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  • #76
    Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

    Originally posted by Rocking for JC View Post
    You think your gun is more powerful than the power of God? LOL You obviously have never read the bible. You FAIL.
    I fail, Some people don't want to read the bible because it's full of nonsense that some of us don't find intresting.

    I find the Asian Bible better.

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    • #77
      Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

      Eyes praise da Lawd and lil baby jezus every single day for eyes found da Landober and all da fine Passas an ladies of da church. You caint come heres an flames. Yous must be a catkick cause no pure cristain would evers talks likes this.
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      • #78
        Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

        Originally posted by Meatball View Post
        I fail, Some people don't want to read the bible because it's full of nonsense that some of us don't find intresting.
        So you've no idea what the Bible says and yet you say it's full of nonsense - do you realize that God has little time for retards?

        I find the Asian Bible better.
        Asian bible? What's that? Some fairy story written in bagpipe language about the "god" Allan who went round feeling 9 year old girls? And that's better? You're sick!

        Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
        Eyes praise da Lawd and lil baby jezus every single day for eyes found da Landober and all da fine Passas an ladies of da church. You caint come heres an flames. Yous must be a catkick cause no pure cristain would evers talks likes this.
        Well said madam, your simplicity of understanding is a lesson to us all!
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        • #79
          Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

          Originally posted by Meatball View Post
          I fail, Some people don't want to read the bible because it's full of nonsense that some of us don't find intresting.

          I find the Asian Bible better.
          Son, you need to reconsider the path of life you are on. You need to realize that only God can save you from eternal damnation. You don't realize this but Jesus led you to this forum. My advice is to let Jesus into your heart, read God's Word as revealed in the KING JAMES 1611 Bible, and join us in Godly fellowship here at God's favorite church, Landover Baptist.

          Consider this

          Matthew 3:29 But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.

          You don't want that to happen to you! I can assure you, you will not like burning in Hell for eternity!

          Yours in Christ
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          In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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          • #80
            Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

            Originally posted by Meatball View Post
            I fail, Some people don't want to read the bible because it's full of nonsense that some of us don't find intresting.

            I find the Asian Bible better.
            There within lies you problem friend. Without reading The Bible and hearing God's message of Love to His creation you will not understand that our opinions are His opinions. We are only following Holy Scripture.

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            • #81
              Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

              God talks to no one but jesus.
              I will tell you what jesus says about you.
              You are not in touch with the mother.
              Your mother.
              You have not let go of your father.
              You have listened to the wrong father.
              He told you to be like this.
              Your father was wrong.
              Only my father knows what is right.
              Only when you can father and mother people like my father can will you be fit to even be in sight of jesus.
              You father with an iron fist.
              You mother in the bedroom behind closed doors.
              I know your heart and it is tainted with hate.
              You will suffer for every Iraqi suffered.
              You will suffer a thousand years.
              You will not be in the second life.
              You will get angry at me.
              You get angry at me and you are angry at God.

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              • #82
                Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                So Jesus talked to you and told you that the Iraq people want us to suffer? Oh, and never mind the blasphemous attempt at calling yourself God.
                Give me a break. Go home, child. Your mommy is calling you.
                Jesus is watching you masturbate.

                Nunquam concumbo dutch puellus intra clunis.

                numquam futuis, puer Batavica ad te asinus praesepe

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                • #83
                  Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                  Only a fool says someone is not when they cannot be sure.
                  You do not know when jesus will come.
                  You do not know how he will come or what cloud he will come down on.
                  I said my father. It is you who named me God.
                  Jesus was always called blasphemous.
                  What makes you think he will not again?
                  You silly woman.
                  Mark these letters on your heart.
                  RGG
                  When you know what they mean you will cry a thousand days in rememberance of what you just said.
                  Of course I expected a cat to hiss at me, the women always think they can bully a man.
                  Woman, I am more woman than you ever will be.
                  Goodbye and farewell.

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                  • #84
                    Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                    The future is bright. DEAL WITH IT.

                    Do you get the point yet? We are not fringe. YOU ARE FRINGE. We are not extreme. YOU ARE EXTREME. We are not "just kidding".

                    DEAL WITH IT.
                    Let me be clear: I do not give a piffle. But I am not "just kidding" either, if I say something then I stand by it.

                    Do you know what the difference is between being extreme and being human? Being extreme means that you will not be swayed by any petty argument. Being human means that you can be reasoned with and are capable of logic and emotion.

                    I will troll you. If you want to know the reason, it's because I am a Christian. And if you want me to go troll the other 100,000,000 people that "agree" with you, point me in their direction.
                    Last edited by Pastor Billy-Reuben; 05-28-2009, 02:55 AM. Reason: fixed quote tags.

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                    • #85
                      Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                      Originally posted by Trenr... View Post
                      if I say something then I stand by it. ... Being extreme means that you will not be swayed by any petty argument.
                      So you are "extreme" by your own definition.

                      Originally posted by Trenr... View Post
                      I will troll you. If you want to know the reason, it's because I am a Christian. And if you want me to go troll the other 100,000,000 people that "agree" with you, point me in their direction.
                      "They" are as close as your nearest mirror, friend.

                      Pastor Billy-Reuben
                      Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

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                      • #86
                        Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                        you call yourself a christian, yet you are unable to accept someone? god's love is unconditional. he loves homosexuals regaurdless. he created a person and gave them flaws. everyone has flaws. you arent better than anyone. someone who is gay is still a human and can still love god. ANYONE that lives a good life, loves & has faith in god, is honest, and treats others then way they want to be treated is accepted into heaven. even murderers can go to heaven. (as long as they are TRUELY sorry for theyre sins and love/believe in god) GOD LOVES EVERYONE UNCONDITIONALLY.

                        this is the most distgusting, close-mided site i have ever witnessed. you call yourselves "christians". you're all far from it. you all think youre above everyone and treat others like dirt.

                        you put woman, people of other races, and homosexuals down. people cannot help who they are. people cannot help if theyre born, gay, or as a woman. and they cannot chose what race they are.

                        you claim to love god, yet you hate the very beings that he created? you judge people by theyre sins when YOU have no right to. you just people that you dont even know based on the color of theyre skin, or who they love.

                        just because i am half african-american and half white, does not make me any less of a person. i love jesus and i try my best to be a good person.

                        everyone has flaws, and it's important to learn from your mistakes. jesus is VERY forgiving! everone on this site seems to forget that.

                        this website is a CULT of pure hatred. youre brainwashing people and everything you stand for is wrong

                        im a proud to be CATHOLIC. i am proud to have the real faith and to love god.

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                        • #87
                          Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                          Originally posted by Rachel Wheat View Post
                          you call yourself a christian, yet you are unable to accept someone? god's love is unconditional. he loves homosexuals regaurdless. he created a person and gave them flaws. everyone has flaws. you arent better than anyone. someone who is gay is still a human and can still love god. ANYONE that lives a good life, loves & has faith in god, is honest, and treats others then way they want to be treated is accepted into heaven. even murderers can go to heaven. (as long as they are TRUELY sorry for theyre sins and love/believe in god) GOD LOVES EVERYONE UNCONDITIONALLY.

                          this is the most distgusting, close-mided site i have ever witnessed. you call yourselves "christians". you're all far from it. you all think youre above everyone and treat others like dirt.

                          you put woman, people of other races, and homosexuals down. people cannot help who they are. people cannot help if theyre born, gay, or as a woman. and they cannot chose what race they are.

                          you claim to love god, yet you hate the very beings that he created? you judge people by theyre sins when YOU have no right to. you just people that you dont even know based on the color of theyre skin, or who they love.

                          just because i am half african-american and half white, does not make me any less of a person. i love jesus and i try my best to be a good person.

                          everyone has flaws, and it's important to learn from your mistakes. jesus is VERY forgiving! everone on this site seems to forget that.

                          this website is a CULT of pure hatred. youre brainwashing people and everything you stand for is wrong

                          im a proud to be CATHOLIC. i am proud to have the real faith and to love god.

                          Hatred. Brain washing. Cult. Big words deary. And all completely wrong. This Forum is caring and the people here look after their own. And try and help newcomer's.
                          Why do you and the rest of non believer's not see that?.

                          And I am a Christian and also have real Faith and love God. Just as every member here does.
                          It's not a competition is it?. I feel sad for you and your Catholic Religion.
                          And just one last thing. Being proud of yourself is wrong.

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                          • #88
                            Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!




                            Originally posted by Rachel Wheat View Post
                            you call yourself a christian, yet you are unable to accept someone? god's love is unconditional. he loves homosexuals regaurdless.
                            No, He quite clearly says where they are going.

                            I Corinthians 6:9

                            Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

                            Now, I do this at my own peril because of the KJV policy here at Landover, but Young's Literal Translation really puts this one into Real American®.

                            I Corinthians 6:9
                            Have ye not known that the unrighteous the reign of God shall not inherit? be not led astray; neither whoremongers, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor sodomites.

                            Originally posted by Rachel Wheat View Post
                            he created a person and gave them flaws. everyone has flaws. you arent better than anyone.
                            Actually, we are better than everyone. You know, since we go to heaven and you don't.

                            1 Cor. 6:1
                            Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world?

                            I say to this one. What say you, ladies and gentlemen?
                            Sorry, I'm just practicing for the rapture. I don't get a say until then.

                            Originally posted by Rachel Wheat View Post
                            someone who is gay is still a human and can still love god.
                            See above.

                            Originally posted by Rachel Wheat View Post
                            ANYONE that lives a good life, loves & has faith in god, is honest, and treats others then way they want to be treated is accepted into heaven. even murderers can go to heaven. (as long as they are TRUELY sorry for theyre sins and love/believe in god) GOD LOVES EVERYONE UNCONDITIONALLY.
                            That's not exactly correct. There are many things that God hates and dislikes.

                            Proverbs 6:16-19

                            These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
                            An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
                            A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

                            Proverbs 21:4
                            An high look, and a proud heart, and the plowing of the wicked, is sin.

                            You would have to repent from the homosexual choicestyle before you could even consider Salvation. Then, there are the Scriptures I posted.


                            Originally posted by Rachel Wheat View Post
                            this is the most distgusting, close-mided site i have ever witnessed. you call yourselves "christians". you're all far from it. you all think youre above everyone and treat others like dirt.
                            Is this your first day on the internets? What do you think would happen if you showed up on Free Republic as a lieberal? What do you think would happen to one of us on dummycracktip underground?

                            Would they welcome us warmly?

                            Originally posted by Rachel Wheat View Post
                            you put woman,
                            Nope, our women are treated exactly as the Word tells us to.

                            Originally posted by Rachel Wheat View Post
                            people of other races,
                            We abhor racism here. If you see it, PLEASE CONTACT A SENIOR PASTOR ASAP! The violator will be slapped with a ban.


                            Originally posted by Rachel Wheat View Post
                            and homosexuals down.
                            Homosexuality is a choice. Pray and be healed.


                            Originally posted by Rachel Wheat View Post
                            people cannot help who they are. people cannot help if theyre born, gay, or as a woman. and they cannot chose what race they are.

                            Fag coddling stinking thinking from hippy UU lieberal catlick types... I'm okay you're okay, when the Word clearly tells you that you aren't.

                            Originally posted by Rachel Wheat View Post
                            you claim to love god, yet you hate the very beings that he created? you judge people by theyre sins when YOU have no right to. you just people that you dont even know based on the color of theyre skin, or who they love.
                            Of course, we don't judge on the basis of one's color. What makes you think we do?

                            Galatians 3:28
                            There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.

                            Originally posted by Rachel Wheat View Post
                            just because i am half african-american and half white, does not make me any less of a person. i love jesus and i try my best to be a good person.
                            You are half African or American? Are you one of those racist types who tries to trace your lineage across the sea? My racist grandmother tried to trace our lineage to the Mayflower, but it didn't work out. She did get some ancient relation from Jamestown to prove how white we are.

                            Originally posted by Rachel Wheat View Post
                            everyone has flaws, and it's important to learn from your mistakes. jesus is VERY forgiving! everone on this site seems to forget that.
                            There are things He doesn't forgive like blasphemy against the Holy Ghost.

                            Matthew 12:31

                            Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.


                            Originally posted by Rachel Wheat View Post
                            this website is a CULT of pure hatred. youre brainwashing people and everything you stand for is wrong
                            So much of a cult that the red button in the right hand corner of your browser will allow you to escape it forever. No one asked you to come here.


                            Originally posted by Rachel Wheat View Post
                            im a proud to be CATHOLIC. i am proud to have the real faith and to love god.
                            You love Him so much you can't even be bothered to capitalize His name.
                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                            • #89
                              Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                              this site is full of pure hatred ACTUALLY. calling someone names? is that very "christian"? so whatt if someone is homosexual, (its none of your business who they love) there is NO NEED to call them a "fag" that word is distgusting. just like everyone on here. you contradict yourselves to much on here. you say its wrong to be proud of youself, yet you admit you think youre better than everyone else? makes REAL sense. hypacrits.

                              theres more to being christian than reading the bible. (thats important BUT) you have to show god that youre a good, and loving person. love your neighbor? that goes for loving people who are different than you and treating people eaqual and with respect.

                              so wouldnt it make sense to respect and love gay people?

                              reply with wat you want. youre still not defending youself by repsonding with why im not usung good punctuation. ha!

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                              • #90
                                Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

                                Originally posted by Rachel Wheat View Post
                                this site is full of pure hatred ACTUALLY. calling someone names? is that very "christian"? so whatt if someone is homosexual, (its none of your business who they love) there is NO NEED to call them a "fag" that word is distgusting. just like everyone on here. you contradict yourselves to much on here. you say its wrong to be proud of youself, yet you admit you think youre better than everyone else? makes REAL sense. hypacrits.

                                theres more to being christian than reading the bible. (thats important BUT) you have to show god that youre a good, and loving person. love your neighbor? that goes for loving people who are different than you and treating people eaqual and with respect.

                                so wouldnt it make sense to respect and love gay people?

                                reply with wat you want. youre still not defending youself by repsonding with why im not usung good punctuation. ha!
                                I can assure you, none of my neighbors are Sodomites.
                                We don't hate them. We hate their perverted lifestyle.
                                Go and read a Bible instead of persecuting us.

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                                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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