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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22929

    #16
    Re: Sweden, nost Switzerland

    Originally posted by SunshineGirl View Post
    Haha not true, even here in the north we have around 25-30 degrees in the summer.
    Water freezes at 32 degrees, so I reckon it is winter all the time.

    Do you live in an igloo?

    A great American, Ambrose Bierce, reported this:

    “GNOME, n. In North-European mythology, a dwarfish imp inhabiting the interior parts of the earth and having special custody of mineral treasures. Bjorsen, who died in 1765, says gnomes were common enough in the southern parts of Sweden in his boyhood, and he frequently saw them scampering on the hills in the evening twilight. Ludwig Binkerhoof saw three as recently as 1792, in the Black Forest, and Sneddeker avers that in 1803 they drove a party of miners out of a Silesian mine. Basing our computations upon data supplied by these statements, we find that the gnomes were probably extinct as early as 1764.”


    Are all Swedes superstitious and tell lies about gnomes?
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Bill Johnson
      Unsaved trash
      • Jan 2010
      • 16

      #17
      Re: Sweden, nost Switzerland

      Originally posted by SunshineGirl View Post
      Haha not true, even here in the north we have around 25-30 degrees in the summer.
      Sounds like nice Summers. 77-85 degrees fahrenheit.

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      • Aristotle
        On the straight and narrow path to Heaven.
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2009
        • 470

        #18
        Re: Sweden, nost Switzerland

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        Water freezes at 32 degrees, so I reckon it is winter all the time.

        Do you live in an igloo?



        I think its the eskimos that live in igloos, Ezekiel. The Swedes raise reindeer and eat ludevisk. How many reindeer does your father have, My?

        By the way, in America, we think 30 degrees is cold.

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #19
          Re: Sweden, nost Switzerland

          I'll confess I'm intrigued. How does someone growing up in a socialist Viking state even discover God's word in the first place?
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • Rev. Jim Osborne
            True Christian™ Televangelist
            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 8622

            #20
            Re: My name is My

            I for one am thrilled to have a pretty young Swedish girl join our forums and wanting to learn about True Christianity(tm). Welcome, my dear. If there is anything you need, don't hesitate to ask me.

            I can also be reached privately at revjimosborne@gmail.com if you have some personal matters that you don't want to discuss on the forum.

            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22380

              #21
              Re: Sweden, nost Switzerland

              Originally posted by Aristotle View Post
              she said Sweden, not Switzerland
              There is a difference?
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • Arielg
                Unsaved trash
                • Jan 2010
                • 28

                #22
                Re: My name is My

                please people try to look in a map for Sweeden

                i am happy to see another europian here

                I was in Sweeden for many times... it is beautiful place, and very very developed country.. Norway a bit more but Sweeden is on second place in EU

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22380

                  #23
                  Re: My name is My

                  Norway doesn't even have prisons. How can they be developed?
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • Arielg
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 28

                    #24
                    Re: My name is My

                    They have them.

                    But they dont need them, cos they have basicly no crimes at all.

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22380

                      #25
                      Re: My name is My

                      Originally posted by Arielg View Post
                      But they dont need them, cos they have basicly no crimes at all.
                      They send criminals to places we would call vacations. Just because you can commit crimes in Norway without being punished does not mean they have no criminals. They simply don't care.
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Aristotle
                        On the straight and narrow path to Heaven.
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 470

                        #26
                        Re: Sweden, nost Switzerland

                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                        There is a difference?
                        The Swiss have chocolate and yodelers. The Swedes have Ludafisk and Blondes.

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