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  • jaysturg
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    • Dec 2009
    • 5

    #1

    Real People

    I wasn't sure what topic I should write this under so I just pointed and clicked! So anyhow. I've tried a few other Christian forums and they were just horrible. There was as many bashers as real Christians, so i'm really really hoping youguys dont put up with that kind of junk. I've recently moved out of state and I dont have a new church home yet, and well quite frankly I need some help from my brothers and sisters in Christ. I'm in severe heart failure, I can't get back into studing the Bible like I want to, I need some serious, and real help, so please any real people write back, please!
  • Meek and Humble
    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
    Biblical Black Belt
    Jr. Pastor
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2008
    • 6197

    #2
    Re: Real People

    Hey Jay.

    What church do you belong to?
    How old are you?
    What are some of your favorite Bible verses?
    Any threads on here that you enjoyed particularly so far?

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    • jaysturg
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      • Dec 2009
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      #3
      Re: Real People

      I personally love the entire Bible. It's just too hard too point out my favorite when all of Gods Word empowers me.
      30 years old,
      I go to nondem. or baptist
      Illinios near the mississippi 30 mins from st louis missiouri

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22912

        #4
        Re: Real People

        Originally posted by jaysturg View Post
        I personally love the entire Bible. It's just too hard too point out my favorite when all of Gods Word empowers me.[...]
        Psalms:137:9: Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

        How does this verse empower you?
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • jaysturg
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          • Dec 2009
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          #5
          Re: Real People

          Now you should know that taking one single verse out of the Bible is not only dangerous but can complete change the meaning of Gods word, which you should also know is a great sin.

          So far this site is looking a little shabby. Does anyone with a mature outlook want to talk.

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          • jaysturg
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            • Dec 2009
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            #6
            Re: Real People

            I would just like to add there Pastor, that taking partial verse stared, well lets see, mormonism, that should be enough said.

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            • Noah Dint
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2009
              • 695

              #7
              Re: Real People

              Oh yes sir! Glory to God Almighty! I can see you are going to make A LOT of new friends here!

              -ND

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              • jaysturg
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                • Dec 2009
                • 5

                #8
                Re: Real People

                I swear I give up. Go to one site and everyone is unsaved, came here and I get called unsaved cuz, (by private message) cuz I stated that it's unwise to take verses outta context. Either fakers or crazies. Being a christian has become popular and cool, (which is great) when it's real and heart felt. I know when I stand before God, I hope I done enough, have you? And don't worry about blocking me or whatever, i'm gone anyhow!

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                • Gabriel Reproba
                  Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                  The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 2479

                  #9
                  Re: Real People

                  Originally posted by jaysturg View Post
                  I swear I give up. Go to one site and everyone is unsaved, came here and I get called unsaved cuz, (by private message) cuz I stated that it's unwise to take verses outta context. Either genuiners or crazies. Being a christian has become popular and cool, (which is great) when it's real and heart felt. I know when I stand before God, I hope I done enough, have you? And don't worry about blocking me or whatever, i'm gone anyhow!
                  I am glad you think that being a Christian should be easy. Only a TrueChristian actually reads the words of the Bible and lives by them. The first sign of a conflict between your liberal moral sensibilities and teh Word of God and you turn tail and run? Enjoy Hell!
                  Yours In Christ,

                  Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                  Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                  Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                  Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                  The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                  Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                  How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                  20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                  God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                  Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                  Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                  Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                  There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                  Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                  Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29457

                    #10
                    Re: Real People

                    Originally posted by jaysturg View Post
                    I swear I give up. Go to one site and everyone is unsaved, came here and I get called unsaved cuz, (by private message) cuz I stated that it's unwise to take verses outta context. Either genuiners or crazies. Being a christian has become popular and cool, (which is great) when it's real and heart felt. I know when I stand before God, I hope I done enough, have you? And don't worry about blocking me or whatever, i'm gone anyhow!
                    Well, I cannot say you will be missed. You have a lot of attitude and no education. God hates retards.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Meek and Humble
                      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                      Biblical Black Belt
                      Jr. Pastor
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 6197

                      #11
                      Re: Real People

                      Originally posted by jaysturg View Post
                      I swear I give up. Go to one site and everyone is unsaved, came here and I get called unsaved cuz, (by private message) cuz I stated that it's unwise to take verses outta context. Either genuiners or crazies. Being a christian has become popular and cool, (which is great) when it's real and heart felt. I know when I stand before God, I hope I done enough, have you? And don't worry about blocking me or whatever, i'm gone anyhow!
                      Who quoted the Bible out of context? Please, tell me, and then explain the proper context.

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                      • BillSattler
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2009
                        • 48

                        #12
                        Re: Real People

                        Originally posted by jaysturg View Post
                        I wasn't sure what topic I should write this under so I just pointed and clicked!
                        Why did you choose an exclamation point to end this sentence?
                        So anyhow.
                        Do you speak American?
                        I've tried a few other Christian forums and they were just horrible. There was as many bashers as real Christians, so i'm really really hoping youguys dont put up with that kind of junk.
                        Repent to God for using a comma to splice these two "sentences".
                        I've recently moved out of state and I dont have a new church home yet, and well quite frankly I need some help from my brothers and sisters in Christ. I'm in severe heart failure, I can't get back into studing the Bible like I want to, I need some serious, and real help, so please any real people write back, please!
                        Why are you testing Gods favorite congregation? Do you hate God? Why would you choose to use improper grammar? Is your shift key damaged? God has given you heart failure for your inability to write in American.
                        KJV 1611, Exodus 21:17 "And he that curseth his father, or his mother, shall
                        surely be put to death."

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