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  • Rachel
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    • Dec 2009
    • 7

    #1

    Hi, i'm rachel.

    Hi, I have no idea about your religion or whatever so i'm just curious.

    I'm 15, I have a boyfriend, i'm an athiest, i'm a vegan (I don't eat meat, milk, eggs, honey or anything that comes from an animal), i'm bisexual, i swear and "use the lords name in vain", whatever. I'm just curious, what's wrong with the way I live my life? I also volunteer, i'm kind to everyone and stand up for those who can't stand up for themselves.
  • Rachel
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    • Dec 2009
    • 7

    #2
    Re: Hi, i'm rachel.

    Oh, and I also intend to have sex out of marriage when i'm older, as long as i'm in a long term relationship I don't think it matters whether i'm married or not.

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    • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
      Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
       
      • Jun 2007
      • 6574

      #3
      Re: Hi, i'm rachel.

      God doesn't say WHY he abhors (hates) people like you. He just does. When you're the kind of guy who can create an entire universe in 6 days, you don't need to explain yourself.
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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
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        True Christian™
        • May 2026
        • 15118

        #4
        Re: Hi, i'm rachel.

        Originally posted by Rachel View Post
        Hi, I have no idea about your religion or whatever so i'm just curious.

        I'm 15, I have a boyfriend, i'm an athiest, i'm a vegan (I don't eat meat, milk, eggs, honey or anything that comes from an animal), i'm bisexual, i swear and "use the lords name in vain", whatever. I'm just curious, what's wrong with the way I live my life? I also volunteer, i'm kind to everyone and stand up for those who can't stand up for themselves.
        There is so much wrong with that Post I need to spend a few minutes in my Prayer Closet.

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #5
          Re: Hi, i'm rachel.

          Well Rachel, sounds like you have a full life of depression and disease ahead of you. Such a clever girl, knowing you are an atheist but not knowing what religion is. Looks like that aussie educational system is chugging along at full speed. I strongly suggest getting a few dozen piercings and tattoos every year.

          Such a young girl and already a lost cause. Oh well, not a big loss, not like she matters at all.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Hi, i'm rachel.

            There's a word for girls like you.

            WHORE
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #7
              Re: Hi, i'm rachel.

              Originally posted by Rachel View Post
              I'm just curious, what's wrong with the way I live my life?
              Only everything. Either you're devoting your entire life to depravity, in which case you have reserved seating on the Hell Train, or you are making up stories to troll and mock us, in which case you have reserved seating on the Hell Train.
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              • Vavoline Johnson
                Mammy
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                • Apr 2009
                • 960

                #8
                Re: Hi, i'm rachel.

                Originally posted by Rachel View Post
                Hi, I have no idea about your religion or whatever so i'm just curious.

                I'm 15, I have a boyfriend, i'm an athiest, i'm a vegan
                Lawd, you is only 15 an ain't got yo-self married. I show hope you is a vegan!
                Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                • Gabriel Reproba
                  Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                  The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 2479

                  #9
                  Re: Hi, i'm rachel.

                  Originally posted by Rachel View Post
                  i'm a vegan (I don't eat meat, milk, eggs, honey or anything that comes from an animal)

                  Where to start? You have already admitted that you meet the definition of WHORE, so I will address one of your areas of ignorance: Your veganism. I am going to assume that you do this because you think that animals shouldn't be killed by humans so that humans can eat? Well I have some bad news for you, Sister. Vegetarians and Vegans kill millions of animals each year.

                  Researcher: Vegetarian Diet Kills Animals Too

                  The animals in this case are mice and moles and rabbits and other creatures that are run over by tractors, or lose their habitat to make way for farming, so they are not as "visible" as cattle, he says.

                  And that, Davis says, gives rise to a fundamental question: "What is it that makes it OK to kill animals of the field so that we can eat [vegetables or fruits] but not pigs or chickens or cows?"
                  Just like a brainwashed atheist whore. Scream "rights for all animals" and then go out and murder Thumper and Stewart Little just so you can feel better about yourself or fit in with your "kewl freids."

                  Hypocrite.
                  Yours In Christ,

                  Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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                  Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                  • Virgin93
                    Unsaved teenaged foreigner
                     
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 153

                    #10
                    Re: Hi, i'm rachel.

                    Originally posted by Rachel View Post
                    Hi, I have no idea about your religion or whatever so i'm just curious.

                    I'm 15, I have a boyfriend, i'm an athiest, i'm a vegan (I don't eat meat, milk, eggs, honey or anything that comes from an animal), i'm bisexual, i swear and "use the lords name in vain", whatever. I'm just curious, what's wrong with the way I live my life? I also volunteer, i'm kind to everyone and stand up for those who can't stand up for themselves.
                    I guess your dad should have given you the rod on your bare backside a bit more frequently.

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                    • Jeremiah Abernathy
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                      • Nov 2009
                      • 72

                      #11
                      Re: Hi, i'm rachel.

                      Originally posted by Rachel View Post
                      Hi, I have no idea about your religion or whatever so i'm just curious.

                      I'm 15, I have a boyfriend, i'm an athiest, i'm a vegan (I don't eat meat, milk, eggs, honey or anything that comes from an animal), i'm bisexual, i swear and "use the lords name in vain", whatever. I'm just curious, what's wrong with the way I live my life? I also volunteer, i'm kind to everyone and stand up for those who can't stand up for themselves.
                      Let me guess, you live your life as an athiest bisexual vegan who spews obscenities from her mouth because all your "cool" friends do it, right? You just want to be as trendy, noncornformist, and rebellious as all those other disgraceful "scene kids". Well let me tell you what isn't cool, or hip: spending an eternity in a lake of fire and brimstone!

                      Revelation 21:8 - But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

                      You say you want to learn our ways, but I am sure this is not the case. You're just here to spew your intolerant hate speech towards us so you can go and brag to your other goth friends about how cool you were for offending a few good-natured GODly Christians. Well I only have this to say: Just remember to say hi to your "cool" friends for me after you've received your eternal damnation.
                      "And I say unto you my friends, Be not afraid of them that kill the body, and after that have no more that they can do. But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him."
                      -Luke 12:4-5

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22892

                        #12
                        Re: Hi, i'm rachel.

                        Originally posted by Rachel View Post
                        [weird and Godless confessions deleted] I also volunteer, i'm kind to everyone and stand up for those who can't stand up for themselves.
                        2nd Timothy 1:9 Who hath saved us, and called us with an holy calling, not according to our works, but according to his own purpose and grace, which was given us in Christ Jesus before the world began ,

                        Your good deeds are as nought! Repent!
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                        • Mr. Snerdly
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                          Under Investigation
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 18

                          #13
                          Re: Hi, i'm rachel.

                          I am not your judge, but I consider you to be a filthy, foul mouthed whore, trollop, slut, prostitute heathen.

                          Jesus may forgive you, but I can't.


                          Glory to God!

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                          • Rachel
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Dec 2009
                            • 7

                            #14
                            Re: Hi, i'm rachel.

                            Giggle giggle.

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                            • Remy Lebeau
                              LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                              President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
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                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 2058

                              #15
                              Re: Hi, i'm rachel.

                              Originally posted by Rachel View Post
                              Hi, I have no idea about your religion or whatever so i'm just curious.

                              I'm 15,

                              Young and stupid

                              I have a boyfriend,

                              Slutty

                              i'm an athiest,

                              God Hater

                              i'm a vegan (I don't eat meat, milk, eggs, honey or anything that comes from an animal)

                              But it's perfectly fine to end the lives of plants? And Honey? Do you even know what honey is? You don't eat honey, a nectar product, but you eat plants? And Milk? Milk? It is intended to be drunk. Do you not eat vegetables fertilized by manure because they grow on an animal bi product?

                              , i'm bisexual,

                              demon possessed

                              i swear and "use the lords name in vain", whatever.

                              Willfully vexatious

                              I'm just curious, what's wrong with the way I live my life?

                              You already know what's wrong. Otherwise you wouldn't be posting the garbage that you are. You are obviously another dime a dozen internet troll. Keep it up and you will be banned. We've no time for arrogant unsaved trash with no desire to be Saved.

                              I also volunteer, i'm kind to everyone and stand up for those who can't stand up for themselves.
                              If you don't flatter Jesus with praises it doesn't matter. Besides, you don't look like you can stand up for yourself, much less anyone else. Get out of here, little girl. This is an adult forum.
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