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  • jerrystone
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2010
    • 4
    #1

    HI ALL!!

    2 Kings 2:22-24 (King James Version)


    22So the waters were healed unto this day, according to the saying of Elisha which he spake.
    23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
    24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.




    do you know what mockery is? the judgement of God will be on all who post on these forums for mocking those who are truely Gods children.



    some really sick and twisted individuals on this site.. blinded by their master -SATAN


    i pray you all truely find the Lord
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    • Rev. Jim Osborne
      True Christian™ Televangelist
      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 8622
      #2
      Re: HI ALL!!

      How are we "Satanic" if we follow the Bible 100%? Can you point out any verses in the Bible we seemed to have missed?

      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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        • MikeforChrist
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jan 2010
          • 42
          #3
          Re: HI ALL!!

          Originally posted by jerrystone View Post
          i pray you all truely find the Lord
          I pray that you learn where the shift key is before you continue to hate us.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: HI ALL!!

              Is that what you call an introduction? Just spewing hatred right from the get-go?

              Can't you at least tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Christ?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Mrs. Rogers
                  compassion personified
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2692
                  #5
                  Re: HI ALL!!

                  Originally posted by jerrystone View Post
                  do you know what mockery is? the judgement of God will be on all who post on these forums for mocking those who are truely Gods children.
                  Amen! The number of godless creatures who flame us, on this most GODLY of forums, is truly mind-boggling. The thought of God's wrathful judgment upon them is the only thing that keeps me going.


                  some really sick and twisted individuals on this site.. blinded by their master -SATAN
                  Indeed, son, indeed.


                  i pray you all truely find the Lord
                  We hope they do too, dear. But some people just don't want to be saved. What can one do, really?
                  True Christians are Perfect!

                  Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                  Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                  For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                    • Levi Jones
                      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                       
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 13930
                      #6
                      Re: HI ALL!!

                      Originally posted by jerrystone View Post
                      2 Kings 2:22-24 (King James Version)


                      22So the waters were healed unto this day, according to the saying of Elisha which he spake.
                      23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
                      24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
                      Great story! Take that for mocking the prophet's bald head!


                      Originally posted by jerrystone View Post
                      do you know what mockery is? the judgement of God will be on all who post on these forums for mocking those who are truely Gods children.

                      some really sick and twisted individuals on this site.. blinded by their master -SATAN

                      i pray you all truely find the Lord

                      Whaaaaaaattt?

                      Can you show us where we are scripturally incorrect, friend?
                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                        • jerrystone
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 4
                          #7
                          Re: HI ALL!!

                          btw im an exception.. im a janitor

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                            • Ofc. Don W. Richards
                              True Christian™ Officer of THE Law
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 491
                              #8
                              Re: HI ALL!!

                              Originally posted by jerrystone View Post
                              im a janitor
                              That I can believe. Do you know what it is when you come on our forums saying the kind of things you're saying? Hate speech. Did you know hate speech can get you fined or arrested?
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                                • jerrystone
                                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                  • Jan 2010
                                  • 4
                                  #9
                                  Re: HI ALL!!

                                  Originally posted by Ofc. Don W. Richards View Post

                                  That I can believe. Do you know what it is when you come on our forums saying the kind of things you're saying? Hate speech. Did you know hate speech can get you fined or arrested?

                                  sure. why is it all of you guys post the same things over and over.. wheres the new material at, you are doing a poor job at portraying an extreme legalistic religious zealot.

                                  since you are the officer, will you preach about shooting me in the name of Jesus as well??

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                                    • Bob4God
                                      Moderator
                                      Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                                      Hands folded for Jesus
                                       
                                      • Apr 2008
                                      • 5274
                                      #10
                                      Re: HI ALL!!

                                      Originally posted by jerrystone View Post
                                      ...you are doing a poor job at portraying an extreme legalistic religious zealot.
                                      I guess it's a good thing then, since we are not extreme legalistic religious zealots, but rather, Bible Believing Fundamentalist Conservative Republican Christians! SHOUT GLORY TO CHRIST!
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                                        • jerrystone
                                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                          • Jan 2010
                                          • 4
                                          #11
                                          Re: HI ALL!!

                                          Matthew 7:15 (King James Version)


                                          15Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.


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