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  • #346
    Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

    Originally posted by YourGodisBlack View Post
    it's been a long work day for me
    You are black. You have no idea how to work hard. Eating chicken and complaining about needing more chicken is not working.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • #347
      Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

      Originally posted by YourGodisBlack View Post
      @ Rev. Mortimer

      Forgive my ignorance as to what part of the bible I mentioned, it's been a while. Why does this site promote SOME mentioned parts of the bible, and convienently leave out others? The slave part is offensive and unconstitutional in the country you swaer allegiance to.
      It's been a while? The entire Bible is available free online, or from any Baptist church. For that matter, also at amazon.com.

      What parts have been left out? Chapter and verse, please. True Christians™ follow the ENTIRE Bible.

      Religious belief is not unconstitutional. In fact, it is protected by the Constitution.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • #348
        Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
        You are black. You have no idea how to work hard. Eating chicken and complaining about needing more chicken is not working.
        You're too old, old man. Times have changed. I'm the NEW breed of black men. "The nemesis edition"!

        I like you. You keep it real.
        You and I will get to know each other very well!

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        • #349
          Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          It's been a while? The entire Bible is available free online, or from any Baptist church. For that matter, also at amazon.com.

          What parts have been left out? Chapter and verse, please. True Christians™ follow the ENTIRE Bible.

          Religious belief is not unconstitutional. In fact, it is protected by the Constitution.
          All men are created equal. It's the American way. -Case closed.

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          • #350
            Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

            Originally posted by YourGodisBlack View Post
            All men are created equal. It's the American way. -Case closed.
            That's not in the Bible.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • #351
              Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

              Originally posted by MyGodisBlack View Post
              Back on topic:
              Racism. We can now add aggression to the list as well.
              Wrong.

              Back on topic:
              Jesus!
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • #352
                Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                Wow! What a massive thread derail!

                Matthew 7:1*Judge not, that ye be not
                judged.

                Is it just me or is this whining person ignoring Jesus while he look to sow discord?
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • #353
                  Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                  Originally posted by MyGodisBlack View Post
                  there are MANY left out / non-practiced acts in todays religion due to the modern times. So why not leave the slave part out as well?
                  You are saying that people are more likely to do what we say if we stop telling them to obey God's law? Well, yeah.

                  What would be the point in perverting scripture when people are already having anal sex and damning themselves to Hell? Are you trying to damn the people on the margin?
                  Matthew 5:18

                  King James Version (KJV)

                  18For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
                  Heaven and Earth have not yet passed. You must follow the whole law. You cannot just omit the parts that are politically incorrect and go against your conscience.
                  The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                  • #354
                    Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    It's been a while? The entire Bible is available free online, or from any Baptist church. For that matter, also at amazon.com.

                    What parts have been left out? Chapter and verse, please. True Christians™ follow the ENTIRE Bible.

                    Religious belief is not unconstitutional. In fact, it is protected by the Constitution.
                    What parts have been left out? Perhaps the Gospel of Thomas?

                    Pardon me, but my memory here is strained, but I do believe that that gospel is about Jesus killing children for annoying him, disobeying his parents (for which he should be stoned, naturally), and only hiding his powers to hide his identity as Christ.

                    Perhaps I have also forgotten other, similar parts.
                    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                    • #355
                      Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                      Originally posted by cabrin View Post
                      What parts have been left out? Perhaps the Gospel of Thomas?

                      Pardon me, but my memory here is strained, but I do believe that that gospel is about Jesus killing children for annoying him, disobeying his parents (for which he should be stoned, naturally), and only hiding his powers to hide his identity as Christ.

                      Perhaps I have also forgotten other, similar parts.
                      I personally believe that Satan has left false documents around to confuse the gullible. I see it has worked.

                      Proverbs 10:18 He that hideth hatred with lying lips, and he that uttereth a slander, is a fool.

                      YIC

                      Jack
                      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                      I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                      • #356
                        Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                        Originally posted by cabrin View Post
                        What parts have been left out? Perhaps the Gospel of Thomas?

                        Pardon me, but my memory here is strained, but I do believe that that gospel is about Jesus killing children for annoying him, disobeying his parents (for which he should be stoned, naturally), and only hiding his powers to hide his identity as Christ.

                        Perhaps I have also forgotten other, similar parts.
                        Friend, no one cares about your pseudepigraphal writings from over 100 years after Jesus' death.
                        Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


                        Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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                        • #357
                          Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                          Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
                          Friend, no one cares about your pseudepigraphal writings from over 100 years after Jesus' death.
                          Indeed. The historical authenticity of eyewitness accounts has been shown by a crack team of creation scientists and Bible scholars to peak between 30 to 70 years after the occurrence of said events. This coincides with the approximate dates of authorship of the synoptic Gospels and the Gospel of John. Reliability plummets after this period.

                          And to think that there are those who doubt God's Plan...
                          II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                          And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                          In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                          Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
                          The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                          • #358
                            Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                            After reading these posts, I'm actually rolling around on the floor laughing.
                            The badges you offer are cracking me up: "Punched the most Queers"? "Ready for the Rapture"? "Flat Earth"?
                            I'm especially laughing at the flat earth one: please read a few reputable scientific papers to get your head a-ROUND the fact that the earth is not flat.

                            Puh-lease.

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                            • #359
                              Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                              Originally posted by RoryReloaded View Post
                              After reading these posts, I'm actually rolling around on the floor laughing.
                              The badges you offer are cracking me up: "Punched the most Queers"? "Ready for the Rapture"? "Flat Earth"?
                              I'm especially laughing at the flat earth one: please read a few reputable scientific papers to get your head a-ROUND the fact that the earth is not flat.

                              Puh-lease.
                              Dear RoryRetarded,

                              My level indicates that it's flat; is that scientific enough?
                              And while you're at it, puh-lease find me a sphere with four corners.
                              You probably think your ancestors were monkeys, too.

                              FAIL
                              Come climb my mountains.

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                              • #360
                                Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                                Originally posted by RoryReloaded View Post
                                I'm especially laughing at the flat earth one: please read a few reputable scientific papers to get your head a-ROUND the fact that the earth is not flat.

                                Puh-lease.
                                Obviously I don't read your atheist monkey loving scientific journals so finding articles is a little hard. this one (The Physics Teacher, Vol. 34, No. 6, Pgs. 342-343.) is the first I read and it seems to support a flat earth. I'd be very interested to see if you can find a single reputable article proving a spherical earth. Only within the last ten years please, we all know how much scientists love to change their minds.

                                YIC

                                Catherine

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