my name. You is a sorry man and you ain't very bright, neither!

        Good Lord, knock off the ebonics typeing. I know you can type correctly.
        And for the last time I'M NOT AFRICAN!! Zulu was my nick name when I was in the Legion.

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        • juddemon
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Jun 2009
          • 30

          #19
          Re: ZuluWarrior (demonic gibberish edited)

          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
          Are you one of those demoncrat emos?
          Why would you say I am "emo"? Is it because I realize that every individual is...and individual, or was it the smartest insult that you could think of?

          Originally posted by Talitha View Post
          Are you truly defending someone who comes in here as a guest and threatens us?

          Nowhere in there did I see a threat. He risked his life PROTECTING Americans which, sadly, included you so show him some respect.

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #20
            Re: ZuluWarrior (demonic gibberish edited)

            Originally posted by ZuluWarrior View Post
            And for the last time I'M NOT AFRICAN!! Zulu was my nick name when I was in the Legion.
            So you're a black man who allowed his white compatriots to call him "Zulu", yet you scream at us about "racism"?
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
              Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
              Forum Member
              • May 2009
              • 666

              #21
              Re: ZuluWarrior (demonic gibberish edited)

              Originally posted by juddemon View Post
              Nowhere in there did I see a threat. He risked his life PROTECTING Americans which, sadly, included you so show him some respect.
              I'm going to nominate you for the Dumbest Poster Award.(tm) Zulu said he served in the FRENCH FOREIGN LEGION. He risked his life protecting the interests of France, and since none of us here are those godless cheese-eating surrender monkeys, we don't owe him a single grain of respect...

              Nor are we obligated to give you any as well.
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              Hosea 9:7
              The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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              • Max Bayes
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2009
                • 302

                #22
                Re: ZuluWarrior (demonic gibberish edited)

                The French Foreign Legion? Isn't that the bunch of yellow bellied frogs that are so cowardly that when they run away from battle, it's considered to be emigration?
                BEHOLD!!!
                THE BUS TO DAMNATION!
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                May Jesus guide this Bus off a cliff and STRAIGHT TO HELL!

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                • ZuluWarrior
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • May 2009
                  • 24

                  #23
                  Re: ZuluWarrior (demonic gibberish edited)

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  So you're a black man who allowed his white compatriots to call him "Zulu", yet you scream at us about "racism"?
                  It was a sigh of respect, you buffoon. If you are farmiliar with the phonetic alphabet tables it is the call word for the letter "Z".


                  Originally posted by Max Bayes View Post
                  The French Foreign Legion? Isn't that the bunch of yellow bellied frogs that are so cowardly that when they run away from battle, it's considered to be emigration?

                  Tell that to the men who died at Dien Bien Phu.

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22898

                    #24
                    Re: ZuluWarrior (demonic gibberish edited)

                    Originally posted by ZuluWarrior View Post
                    Tell that to the men who died at Dien Bien Phu.
                    That was about 55 years ago and where the frogs were over-run by slants with sharp bamboo sticks wasn't it?
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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #25
                      Re: ZuluWarrior (demonic gibberish edited)

                      Originally posted by ZuluWarrior View Post
                      Tell that to the men who died at Dien Bien Phu.
                      You mean that skirmish in that tiny slope jungle where the French pansies once again had their asses handed to them? The one where America had to step in once again and save you from surrender?

                      How could anyone be proud of that? You people are the most self-deluded cheese-eating surrender monkeys on earth. No wonder Jesus has abandoned all of Europe.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • ZuluWarrior
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • May 2009
                        • 24

                        #26
                        Re: ZuluWarrior (demonic gibberish edited)

                        Jesus did not abandon Europe, we kicked him out.
                        Tell me something Zeke, what's it like in the closet? Is it dark? In there with all of the skeletons of the little boys that you've lured there? You're a life long member of NAMBLA are'nt you? You're in a dark place, you know. There is no Jesus where you are, only lonliness, self pity, and pedophilia.

                        That's right Zeke, everybody else knows. Did'nt take me long to figure it out either. Cant have a normal relation with your wife (if you have one) so you beat her then go out looking for little boys to lord it over, prove you're a man, all that.

                        You want to knoiw what we did to pedos when we found one Zeke, we cut off a certian part of the anatomy, stuffed it in his mouth and made him swallow it. We cauterized the wound so the poor slob would'nt bleed out of course. We cooked his testicles in front of him and made him eat them too. l.ot of fun times then Zeke.

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453

                          #27
                          Re: ZuluWarrior (demonic gibberish edited)

                          My, my, Mr. Zulu aren't we testy! It sounds like you have been drinking. What is NAMBLA? Is it some special club that darkie spear chuckers belong to? I expect so, being you are so intimately familiar with what ever it is.
                          A lot of pent up anger there. So typical of the lower species.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Max Bayes
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 302

                            #28
                            Re: ZuluWarrior (demonic gibberish edited)

                            Originally posted by ZuluWarrior View Post
                            Tell that to the men who died at Dien Bien Phu.
                            I would, but they appear to be dead.
                            BEHOLD!!!
                            THE BUS TO DAMNATION!
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                            May Jesus guide this Bus off a cliff and STRAIGHT TO HELL!

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                            • Mechanix
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • May 2009
                              • 122

                              #29
                              Re: ZuluWarrior (demonic gibberish edited)

                              Im curious how many people on this forum are of Native American descent. Because it would seem to be the vast majority, seeing as all of Europe is "bad"

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                              • Bobby-Joe
                                Landover Security Superviser
                                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 18405

                                #30
                                Re: ZuluWarrior (demonic gibberish edited)

                                Originally posted by Mechanix View Post
                                Im curious how many people on this forum are of Native American descent. Because it would seem to be the vast majority, seeing as all of Europe is "bad"
                                Don't be absurd. We object to the sin of Europe; socialism and secularism, not Europeans.

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