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  • A sub Human
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    • Nov 2009
    • 32

    #46
    Re: Okay seriously...

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    I'll bet you dollars to donuts that this unsaved fool will be back to spread more hatefulness and sow the seeds of dissension of behalf of his master satan.
    It's comical that you blindly say my master is "Satan". Meanwhile I don't even believe Satan exists in the first place. He is just one of your tools to have people fear disagreeing with you. I don't hate any of you, I simply disagree. You are the ones who are full of hatred.
    John 8:10-11
    Jesus straightened up and asked her, "Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?" "No one, sir," she said. "Then neither do I condemn you," Jesus declared. "Go now and leave your life of sin."

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #47
      Re: Okay seriously...

      Originally posted by A sub Human View Post
      It's comical that you blindly say my master is "Satan". Meanwhile I don't even believe Satan exists in the first place. He is just one of your tools to have people fear disagreeing with you. I don't hate any of you, I simply disagree. You are the ones who are full of hatred.
      What happened to "goodbye," demon?

      John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Lola Handcock
        Forum Member
        • Oct 2009
        • 739

        #48
        Re: Okay seriously...

        Originally posted by A sub Human View Post
        Palestine is in the Middle East, and this was a period before the area of Palestine was named Palestine. You may not be able to handle it. You can argue he was Palestinian, or Israeli or whatever the hell you want. Either way, he was from the Middle East.


        OK then ,if I follow you every one from the middle east are the same.
        Iraqi,Iranian,Saudi,Egyptian, Israeli etc.

        So everyone from Europe is the same,French,German,Italian,Swedish,Polish etc....

        And all the people from Asia are the same
        Japan,China,Korea,Thailand etc


        You have got to be the Biggest M O R O N to walk the face of the earth.

        The Iranian Governments wants to blow themselves off the face of the earth.

        And Germany not once but twice declared war on its self


        By far you must be the most unintelligent person ever to grace this Godly Forum

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        • One-eyed Jack
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 1092

          #49
          Re: Okay seriously...

          Whew doggies! Sure is some fierce Rebuking going on! Praise the Lord.

          Now, before our zeal causes you to leave the forum, Mr Human, I'd like to note one of your comments:

          "What I dislike is a Religion condemning the rest of the people on the planet."

          You hit my next point about the REAL core values of Christianity right on the head, my friend. One of the greatest themes of the Bible is the division of humanity into the saved and the damned. The Chosen People and the heathen, the righteous and the ungodly. That belief in the superiority of one kind of people permeates the Bible.

          Nearly all Christian churches today preach that God is color-blind and perfectly egalitarian, willing to save anyone and everyone...but the fact is that to the True Christian there are still only two kinds of people: the Saved and the Damned. And if you don't believe as we do, then yes, you are damned.

          So you are right. Dead on the money. If ya ain't saved ya ain't a worthy person. As Jerry Falwell said, "If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being."

          Why, why, why am I writing this? Why would I write that the hidden but very real core values of Christianity are vindictiveness, vengeance, and supremacism...when it seems that such revelations would only drive the curious away from the One True Faith?

          Son, let old and calloused One-eyed Jack PRAY for ye. Christians can have fun too. Enjoy the show.

          Oh Lord, in Your might and Your great mercy, bring down a RAINSTORM and a glorious Golden Shower of Your wisdom on this here "Human" fella. Because he is laboring under misapprehensions, Lord! He is seein' what IS and thinkin' that it is what is NOT! He hath a MOTE in his eye and he cryeth out that it is a TIMBER.

          Yessir, Lord, this here is humble and stinky old One-eyed Jack hollering and entreating You to bring down a bucketful of GLOWRY on this poor poster on Your mighty Interweb. SAVE HIM, Lord, for he sinketh in deep waters! And he swimmeth not a stroke. Now we know, Lord, that when Your Son Jesus comes again You will torment the unrighteous. Yes, and they shall cry out and they shall plead and they shall beg for the release of death! And in Your might and Your love that release will be denied them.

          And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them. Revelation 9:6

          Help this here "Human" fella understand the Landoverian conception of Your great mercy and Your great love, O Lord. Help this poor soul benighted upon the shimmering electrons of the Interweb understand the pure Glory of Your nature and the composition of Your great Church upon the whirling planet Earth.

          Help him, Lord, because I cain't do no more.

          Amen.

          ~~ OEJ

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          • Vavoline Johnson
            Mammy
            Forum Member
            • Apr 2009
            • 960

            #50
            Re: Okay seriously...

            Originally posted by A sub Human View Post
            To Pastor Ezekiel:

            1. You're telling me to prove Jesus was a Palestinian? You fool? You people take everything in the Bible 100 PERCENT LITERALLY, YET NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT IT MIGHT JUST BE FIGURAL? You've contradicted everything you guys have been preaching! Hilarious! I thought everything said in the Bible was 100 percent truthful and DID happen? How can it be figural all of the sudden? Oh, I know. You've showed your flaws in a hopeless attempt to "out smart" me.

            2. How can I prove your entire religion is based on fear from the Bible? I can observe it easily, and any one with half a brain can as well. You threaten all with hell if they believe differently from you.

            3. Jesus was born in Bethlehem, no? Then he was indeed Middle-Eastern. If you say he wasn't born in Bethlehem, you are teaching differently than your Bible, therefore you are sinning.

            4. It's good to know you're curious about me. I'm not trying to "Enlighten" you, I'm simply presenting my opinions, and I am being condemned for it, just like your Lord Jesus was condemned for preaching HIS beliefs.
            Bethlehem? Is you kidding? All I knows is dat the Little-Coles clan came out of Bethlehem and dare ain't nothin even vaguely holy about dat place. I think they got a Joo Temple on da corner of Pennsylvania Ave and a Catlick church down da block but it ain't a place Jeesus woulda grew up in. They do have themselves a colored section so maybe that's where you might have gotten da impression Jeesus is dark.
            Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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            • A sub Human
              Unsaved trash
              • Nov 2009
              • 32

              #51
              Re: Okay seriously...

              Originally posted by Lola Sledge View Post
              OK then ,if I follow you every one from the middle east are the same.
              Iraqi,Iranian,Saudi,Egyptian, Israeli etc.

              So everyone from Europe is the same,French,German,Italian,Swedish,Polish etc....

              And all the people from Asia are the same
              Japan,China,Korea,Thailand etc


              You have got to be the Biggest M O R O N to walk the face of the earth.

              The Iranian Governments wants to blow themselves off the face of the earth.

              And Germany not once but twice declared war on its self


              By far you must be the most unintelligent person ever to grace this Godly Forum
              So basically you're judging millions of people based on their Government? That's like foreign countries JUDGING you by Obama's performance, and I know you'd HATE that. You my friend, are in denial.




              Originally posted by One-eyed Jack View Post
              Whew doggies! Sure is some fierce Rebuking going on! Praise the Lord.

              Now, before our zeal causes you to leave the forum, Mr Human, I'd like to note one of your comments:

              "What I dislike is a Religion condemning the rest of the people on the planet."

              You hit my next point about the REAL core values of Christianity right on the head, my friend. One of the greatest themes of the Bible is the division of humanity into the saved and the damned. The Chosen People and the heathen, the righteous and the ungodly. That belief in the superiority of one kind of people permeates the Bible.

              Nearly all Christian churches today preach that God is color-blind and perfectly egalitarian, willing to save anyone and everyone...but the fact is that to the True Christian there are still only two kinds of people: the Saved and the Damned. And if you don't believe as we do, then yes, you are damned.

              So you are right. Dead on the money. If ya ain't saved ya ain't a worthy person. As Jerry Falwell said, "If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being."

              Why, why, why am I writing this? Why would I write that the hidden but very real core values of Christianity are vindictiveness, vengeance, and supremacism...when it seems that such revelations would only drive the curious away from the One True Faith?

              Son, let old and calloused One-eyed Jack PRAY for ye. Christians can have fun too. Enjoy the show.

              Oh Lord, in Your might and Your great mercy, bring down a RAINSTORM and a glorious Golden Shower of Your wisdom on this here "Human" fella. Because he is laboring under misapprehensions, Lord! He is seein' what IS and thinkin' that it is what is NOT! He hath a MOTE in his eye and he cryeth out that it is a TIMBER.

              Yessir, Lord, this here is humble and stinky old One-eyed Jack hollering and entreating You to bring down a bucketful of GLOWRY on this poor poster on Your mighty Interweb. SAVE HIM, Lord, for he sinketh in deep waters! And he swimmeth not a stroke. Now we know, Lord, that when Your Son Jesus comes again You will torment the unrighteous. Yes, and they shall cry out and they shall plead and they shall beg for the release of death! And in Your might and Your love that release will be denied them.

              And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them. Revelation 9:6

              Help this here "Human" fella understand the Landoverian conception of Your great mercy and Your great love, O Lord. Help this poor soul benighted upon the shimmering electrons of the Interweb understand the pure Glory of Your nature and the composition of Your great Church upon the whirling planet Earth.

              Help him, Lord, because I cain't do no more.

              Amen.

              ~~ OEJ
              Oh please, stop trying to preach your hateful religion to me. You are a selfish human being. I don't need any "saving" from a religion that condemns people to eternal torturing.

              Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
              Bethlehem? Is you kidding? All I knows is dat the Little-Coles clan came out of Bethlehem and dare ain't nothin even vaguely holy about dat place. I think they got a Joo Temple on da corner of Pennsylvania Ave and a Catlick church down da block but it ain't a place Jeesus woulda grew up in. They do have themselves a colored section so maybe that's where you might have gotten da impression Jeesus is dark.
              Well. All you've showed me is that you have the mentality of a 5 year old, I can't really say much more. "Ex-negress". That's just pitiful.
              John 8:10-11
              Jesus straightened up and asked her, "Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?" "No one, sir," she said. "Then neither do I condemn you," Jesus declared. "Go now and leave your life of sin."

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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #52
                Re: Okay seriously...

                Originally posted by A sub Human View Post
                Well. All you've showed me is that you have the mentality of a 5 year old, I can't really say much more. "Ex-negress". That's just pitiful.
                Your' personal attack against Sister Vavoline Johnson is outrageous and out of line. I demand you apologize to her.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                • A sub Human
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 32

                  #53
                  Re: Okay seriously...

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  Your' personal attack against Sister Vavoline Johnson is outrageous and out of line. I demand you apologize to her.
                  It's racism in your blind eyes. But she is black, and she will never be white. But, that does not matter, because there is nothing wrong or inferior with being black, you have only tricked her into believing so.
                  John 8:10-11
                  Jesus straightened up and asked her, "Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?" "No one, sir," she said. "Then neither do I condemn you," Jesus declared. "Go now and leave your life of sin."

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #54
                    Re: Okay seriously...

                    Originally posted by A sub Human View Post
                    It's racism in your blind eyes. But she is black, and she will never be white. But, that does not matter, because there is nothing wrong or inferior with being black, you have only tricked her into believing so.
                    Friend,
                    I am color blind to race, as our glorious President Bush has famously said. To Jesus all of our money is the same color of green. Why can't you move beyond your narrow minded tribalism and open your heart to a woman like Sister Vavoline. Must the poor woman be continuously hounded for her youthful indiscretion.

                    Christ as accepted her, why can't you friend?

                    Why?

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                    Hot Must ReadThreads!


                    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                    • A sub Human
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 32

                      #55
                      Re: Okay seriously...

                      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                      Friend,
                      I am color blind to race, as our glorious President Bush has famously said. To Jesus all of our money is the same color of green. Why can't you move beyond your narrow minded tribalism and open your heart to a woman like Sister Vavoline. Must the poor woman be continuously hounded for her youthful indiscretion.

                      Christ as accepted her, why can't you friend?

                      Why?
                      So mature of you, to switch the roles of our beliefs. In case you haven't noticed, I have been talking about how all races are equal and no one is superior to another. And all the people on this forum have been cursing me, saying that white True Christians are superior to "Joos", Blacks, "Mooslims", etc. etc.

                      So, what exactly are you trying to say? You're view on black people is that they can only be saved if they become "true Christians", then they become white? So basically you're saying that they have to be "White" to be saved.
                      John 8:10-11
                      Jesus straightened up and asked her, "Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?" "No one, sir," she said. "Then neither do I condemn you," Jesus declared. "Go now and leave your life of sin."

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22889

                        #56
                        Re: Okay seriously...

                        Sub-Human, THIS might help you get a handle on things.
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                        • Lola Handcock
                          Forum Member
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 739

                          #57
                          Re: Okay seriously...

                          Originally posted by A sub Human View Post
                          So mature of you, to switch the roles of our beliefs. In case you haven't noticed, I have been talking about how all races are equal and no one is superior to another. And all the people on this forum have been cursing me, saying that white True Christians are superior to "Joos", Blacks, "Mooslims", etc. etc.

                          So, what exactly are you trying to say? You're view on black people is that they can only be saved if they become "true Christians", then they become white? So basically you're saying that they have to be "White" to be saved.

                          OK sport why do you feel the need to mix religion and race.Why do you equate being "white " with Christian and Joo with black well big boy what will you do with mooslims ? Typical RACIST

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #58
                            Re: Okay seriously...

                            Originally posted by A sub Human View Post
                            So mature of you, to switch the roles of our beliefs. In case you haven't noticed, I have been talking about how all races are equal and no one is superior to another. And all the people on this forum have been cursing me, saying that white True Christians are superior to "Joos", Blacks, "Mooslims", etc. etc.

                            So, what exactly are you trying to say? You're view on black people is that they can only be saved if they become "true Christians", then they become white? So basically you're saying that they have to be "White" to be saved.
                            Please take a look at THIS thread on the subject of races. I pray that it will prove enlightening to your black heart.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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