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  • Hallister
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    • Mar 2010
    • 3

    #1

    Greetings all..From Canada

    ..I should properly intro myself.Im Hallister,born in Canada.I defenatly dont have much,because the economy here is k-r-a-p,but at least Im employed.Im a christian,I dont drink,not one drop for over 10+years.
    I do,on the other hand,enjoy smoking marijuana,the reason I ended up here,one day,actually.But only out of nesesaty,since my job is crap and
    I hate being told off everyday(I telemarket)it takes a heck of a toll on one,day after day,year after year.
    The funny thing is,my ex gf once told me,"Hallister",this type of garbage job will turn you into an a hole.(personalaty wise).It didnt,3 yrs later,it did make me depressed,especially at how rude(you wouldent believe how degrating people are!)and,if what everyone says is true,its only words,they wont "hurt" you,then that means the bible is a complete lie,as it states,words are sharper than a 2 edged sword.
    I beleive that telemarketing is HARDER,more demanding and stressfull than being a cop,at least they can shoot-lol .
    Theres NO oportunity in this town,as its a retirement town,and the people running the town are wealthy(money isnt a respector of persons)and no other jobs to goto.Please somewone,pray for me.
    Anyways,nice to be onboard w/you americano's.
  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22380

    #2
    Re: Greetings all..From Canada

    Originally posted by Hallister View Post
    but at least Im employed
    Really ??? You ???

    I telemarket
    Ah, that explains it. I am sure there is a special section in hell for people like you .
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • True Disciple
      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
      Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
      Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2009
      • 2445

      #3
      Re: Greetings all..From Canada

      Originally posted by Hallister View Post
      ..I should properly intro myself.Im Hallister,born in Canada.I defenatly dont have much,because the economy here is k-r-a-p,but at least Im employed.Im a christian,I dont drink,not one drop for over 10+years.
      Welcome, friend. Lesson 1 about this country: here we include a space after each dot and comma. That makes it easier for eventual readers of your posts to distinguish where sentences start and end.

      Good to hear about your abstinence. It is not necessary to be abstinent if you are a True Christian™, but if you are a weak soul, easily enslaved by things like alcohol, it is a wise choice.

      I do,on the other hand,enjoy smoking marijuana,the reason I ended up here,one day,actually.But only out of nesesaty,since my job is crap and
      I hate being told off everyday(I telemarket)it takes a heck of a toll on one,day after day,year after year.
      So this job turned you on marijuana? That is very sad to hear, friend. Is it maybe an idea to find another job then, seeing as literally no one on this planet is pleased by the existence of telemarketeers?

      Anyway, if you need something to ease your mind a little, I recommend reading your Bible and accepting Jesus Christ as Your Lord and Saviour! I have done that, and live now in the blissful knowledge of being loved by God, and going to Heaven.

      The funny thing is,my ex gf once told me,"Hallister",this type of garbage job will turn you into an a hole.(personalaty wise).It didnt,3 yrs later,it did make me depressed,especially at how rude(you wouldent believe how degrating people are!)and,if what everyone says is true,its only words,they wont "hurt" you,then that means the bible is a complete lie,as it states,words are sJesus than a 2 edged sword.
      I've somewhat lost you here. So people being rude to you when you buggered them with annoying questions, and you being unaffected by it, would prove that the Bible is untrue?

      1. You seem to be affected, so if would only prove the Bible is true.
      2. The Scripture verse you are referring to (Hebrews 4:12) speaks specifically about the Word Of God™, not words of man.

      Theres NO oportunity in this town,as its a retirement town,and the people running the town are wealthy(money isnt a respector of persons)and no other jobs to goto.Please somewone,pray for me.
      I would like to, Brother. But God will only help you out if you are a True Christian™. After all:

      Matthew 7:6:
      Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.

      So please, accept Jesus Christ and start living like a True Christian™ (which also means abstaining from evils like rock music, science, abortionism, video games, non-christian literature and many, many other evil things). I'm sure everything will turn out alright then!

      Anyways,nice to be onboard w/you americano's.
      You're welcome.
      Sweet Lord Jesus,
      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

      Amen.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Greetings all..From Canada

        Literacy is a highly recommended skill for those seeking employment. Just like Faith is a prerequisite for Salvation(r).

        What church do you attend?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Sister Kitty
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2010
          • 857

          #5
          Re: Greetings all..From Canada

          Hello Halitosis. Is it possible that the negative reactions you experience when cold calling innocent strangers has much to do with your lack of proper oral hygiene? If your personal aroma carries over the phone, it must be extreme indeed.
          Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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          • Hallister
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            • Mar 2010
            • 3

            #6
            Re: Greetings all..From Canada

            Erm,thats "Hallister",not halitosis.I found your comment to be quite rude,actually.But thats probably why your post count is so high in such
            a short period of time - youve got no friends.

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            • Hallister
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              • Mar 2010
              • 3

              #7
              Re: Greetings all..From Canada

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Literacy is a highly recommended skill for those seeking employment. Just like Faith is a prerequisite for Salvation®.

              What church do you attend?
              Hi,I goto a penicostal church ...Prerequisite,your funnie..lol...I wasnt born with a gold spoon in my mouth,hence the grammar that sucks.

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              • True Disciple
                True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2009
                • 2445

                #8
                Re: Greetings all..From Canada

                Originally posted by Hallister View Post
                Erm,thats "Hallister",not halitosis.I found your comment to be quite rude,actually.But thats probably why your post count is so high in such
                a short period of time - youve got no friends.
                Well, I think you are wrong at this. Sister Kitty has made quite a number of friends last week, on this forum. I advise you not to insult her too much, she has proven to be a good Christian, while you still have to convince us in that respect.

                Anyway, she is rather direct as well. Some people think that is rude, but I'm convinced it is True Christian Love(tm) that drives her actions. She means well.

                Originally posted by Hallister View Post
                Hi,I goto a penicostal church ...Prerequisite,your funnie..lol...I wasnt born with a gold spoon in my mouth,hence the grammar that sucks.
                Pentacostal? Do you roll over the ground while blabbering like a Chink, or as you call it, "speaking in tongues?" Because that's what Pentacostals tend to do, in our experience. It might also explain why people do not understand you when you call them when you are doing your job.
                Sweet Lord Jesus,
                I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                Amen.

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                • Sister Kitty
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 857

                  #9
                  Re: Greetings all..From Canada

                  Has it left? Perhaps to find some mouthwash?
                  Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22912

                    #10
                    Re: Greetings all..From Canada

                    Originally posted by Hallister View Post
                    Hi,I goto a penicostal church [...]
                    Are you the idiots who speak gibberish and rubbish? Or are you the lot that thinks that throwing Rattlers about brings you nearer to Jesus?
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