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  • Anthony Harper
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2024
    • 61

    #1

    Hello Everyone

    Hello everyone.

    My name is Anthony Harper. I have spectated for a few months and now I want to participate. I can see the community here has a high standard of morality.

    I am a dedicated Baptist and Jesus is my Lord and savior.
  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12777

    #2
    Thank you, Tony, for following our request that you visit our introductory forum. One of the requests we also make is that you share with us your favorite scripture. Since this is a site about the Bible we want Bible readers among us. We're looking forward to your reply.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12986

      #3
      Hello and to our friendly forum!

      Are you married? If so, how many sons do you have?
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • Isabella White
        True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
         
        • Mar 2019
        • 4361

        #4
        Originally posted by Anthony Harper View Post
        Hello everyone.

        My name is Anthony Harper. I have spectated for a few months and now I want to participate. I can see the community here has a high standard of morality.

        I am a dedicated Baptist and Jesus is my Lord and savior.
        And, hello to you, dear Mr. Harper! We are so very pleased that you have obeyed the leading of the , and that you have you have found — in the midst of the very complicated interwebs system.

        I so much appreciate your well-written introductory message, Dear, but I wonder if I might bother you to provide us with the information that is requested at the top of the page. I shall include it here:

        Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

        By providing that information to us, you will be helping the menfolk in our Department of Faith, as they conduct their thorough investigative work into your background.

        May bless you, as you walk with — here, at .

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        (Mrs.) Isabella White

        Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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        • Anthony Harper
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Sep 2024
          • 61

          #5
          Here is my favorite bible verse. ​Proverbs 3:5-6
          [5] Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and do not rely on your own understanding; [6] in all your ways know him, and he will make your paths straight.

          When you put your faith in Jesus Christ, you will live according to His plan.

          I have another question. I have tried to post on other threads and it says I am not authorized. Am I doing something wrong? Please let me know.


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          • MitzaLizalor
            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 14425

            #6
            Originally posted by Anthony Harper View Post
            Here is my favorite bible verse. ​Proverbs 3:5-6
            [5] Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and do not rely on your own understanding; [6] in all your ways know him, and he will make your paths straight.

            When you put your faith in Jesus Christ, you will live according to His plan.

            I have another question. I have tried to post on other threads and it says I am not authorized. Am I doing something wrong? Please let me know.
            Yes. Proverbs is a great piece of writing, clearly inspired by God. Here it is from the KJV:
            .
            Proverbs 3:5-6 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.

            Notice the verb in the last clause – He shall direct. Not maybe. Not until 1642 but then you're on your own. There is so much good advice in Proverbs; I hope you continue reading.

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            • Johny Joe Hold
              Mayor of Freehold
               
              • Feb 2010
              • 12777

              #7
              Originally posted by Anthony Harper View Post

              I have another question. I have tried to post on other threads and it says I am not authorized. Am I doing something wrong? Please let me know.
              Certainly you deserve an answer to this reasonable question. Our tech Christians advise us to pray when issues like this arrive. Pray and then try again is what often works.
              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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              • Basilissa
                South of the Border outreach program
                True Christian™
                 
                • Mar 2013
                • 12986

                #8
                Originally posted by Anthony Harper View Post
                I have another question. I have tried to post on other threads and it says I am not authorized. Am I doing something wrong? Please let me know.
                Our Department of Faith is conducting a thorough background investigation to see why Jesus is punishing you this way.

                You say you cannot post at all? Or is it just not allowing you to create new threads? You should be able to post. Maybe demons infested your computer?

                I will pray for you.

                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • Anthony Harper
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Sep 2024
                  • 61

                  #9
                  Hello. I appreciate the replies. It still is weird, but I think I have found a workaround.

                  I have no problem posting on this particular thread, but when replying to other threads, it will not post unless I enter in some URL as if I were trying to link a website. I cannot shut off the URL link.

                  Therefore I just entered in www.landoverbaptist.net. Sorry if it becomes redundant, but it is the only workaround I am aware of. Any ideas? Did I do something wrong?

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                  • Cranky Old Man
                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 22373

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Anthony Harper View Post
                    Hello everyone.

                    My name is Anthony Harper. I have spectated for a few months and now I want to participate. I can see the community here has a high standard of morality.

                    I am a dedicated Baptist and Jesus is my Lord and savior.
                    I am glad to hear that! Did you ever kill an animal with your bare hands?

                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • handmaiden
                      Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 11471

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Anthony Harper View Post
                      Hello everyone.

                      My name is Anthony Harper. I have spectated for a few months and now I want to participate. I can see the community here has a high standard of morality.

                      I am a dedicated Baptist and Jesus is my Lord and savior.
                      Such a nice young man. If you are not married that matter can be attended to quickly enough. Many families in the Landover community have fine young daughters to offer. The bride price can be more easily negotiated if you're willing to accept an older girl of 15.
                      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                      Guns For God and the Economy

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                      • DarwinFishTrueChurch
                         
                        • Sep 2024
                        • 34

                        #12
                        Greetings Anthony, do you agree with ALL biblical doctrines?

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