Dutch ex-sinner

[Dutch-Guy]

Hey,

I'm an 18-year old guy, living in the god-forsaken country of Holland. The place where you can't walk down one street without running into queers, pot-smoking hippies or people eating cheese.
I have to admit though, my parents are heathens, and they didn't baptize me. But having seen the light, I decided to leave this hellish place, and move to America. I want to follow the way of Jesus Christ, and feel like I can only pursue this goal in America. I do wonder what I need to do, in order to be loved by Jesus Christ like the lot of you.

Praise the lord.

[GOD=life]

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Do you have any piercings or tattoos? (very common over there)

Can you post a recent picture of yourself so that we can see if there are any defects?

[Dutch-Guy]

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Of course I don't have any tattoos or piercings, they disgust me.
Here's a picture of myself though:

[GOD=life]

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Okay, looks like you know how to dress properly. Good. There's even some angelic lighting in the background. Just watch the position of the hands, it might give the wrong impression that you like your hands in that area.... it's all in the details, friend!

Just so that we can verify that you are really you, can you upload a photo of yourself holding up a sign that says "Hello to my friends at LandoverBaptist.net"? Such a friendly greeting will be much appreciated by this congregation.

Don't be alarmed when we ask about verification: we're all about evidence and facts over here. That's why know that our beliefs are completely true and based on facts. God demands logic from us.

[Dutch-Guy]

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Sure. Though sadly, my built-in webcam only takes mirrored images, and not knowing how to reverse it, I guess this will have to do. It's about the gesture though, right?

Here you go:

[True Disciple]

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Sure. Though sadly, my built-in webcam only takes mirrored images, and not knowing how to reverse it, I guess this will have to do. It's about the gesture though, right?

Welcome to these forums, friend!

About the mirrorring issue, I believe that Microsoft Office Picture Manager, for example, has an easy-to-use function for this.

I was wondering, what church do you attend, or are you going to attend? What is the name of your Pastor? And what is your favorite Bible Verse?

Those are the kind of things we are always curious about.

[Nathan B. Forrest]

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Sure. Though sadly, my built-in webcam only takes mirrored images, and not knowing how to reverse it, I guess this will have to do. It's about the gesture though, right?

Here you go:

Although I do not share your taste in shirt colors (unless my PC screen has somehow had a color explosion malfunction), I notice you are wearing a proper collared shirt (2 in fact!) here and a suit in the first one. It's nice to see the young people dressing properly today. Well done!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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You've presented yourself well and I'm sure Jesus is smiling. I have taken the liberty of correcting your 2nd photo. (It must be cold in Belgium, you're wearing 2 shirts - or perhaps there is no heating in your house. Fear Not, God will provide.)

[Cranky Old Man]

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He seems like a nice lad. I wonder why his roof is so extremely low. Would that be to prevent colissions with the sails of the nearby windmills? Or would his house be part of a dyke?

[True Disciple]

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He seems like a nice lad. I wonder why his roof is so extremely low. Would that be to prevent colissions with the sails of the nearby windmills? Or would his house be part of a dyke?

I think it is low because it needs to have a large surface, to make sure that when the country is flooded again, there is enough space for the people to sit on the rooftops (The Nether Lands are very densely populated).

[GOD=life]

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Maybe he's on a boat. The Dutch like to sail, I suppose.

I wonder if he knows Laura Dekker. She likes to sail. A lot.

[Reality of God]

Re: Dutch ex-sinner

Hey,

I'm an 18-year old guy, living in the god-forsaken country of Holland. The place where you can't walk down one street without running into queers, pot-smoking hippies or people eating cheese.
I have to admit though, my parents are heathens, and they didn't baptize me. But having seen the light, I decided to leave this hellish place, and move to America. I want to follow the way of Jesus Christ, and feel like I can only pursue this goal in America. I do wonder what I need to do, in order to be loved by Jesus Christ like the lot of you.

Praise the lord.

You don´t have to move to America to follow the way of Jesus, my friend. I don´t know where in Holland you live, but you can come to our church in Groningen, or find one in your area.

[SavedSarah]

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You don´t have to move to America to follow the way of Jesus, my friend. I don´t know where in Holland you live, but you can come to our church in Groningen, or find one in your area.

I disagree. America is God's country. All God-fearing people need to unite geographically if we're going to fight against the scourge of evil, sin, cults, and false "gods" that plague the earth of the One True God.

Praise be to Jesus. Amen.

[True Disciple]

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I disagree. America is God's country. All God-fearing people need to unite geographically if we're going to fight against the scourge of evil, sin, cults, and false "gods" that plague the earth of the One True God.

Praise be to Jesus. Amen.

I agree, though sometimes people can be sent on a mission, of course.

Especially this person's attempt to lure this young man to Groningen is despicable: everyone in Holland knows that the region is filled with communists.

The last True Christian(tm) in Holland moved out 4 years ago, when I finally settled in Freehold.

[Paul Jeffery]

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Sure. Though sadly, my built-in webcam only takes mirrored images, and not knowing how to reverse it, I guess this will have to do. It's about the gesture though, right?

Here you go:

I'm sorry, but a pastel-colored sweater with its arms slung over the shoulders and knotted in front is a fashion statement that neither I nor any God-fearing heterosexual man I know would ever be caught dead wearing. Son, you may need some help with your image. For your own sake, I wouldn't suggest stepping off the plane in America dressed as you are in that photo. You'll be an instant target for every sodomite within sight. We dress like men here, Dutch, not like cast members of Glee.