Hello!

[Chandler]

Hello. My name is Chandler. I am saved. God talks to me. He tells me that I am special. Are you special? I think you are.

When I look up at the night sky I can't help but think: "God, you sure are handy with a little hydrogen. Can I have a pony?"

Will you be my friend? I enjoy bike riding, camping, and I am allergic to dust mites. We have a mutual friend in Jesus Christ, our Lord.

I am a ninja.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hello!

Nice a God Mocker, Have we ever had one of these before?

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello!

Hello and welcome. Please introduce yourself properly.

What is your favorite Bible verse? What godly Church do you attend?

What do you mean you are a ninja?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello!

Does your mommy know that you're using her computer, son?

[Chandler]

Re: Hello!

Hello and welcome. Please introduce yourself properly.

What is your favorite Bible verse? What godly Church do you attend?

What do you mean you are a ninja?

Favorite Bible verse: Ephesians 5:28, "So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself."

Church: 1st Baptist Church of Baby Jesus

I am a ninja pirate. Look out.

Jesus is gnarly.

I'm also a big fan of this verse: Matthew 1:6, "And Jesse begat David the king; and David the king begat Solomon of her that had been the wife of Urias;"

Who the hell is this guy?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hello!

Urias is Uriah the Hittite, the spelling reflects the genetive case.

I have yet to make out whether you are afflicted by demons or are simple. In earlier days (1959) a trial by ordeal of fire would have given us the answer, but since the federal government interfered with this (contrary to all that we and God hold dear) I will have to await developments.

[Luci Mourningstar]

Re: Hello!

Jesus is gnarly.

That should be Gnarly.

Please capitalize it when you talk about Jesus.

[No Secrets Victoria]

Re: Hello!

Your parents called you Chandler?
Obviously they don't love you very much, if at all.

But lucky for you, JESUS does!

[True Disciple]

Re: Hello!

Hello. My name is Chandler. I am saved. God talks to me. He tells me that I am special. Are you special? I think you are.

Welcome, friend. We all are special in the Eyes of the Lord. That's why it makes Jesus so terribly sad to all fling all those sinners into Hell as retribution for them being sinners. Are you Saved™?

When I look up at the night sky I can't help but think: "God, you sure are handy with a little hydrogen. Can I have a pony?"

Though God likes compliments and does not necessarily disapprove of questions, I still think that is an unusual thing to think when you just look at the sky. I hope you aren't under the influence any kind of narcotic when you post here?

Will you be my friend? I enjoy bike riding, camping, and I am allergic to dust mites. We have a mutual friend in Jesus Christ, our Lord.

I'm sorry to hear about your allergy. I can't help wondering why God bothered to afflict you with it. Do you have any sins to confess?

I am a ninja.

And a great one as well, of course! As is your daimyo, who you called Mr. Fluffy Bunny less than two years ago.

Church: 1st Baptist Church of Baby Jesus

Glad to hear you're a Baptist. What's the name of your Pastor?

Jesus is gnarly.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello!

I am a ninja.

You are an idiot.

Being an idiot is not an excuse: Romans 1:21 "Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened."

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello!

Chandler, can I call you Bing? Absolutely Marvelous!

Look Chandler, I am sure it feels all grown up like coming on daddies computer when he is out digging ditches to put bread and water on your table. Lord knows, your mom makes little on her knees. But this is a grown up place for real people.

Perhaps you might like to watch some Davey and Goliath?