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  • lezbeaveinu
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    Under Investigation
    • Feb 2010
    • 1
    #1

    hi carl

    Hello carl, my nsme is Rachael. i just wanted to leave this message, because reading this site made me sad, you know your bible well, but do't really seem to know the writer. i mean you know of Him, but it is obivious you don't know him.You think you do, and nothing anyone could say would make you think differently. so without meaning to sound condescending, I'll be praying for you, that God, would work out his purposes in your life for the sake of his glory.
    take care, God Bless Rachael
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    • Petal
      LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 991
      #2
      Re: hi carl

      Originally posted by lezbeaveinu View Post
      Hello carl,
      who be carl? did you wants us to pass on your messages? i rebukes you for your nerve, cuz we not be your secretarys!

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        • GOD=life
          WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2010
          • 3263
          #3
          Re: hi carl

          Originally posted by lezbeaveinu View Post
          Hello carl
          Hi Rachael, this is a forum, not a private message mailbox. We are not Carl.

          Originally posted by lezbeaveinu View Post
          i mean you know of Him, but it is obivious you don't know Him.
          What are you trying to say here? You acknowledge that this Carl person knows the Bible and knows God and yet you're still trying to tell him he's wrong? If you can't substantiate your opinion with the Bible or non-Biblical logic, then why should Carl ignore obvious facts? Carl isn't stupid.

          Originally posted by lezbeaveinu View Post
          You think you do, and nothing anyone could say would make you think differently.
          Well, perhaps it's because Carl goes by what God says, not about what "anyone" says. Think about it. Are you an authority on God or is God an authority on God?

          Originally posted by lezbeaveinu View Post
          I'll be praying for you, that God, would work out His purposes in your life for the sake of His glory.
          Why would you pray for Carl? It looks like Carl should be praying for you to see the light, not the other way around. Carl knows the Bible and Carl knows God. It looks like you are the one praying to yourself.

          Originally posted by lezbeaveinu View Post
          take care, God Bless Rachael
          That's rather self-serving, isn't it? Why can't God bless anyone else than you? Are you the center of the universe? God doesn't think so.

          Then again, your username "lezb..." should probably reveal enough about your morals (or lack thereof)...
          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
          Matthew 7:22           Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22380
              #4
              Re: hi carl

              Seems they let someone escape again. They really should get better guards there.
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556
                  #5
                  Re: hi carl

                  Do you mean Old Carl Wilkins the janitor over at the Sunday Bible School? What do you want with him? He's got shell shock from the war.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • True Disciple
                      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                      Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                      Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 2445
                      #6
                      Re: hi carl

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Do you mean Old Carl Wilkins the janitor over at the Sunday Bible School? What do you want with him? He's got shell shock from the war.
                      I think Carl is her imaginary friend she always talks too, as she likely is a wiccan who sits all day in her room and never talks to real people (no person is ever called "Rachael" by her parents, only wiccans take up silly names like that).

                      Girl, Carl can't save you from Hell, you know. The only voice in your head you should listen to is Jesus' Voice.
                      Sweet Lord Jesus,
                      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                      Amen.

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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22922
                          #7
                          Re: hi carl

                          Originally posted by lezbeaveinu View Post
                          Hello carl, my nsme is Rachael. i just wanted to leave this message, because reading this site made me sad, you know your bible well, but do't really seem to know the writer. i mean you know of Him, but it is obivious you don't know him.You think you do, and nothing anyone could say would make you think differently. so without meaning to sound condescending, I'll be praying for you, that God, would work out his purposes in your life for the sake of his glory.
                          take care, God Bless Rachael
                          Carl, beware of this woman! She is a Jezeabel. I see this from the splendid viewpoint of many years on this earth; she is hunting for a man!

                          Any woman who is on the hunt has great difficulties; otherwise she would already be married!

                          Carl, ask yourself this: “What has made her father unable to find a husband for her? Is she barren? Is her cooking vile? Has she a face like a badger’s ass? Is her body odor repulsive? Does she espouse feminist views? Is she quarrelsome? She is nagging you now, what if you were to marry?

                          Proverb:21:9: It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house.


                          BUT WORST OF ALL, CARL!! Is she a false Chrsitian? Has she picked amongst the verses of God’s Word and chosen ONLY THOSE that suit her? Has she constructed a false god and is secretly worshipping it?

                          Carl, the road ahead is filled with snares and the broken spirits of those who went before. Let caution be your watchword and Landover your guide!!


                          We are concerned not only for your peace of mind but your eternal soul.
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                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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