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  • warlock
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    • Jan 2010
    • 3
    #1

    Hello Everyone!

    Hello im Martin from Sweden and i wanted to say hello to you all
    I live in stockholm with my beutiful wife Amanda and our 3 year old daughter Maria.
    I have been a christian all my life , i was raised by my mother ,father and my dear grandma who was a strong christian
    I dont know what else to say then that i love god and my wife and child.
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    • Rev. Jim Osborne
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      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 8622
      #2
      Re: Hello Everyone!

      Welcome, Martin to God's Favorite Forum(tm). I feel sorry for you that you have to live in a heathen country like Sweden. I heard you people over give special rights to plants! But, tell us what is your favorite Bible verse and how you became a Christian. Let us know your story, friend.

      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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        • Samuel Coleridge
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          • Nov 2009
          • 615
          #3
          Re: Hello Everyone!

          Originally posted by warlock View Post
          Hello im Martin from Sweden and i wanted to say hello to you all
          I live in stockholm with my beutiful wife Amanda and our 3 year old daughter Maria.
          I have been a christian all my life , i was raised by my mother ,father and my dear grandma who was a strong christian
          I dont know what else to say then that i love god and my wife and child.
          Wonderful. A fellow socialist Christian!

          Tell us why my fellow Americans are ignorant.
          Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
          For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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            • Capt. Aaron Portway
              One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
              Salvation from Above
              God's Favorite Pilot™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2008
              • 6309
              #4
              Re: Hello Everyone!

              Originally posted by warlock View Post
              Hello im Martin from Sweden and i wanted to say hello to you all
              I live in stockholm with my beutiful wife Amanda and our 3 year old daughter Maria.
              I have been a christian all my life , i was raised by my mother ,father and my dear grandma who was a strong christian
              I dont know what else to say then that i love god and my wife and child.
              I think some wires got crossed on the internets. You sound like a nice enough young Christian man with a lovely family. But your avatar and your username are terribly blasphemous.

              You should look into the problem, because I bet it happened on your side of the ocean, as you come from the land of sin and satanic heavy metal music.
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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556
                  #5
                  Re: Hello Everyone!

                  Originally posted by warlock View Post
                  Hello im Martin from Sweden and i wanted to say hello to you all
                  I live in stockholm with my beutiful wife Amanda and our 3 year old daughter Maria.
                  I have been a christian all my life , i was raised by my mother ,father and my dear grandma who was a strong christian
                  I dont know what else to say then that i love god and my wife and child.
                  Did you know that God commands that we kill witches?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • True Disciple
                      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                      Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                      Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 2445
                      #6
                      Re: Hello Everyone!

                      I agree with my Brothers, mr. Warlock. Your avatar and username are unsuitable for a Christian forum. If you are a Christian, why did you choose those?
                      Sweet Lord Jesus,
                      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                      Amen.

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                        • Cranky Old Man
                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                          You kids get off his lawn!
                           
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 22373
                          #7
                          Re: Hello Everyone!

                          Welcome!

                          Originally posted by warlock View Post
                          from Sweden
                          Is that French?
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • Bobby-Joe
                              Landover Security Superviser
                              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 18405
                              #8
                              Re: Hello Everyone!

                              Originally posted by warlock View Post
                              Hello im Martin from Sweden and i wanted to say hello to you all
                              I live in stockholm with my beutiful wife Amanda and our 3 year old daughter Maria.
                              I have been a christian all my life , i was raised by my mother ,father and my dear grandma who was a strong christian
                              I dont know what else to say then that i love god and my wife and child.
                              It is good to hear you love Jesus like a good Christian should.

                              What is your favorite Bible verse friend?

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