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  • peterjohansson
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    • Jan 2010
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    #16
    Re: Hello, can you take this survey for me?

    Revelation 20:10 And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.


    KJV Luke 17:33 Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it.

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22895

      #17
      Re: Hello, can you take this survey for me?

      Originally posted by themessiah View Post
      Im noly trying to learn about your religion, and Im being told Im going to burn in hell for all eternity. Christianity isn't very nice, is it?
      I am praying to Jesus that a miracle will occur and your name shall be changed to 'the_mess' Perhaps then we may be able to move on.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #18
        Re: Hello, can you take this survey for me?

        Originally posted by themessiah View Post
        To be honest, it's not for any project, it's just for my own personal knowledge that I want to learn more. Im 16. As I said, I didnt think it would be offensive, and I would change it if I could.
        Son, you should of just gone to your local Baptist Church. A folding table, a few chairs, a clip board, some pencils and a box of donuts. Show some initiative.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Wide-Open
          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 18449

          #19
          Re: Hello, can you take this survey for me?

          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
          I am praying to Jesus that a miracle will occur and your name shall be changed to 'the_mess' Perhaps then we may be able to move on.
          Your prayers were answered Brother, but as you know The Lord works in mysterious ways.
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • I'm just a naughty boy
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            • Jan 2010
            • 70

            #20
            Re: Hello, can you take this survey for me?

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            Son, you should of just gone to your local Baptist Church. A folding table, a few chairs, a clip board, some pencils and a box of donuts. Show some initiative.
            Im afraid they would try and convert me (I have no religion, I don't like being tagged, although I respect all religions) and I have no local baptist church, although there is a church nearby, but in this wintry weather, it would be too cold.

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            • peterjohansson
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              • Jan 2010
              • 89

              #21
              Re: Hello, can you take this survey for me?

              No effort for the Holy Lord? If the winter weather is too cold for you I should remind you that molten iron is awaiting.
              KJV Luke 17:33 Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it.

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              • Larry Lee
                Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                True Christian™ Theologian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 4464

                #22
                Re: Hello, can you take this survey for me?

                Originally posted by peterjohansson View Post
                No effort for the Holy Lord? If the winter weather is too cold for you I should remind you that molten iron is awaiting.
                I rebuke you in Jesus precious name, foul spawn of Satan! Be Gone from this Holy Board.

                You have no power here, Praise God. Amen.
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                I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                • Gabriel Reproba
                  Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                  The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 2479

                  #23
                  Re: Hello, can you take this survey for me?

                  Originally posted by I'm just a naughty boy View Post
                  Christianity isn't very nice, is it?
                  Perhaps you haven't seen the latest scientific study that disproves this myth that the Bible is "all about love and being nice?" I suggest you take a look.

                  Yours In Christ,

                  Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                  Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                  Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                  Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                  The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                  Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                  How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                  20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                  God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                  Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                  Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                  Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                  There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                  Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                  Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                  • Gabriel Reproba
                    Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                    The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2009
                    • 2479

                    #24
                    Re: Hello, can you take this survey for me?

                    Originally posted by I'm just a naughty boy View Post
                    I respect all religions
                    Please answer me this: Why do you "respect all religions?" In your answer, please explain what you mean by "respect." I am looking for more than the dictionary definition, here. Seriously, think about it and tell me what ALL religions have done to earn your respect.
                    Yours In Christ,

                    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                    Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                    Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                    Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                    The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                    Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                    How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                    20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                    God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                    Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                    Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                    Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                    There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                    Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                    Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                    • peterjohansson
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                      • Jan 2010
                      • 89

                      #25
                      Re: Hello, can you take this survey for me?

                      Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                      I rebuke you in Jesus precious name, foul spawn of Satan! Be Gone from this Holy Board.

                      You have no power here, Praise God. Amen.
                      I do not doubt Jesus Brother.
                      KJV Luke 17:33 Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it.

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                      • I'm just a naughty boy
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                        • Jan 2010
                        • 70

                        #26
                        Re: Hello, can you take this survey for me?

                        Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                        Please answer me this: Why do you "respect all religions?" In your answer, please explain what you mean by "respect." I am looking for more than the dictionary definition, here. Seriously, think about it and tell me what ALL religions have done to earn your respect.
                        Nothing really, but I respect the religions' worshipers as I respect everybody's opinion and beliefs. Everybody has the right to chooser their own belief.

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453

                          #27
                          Re: Hello, can you take this survey for me?

                          Originally posted by I'm just a naughty boy View Post
                          Im afraid they would try and convert me (I have no religion, I don't like being tagged, although I respect all religions) and I have no local baptist church, although there is a church nearby, but in this wintry weather, it would be too cold.
                          You should not be afraid of God, friend, He is good. He loves you and wants you to be happy. You want to be happy right? Being happy is good. I am sure you like to be good.
                          Speak to Jesus, let Him talk you you.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29453

                            #28
                            Re: Hello, can you take this survey for me?

                            Originally posted by I'm just a naughty boy View Post
                            Nothing really, but I respect the religions' worshipers as I respect everybody's opinion and beliefs. Everybody has the right to chooser their own belief.
                            Very true, people have every right to make horrible mistakes too like drunk driving and murder. Son, the thing is, we are trying to steer you away from drunk driving and murder and into the Lords loving arms. Because of our deep, encompassing love, at times we may come across as a bit gruff. But our love is so get, we panic when we see a fellow human walking towards the abyss of Hell. you understand, don't you friend?
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • I'm just a naughty boy
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                              • Jan 2010
                              • 70

                              #29
                              Re: Hello, can you take this survey for me?

                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                              You should not be afraid of God, friend, He is good. He loves you and wants you to be happy. You want to be happy right? Being happy is good. I am sure you like to be good.
                              Speak to Jesus, let Him talk you you.
                              But I am happy, I like being free and being able to have my own opinions, to behave in my own way, to have the odd bits of fun now and again, and not having to follow strict rules.

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                              • James Hutchins
                                True Christian™
                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                 
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 29453

                                #30
                                Re: Hello, can you take this survey for me?

                                Originally posted by I'm just a naughty boy View Post
                                But I am happy....
                                Therein lies the problem. You only think you are happy. Trust me.

                                I like being free and being able to have my own opinions, to behave in my own way, to have the odd bits of fun now and again, and not having to follow strict rules.
                                You are studying religion and came her for a reason, do you really think it is all 'accidental'?
                                You will always have free will to do what ever you want. But be aware there are always consequences, some good, some bad. I'll elaborate if need be.
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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