Meet Jsmith

[jsmith23]

If you cannot adhere to the standard rules of grammar, spelling and punctuation inherent in God's favorite language (American!), then we will have to ask you to leave.

That includes the reasonable use of the "Shift" key that God so thoughtfully provided your computer. God DOES care about grammar, you see.




Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I would just like to say that if god's favorite language is ENGLISH (not American), then why did he trust his WORD to be written in Hebrew, Greek, and Aramaic? Also, Jesus was born a Jew, lived a Jew, preached Jewish messages as a Jew, and died a Jew. These are FACTS that come from various ancient texts. See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus (before you complain about the Wiki citing, if someone can start an Anti-atheist thread based on a CONSERVAPEDIA citing I can certainly cite a Wiki in my reply)

[Lola Handcock]

Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth

Please show me where it says the Jesus was a joo,KJV 1611 if you please

[jsmith23]

Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth

Please show me where it says the Jesus was a joo,KJV 1611 if you please

John 1:38
Then Jesus turned, and saw them following, and saith unto them, What seek ye? They said unto him, RABBI, where dwellest thou?

John 1:49
Nathanael answered and saith unto him, RABBI, thou art the Son of God; thou art the King of Israel.

There are more. Just in case you don't know, a Rabbi is a JEWISH teacher.

[Lola Handcock]

Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth

When quoting from the Bible it is best to use all of the verse

John 1:38

Then Jesus turned, and saw them following, and saith unto them, What seek ye? They said unto him, Rabbi, (which is to say, being interpreted, Master,) where dwellest thou?


John 1:49

Nathanael answered and saith unto him, Rabbi, thou art the Son of God; thou art the King of Israel.


John 1:50

Jesus answered and said unto him, Because I said unto thee, I saw thee under the fig tree, believest thou? thou shalt see greater things than these.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth

John 1:38
Then Jesus turned, and saw them following, and saith unto them, What seek ye? They said unto him, RABBI, where dwellest thou?

John 1:49
Nathanael answered and saith unto him, RABBI, thou art the Son of God; thou art the King of Israel.

There are more. Just in case you don't know, a Rabbi is a JEWISH teacher.

You are mistakenly attributing Jesus to being Jewish because of a common word in that place and time. Any spiritual teacher would be considered a rabbi to them. If Jesus was preaching in Arabia, they would've called him imam (I know Islam comes much later than Christianity, but you can see my point.)

A Jew, by definition, does not believe that Jesus Christ is savior. Yet did not Jesus teach that the only way to come to the Father was through him alone (John 14:6)?

[jsmith23]

Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth

Romans 14:17
For the KINGDOM OF GOD is not meat and drink; but righteousness, and peace, and joy in the Holy Ghost.

The Kingdom of God is a Place, but not here. It is a place that we will all get to after the battle of Armageddon, the battle on the field outside of Geddon. After that the world will be covered over by blackness and everyone will be judged. If you are not deemed worthy, you will suffer and eternal death, with no chance of resurrection. If you are deemed worthy to enter you will live forever. This is a paraphrased version of the message that Jesus tried to spread along with couple hundred other Jews in 1st century Jerusalem. The only difference between him and everybody else is that he preached a non-violent method. This is why nobody really liked his message because everybody was gearing up for a violent battle/over-throw of the Roman empire. Also, Nero used Christian's burning bodies as light for his garden parties.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth

I would just like to say that if god's favorite language is ENGLISH (not American), then why did he trust his WORD to be written in Hebrew, Greek, and Aramaic? Also, Jesus was born a Jew, lived a Jew, preached Jewish messages as a Jew, and died a Jew. These are FACTS that come from various ancient texts. See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus (before you complain about the Wiki citing, if someone can start an Anti-atheist thread based on a CONSERVAPEDIA citing I can certainly cite a Wiki in my reply)

Conservapedia is 100% reliable on all matters. Wikipedia is run by SATAN! I have written an article that explains why this is so:


Wikipedia - a tool for Satan and liberals!

[Samuel Coleridge]

Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth

This is why nobody really liked his message because everybody was gearing up for a violent battle/over-throw of the Roman empire. Also, Nero used Christian's burning bodies as light for his garden parties.

Someone should alert secular historians as well as all of Christendom. I wasn't aware Christ lived in the time of Nero. I also wasn't aware that over 1 billion followers constitute as "nobody".

Your eternal servant in our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ,

Sam

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth

John 1:38
Then Jesus turned, and saw them following, and saith unto them, What seek ye? They said unto him, RABBI, where dwellest thou?

John 1:49
Nathanael answered and saith unto him, RABBI, thou art the Son of God; thou art the King of Israel.

There are more. Just in case you don't know, a Rabbi is a JEWISH teacher.

You have made a mistake common amongst the uneducated. You say He is jooish, "they" say He is jooish, Nathaniel says he is jooish, BUT that does not make Him jooish, all these people are mistaken. Where does He say He is jooish?

[Lola Handcock]

Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth

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The Kingdom of God is a Place, but not here. It is a place that we will all get to after the battle of Armageddon, the battle on the field outside of Geddon. After that the world will be covered over by blackness and everyone will be judged. If you are not deemed worthy, you will suffer and eternal death, with no chance of resurrection. If you are deemed worthy to enter you will live forever. This is a paraphrased version of the message that Jesus tried to spread along with couple hundred other Jews in 1st century Jerusalem. The only difference between him and everybody else is that he preached a non-violent method. This is why nobody really liked his message because everybody was gearing up for a violent battle/over-throw of the Roman empire. Also, Nero used Christian's burning bodies as light for his garden parties.

In this fantasy world in which you live,are you a troll or a fairy ? Just wondering.Jesus was not a stinking Joo

[Emil Sledge]

Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth

You have made a mistake common amongst the uneducated. You say He is jooish, "they" say He is jooish, Nathaniel says he is jooish, BUT that does not make Him jooish, all these people are mistaken. Where does He say He is jooish?

Exactly. Jesus never once said he was a joo. 'nuff said.

[jsmith23]

Re: Meet Jsmith

Thank you all so much, I really mean it. I'm honored that you would pay enough attention to this old troll this much attention!

[lrbailey]

Re: Meet Jsmith

Your saying Jesus wasn't a Jew because he believed himself to be a savor before he knew what he was going to do? That seems a little consisted on his part.

[Nobar King]

Re: Meet Jsmith

That seems a little consisted on his part.

What does this mean? Are you a foreigner or an eight year old?

[lrbailey]

Re: Meet Jsmith

What does this mean? Are you a foreigner or an eight year old?

He didn't know he was going to do what he did. I'm just saying that he wasn't a Jew because he believed in himself is a little odd. A better point would be that he had different views. Also I am eight,