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  • Butch Albright
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    Forum Member
    • Jan 2010
    • 15
    #61
    Re: You can call me BOH

    You one of them heathens who came here off of four-chan or what have you? I haven't been here long, but I can already tell you're not the type I want to share the interwebs with. If you're not as bad as you seem, maybe you can get into a nice FOOTBALL team and learn about religion, hard work, and other glorious habits like nice young boys should. If the latter is the case, let me know, but if not, leave now. GOD'S WAY IS THE ONLY WAY!!! FOOTBALL!!!
    BE THE ONE WHO OBTAINETH THE PRIZE
    1 Corinthians 9:24

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      • True Disciple
        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
        Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
        Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2009
        • 2445
        #62
        Re: You can call me BOH

        Originally posted by Bag-Of-Hammers View Post
        One of the ways Christ is a savior is that he rids the need for animal sacrifices and expensive rituals. The OT is a time before Christ walked the earth. TO steer people to the OT as the essential books to read in order to be saved, you are steering them to read of a world without Christ's saving graces. THe NT is the right way towards Christianity and salvation.
        My dear friend, you claim to follow the teachings of Jesus Christ. Well, to do that, let's look at what Jesus taught, shall we?

        Okay, here we go:

        Matthew 5:17-19

        Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
        Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.

        You see? Jesus wants us to follow the teachings of the Old Testament, as well as those of the New Testament. They didn't put those together for no reason!


        The next step is very easy. If you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour, profess a literal belief in the entire Bible from now on, and reject all those foreign buddhistic teachings, you can call yourself a True Christian(tm), and go to Heaven, instead of being sodomized by demons in Hell for all eternity together with other godless buddhists! Wouldn't that be great, David? All because Jesus loves you so very much!


        So, please do not insult the Godly Bible anymore by comparing it with the occult religion of some Hamites in Haiti (we have seen what Lord Jesus thinks about that, haven't we?), and accept Him in your heart!



        Salvation is so simple! Oh, Glory!
        Sweet Lord Jesus,
        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

        Amen.

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          • TheHand
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jan 2010
            • 2
            #63
            Re: You can call me BOH

            Referring to Pastor Zeke's post on the first page of this thread, you do know that the Old Testament is Jewish correct? Just throwing that out there.

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              • Rev. Jim Osborne
                True Christian™ Televangelist
                Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 8622
                #64
                Re: You can call me BOH

                Originally posted by TheHand View Post
                Referring to Pastor Zeke's post on the first page of this thread, you do know that the Old Testament is Jewish correct? Just throwing that out there.
                No. The first five books of the OT, known as the Pentateuch make up the Torah. The rest is only present in the Christian Bible. What is your point?

                Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                  • TheHand
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 2
                    #65
                    Re: You can call me BOH

                    Just saying. You don't have to get an attitude. "Love thy brother" after all. I just don't know why we, as Christians, have to rely on an absurb text like the Torah to comprise our Holy Book.

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                      • Rev. Jim Osborne
                        True Christian™ Televangelist
                        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 8622
                        #66
                        Re: You can call me BOH

                        I don't have an attitude. I was just correcting your ignorance. Regardless of your opinion, the first five books of the Bible are holy and Jesus Himself attests to their sanctity.

                        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                          • TheLordSavedMe
                            A young lady servicing the Lord
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 579
                            #67
                            Re: You can call me BOH

                            I know this stuff can be kind of over my head, but the Ten Commandments that God gave to Moses are in the Old Testament. Is this guy saying murder and coveting and lying and stealing are OK?

                            Because they aren't!


                            Duhhh!


                            Tammi


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                            He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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                              • Levi Jones
                                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                 
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 13930
                                #68
                                Re: You can call me BOH

                                Originally posted by Butch Albright View Post
                                You one of them heathens who came here off of four-chan or what have you? I haven't been here long, but I can already tell you're not the type I want to share the interwebs with. If you're not as bad as you seem, maybe you can get into a nice FOOTBALL team and learn about religion, hard work, and other glorious habits like nice young boys should. If the latter is the case, let me know, but if not, leave now. GOD'S WAY IS THE ONLY WAY!!! FOOTBALL!!!
                                Great speech, Coach! I'm ready to go tackle some heathens!
                                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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