[Isabella White]

There are so few people living in the frozen wastelands of Canada that they all must know each other, so I'm sure our new friend knows Agatha personally!

Also, I forgot to ask, how does it feel living in a place where there's complete darkness for half a year? That question fascinated me since I saw Rick Mercer's documentary about Canada. Canadians truly are a strange nation!

Oh, yes! The darkness in Canada was something that was of great concern to Agatha, dear Sister Basilissa. Aggie used to say that the sun never seemed to get up before she started work at 9:00 am in the Consulate, and that it was often dark by the time she was leaving the office at 5:00 pm. I suppose we should not be surprised, though, considering that Canada is — truly — a land of darkness, inhabited by the people who have long rejected the gracious salvation of our , . May we all pray that those Satanists and homersexualists turn to Almighty and beg for forgiveness from their wretched sins!

Acts 26:18 "To open their eyes, and to turn them from darkness to light, and from the power of Satan unto , that they may receive forgiveness of sins, and inheritance among them which are sanctified by faith that is in me."

That being said, are we quite sure that we want to include that degenerate nation as part of our glorious ?

And, another thing that strikes me about Canada is just how backward they are. Oh, I do not mean to be unduly critical, and I do mean this kindly, but they are "behind the times", as some would say. Goodness knows that we have been very patient with those Canadians, including the time when Governor Mike Huckabee extended his very best and warmest good wishes to the people there! As you have so kindly mentioned the Rick Mercer documentary, I thought I should include a clip of Governor Huckabee with Mr. Mercer.

[Q.Ponce Frottage]

That being said, are we quite sure that we want to include that degenerate nation as part of our glorious ?

Oh no, I couldn't imagine this tinpot excuse of a dump being apart of the USA. What needs to happen is the USA needs to liberate Canada from their natural resources to they may be put to efficient use, and strip Canadians of all rights so that they may have freedom.

Someone asked about my family. I'm sorry to say, I'm a lone man. I have a murky past I'm sad to say. My wife was a runaway dwarf from the Cirque du Soleil and I sired conjoined twins as a result, whom unfortunately I had to cut in half when one of them was dabbling in witchcraft and I exercised Matthew 5:29-30 - leading both to die. I figured it was God's will, for the other half too because he withheld this information. My wife is gone too, I suspect was captured by Robert Pickton some years back and turned into pig feed, I'm not sure though. Anyway, I'm looking for a fresh start.

[Isabella White]

Oh no, I couldn't imagine this tinpot excuse of a dump being apart of the USA. What needs to happen is the USA needs to liberate Canada from their natural resources to they may be put to efficient use, and strip Canadians of all rights so that they may have freedom.

Someone asked about my family. I'm sorry to say, I'm a lone man. I have a murky past I'm sad to say. My wife was a runaway dwarf from the Cirque du Soleil and I sired conjoined twins as a result, whom unfortunately I had to cut in half when one of them was dabbling in witchcraft and I exercised Matthew 5:29-30 - leading both to die. I figured it was God's will, for the other half too because he withheld this information. My wife is gone too, I suspect was captured by Robert Pickton some years back and turned into pig feed, I'm not sure though. Anyway, I'm looking for a fresh start.

Oh, I do believe that you are entirely correct here, dear Mr. Frottage. I think that allowing Canada the immense privilege of joining would have negative side-effects for patriots. We cannot have LIE-beral groups trying to water-down our sacred nation. And, isn't it true that a large majority of those Canadian people are retarded? My sister (Agatha) said that she found so many of them to be dullards. Most of them were unable to name all 50 states, when questioned!

And, may I say how terribly sorry I am to read of your misfortunes. It sounds as though you have had a most trying time, beset with many a heartache. Your mention of that Robert Pikton person rings a bell. Isn't he one of those dreary "green" people who promoted composting vigorously?

May the bless you, Dear, as you walk with — here, at .

[Q.Ponce Frottage]

And, may I say how terribly sorry I am to read of your misfortunes. It sounds as though you have had a most trying time, beset with many a heartache. Your mention of that Robert Pikton person rings a bell. Isn't he one of those dreary "green" people who promoted composting vigorously?

Robert Pickton was a so-called serial killer here in Canada who mostly targeted prostitutes, though I think he was very misunderstood. His heart was in the right place.

Thank you for your sincere concern for me, ma'am. You look like a sweet old lady, unlike my ex-mother-in-law, who was a bearded lady and very wanton. Last time I heard, she got excited over Trump's plans to buy Greenland, and went on a goodwill mission there to perform oral favors for the Eskimo. I've lost touch with her, and rumor has it she got her lips frozen to one and hasn't spoken since.

It was a hard lesson for me not to get mixed up with carnies.

[Q.Ponce Frottage]

I was watching the Bishop's appeal to President Trump and I am beyond appalled. If I didn't know better, I'd say she snuck her way from Canada, given she's a woman making a mockery of God, espousing lazy, lesbean values. If it's not too extreme of me to suggest, and while some might find this notion extreme, I think displaying her tarred head on a spike on the gates of the White House would send a clear message the days of namby-pamby woke America are finished.

[Isabella White]

I was watching the Bishop's appeal to President Trump and I am beyond appalled. If I didn't know better, I'd say she snuck her way from Canada, given she's a woman making a mockery of God, espousing lazy, lesbean values. If it's not too extreme of me to suggest, and while some might find this notion extreme, I think displaying her tarred head on a spike on the gates of the White House would send a clear message the days of namby-pamby woke America are finished.

Well! The part that gets me, dear Mr. Frottage, is that they allowed a woman to be in the pulpit — in the first place! This just goes to show how those other "churches" do not truly follow the Word of Almighty , as contained within the blessed pages of the :

I Corinthians 14:34,35:
³⁴ Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.

³⁵ And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

And, as verse 35 specifies, the women are to learn from their husbands at home. And, while women are doing just that, they should — also — be doing their wifely duties quietly and lovingly, such as baking cookies and making sandwiches for their husbands. I blame all of this rebellious "women's movement" on that mouthy Maude Findlay woman. As you shall learn from the opening lyrics of her television show song, Maude brought about the obnoxious, mutinous, female activity that we see so much these days!

"Lady Godiva was a freedom rider,
She didn't care if the whole world looked,
Joan of Arc with the Lord to guide her,
She was a sister who really cooked,
Isadora was the first bra-burner,
Ain't ya glad she showed up? (Oh yeah!)
And when the country was fallin' apart,
Betsy Ross got it all sewed up.
And then there's Maude!
That uncompromisin', enterprisin', anything but tranquilizin',
Right on, Maude!"

[Q.Ponce Frottage]

Is it surprising it's always the ugly ones ruining values? Look at Trump and Pence's beautiful wives. I'd say more, but I'm afraid I may break the 10th commandment, out of resent from being a widower to a dead midget.

[Q.Ponce Frottage]

I wanted to beseech the good Christians here - I was accosted by a homer today who asked if I was top, bottom or verse. I told him verse - my favorite position was Isaiah 2:19 - And they shall go into the holes of the rocks, and into the caves of the earth, for fear of the LORD, and for the glory of his majesty, when he ariseth to shake terribly the earth.

So take that, nancy! You may try and get into my pants, but all you find is Jesus and will leave you trembling! (I admit, I did in fact get a WWJD boxers)

[Johny Joe Hold]

I wanted to beseech the good Christians here - I was accosted by a homer today who asked

I really question where you are spending your time--places where homers can talk to you like that are places of temptation. Best you come to Landover Baptist where you are protected from sin.

[Q.Ponce Frottage]

It's Canada, my friend. Homers are everywhere. Please pray to cleanse this land; President Trump, we're ready for the Holy Seige!

[Jacques Levague]

High there,

Just a quick note to advise that He has arisen! - [ ***LINK TO DISGUSTING PORNOGRAPHY SITE REMOVED BY GOD-FEARING MODERATOR ***]

[Jacques Levague]

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[Q.Ponce Frottage]

Ignoring this francophone chump who followed me ...

I wanted to send my congrats to the US enforcing gender laws defining gender at conception...which would make Donald Trump the first female President of the USA? Interesting but of course, it takes a man to effect real change and become the woman they were meant to be.

[Q.Ponce Frottage]

Hey friends, I wanted to give a life update, I've signed up with a grassroots program called DEAD (Department Expediting Alien Deportations) to aid ICE with the necessary solution to the Mexican question. DEAD helps ICE get through the pesky paper work to get the job done. It feels great helping America flex its greatness.

[Basilissa]

I was wondering (and this goes both to Ponce and Sister Isabella's sister Agatha) - what would be lost if the 25% tariffs on Canadian imports go into effect next month? What does Canada export - seal and polar bear skins? Snow? Lichen? Between polar ice and barren tundra, they really don't look like a country with that much to offer.