[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Hi everyone

I don;t feel that you can pin me with a lack of intelligence.

I'd like to pin YOU through the throat and put you in a display case, you ingrate! I would present you as a warning to All Who Snivel, Who Whine about the awards bestowed upon them by this most GODLY of forums. Every award is prayed over, is discussed in depth and greatly considered before being gifted to forum users -- a little gratitude wouldn't go amiss, sonny!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hi everyone

I don;t feel that you can pin me with a lack of intelligence.

If you want to pretend to be intelligent, you could consider saying "don't" instead of "don;t".

[Sparky]

Re: Hi everyone

If you want to pretend to be intelligent, you could consider saying "don't" instead of "don;t".

Ha ha ha..... it's funny because you pointed out a typing error.
Nonetheless, keyboard issues aside, I'm still reasonably smart

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hi everyone

Nonetheless, keyboard issues aside, I'm still reasonably smart

And modest it seems...

[Sparky]

Re: Hi everyone

I'd like to pin YOU through the throat and put you in a display case, you ingrate! I would present you as a warning to All Who Snivel, Who Whine about the awards bestowed upon them by this most GODLY of forums. Every award is prayed over, is discussed in depth and greatly considered before being gifted to forum users -- a little gratitude wouldn't go amiss, sonny!

Nice, aggression. Always an attractive trait in a woman. Also, if I had said that I'd like to pin you through the throat, I bet I'd have received half a dozen warnings about being violent or something. Luckily I don't want to do that, so it's fine
All I'm saying is I'm not gay, stupid or crazy so those awards aren't very accurate.
Kudos to whoever gave me the "uppity woman" one though

[chndlrjhnsn]

Re: Hi everyone

Ha ha ha

Please, Ms. Sparky, don't mock the True Christians on this godly forum! It hurts Jesus.

[Sparky]

Re: Hi everyone

Please, Ms. Sparky, don't mock the True Christians on this godly forum! It hurts Jesus.

I don't think Jesus is so weak that my laughter would hurt him. In fact, I seriously doubt that he would care in the slightest.
Thank you, but just "Sparky" is fine, no need for the "Ms"

[chndlrjhnsn]

Re: Hi everyone

I don't think Jesus is so weak that my laughter would hurt him. In fact, I seriously doubt that he would care in the slightest.
Thank you, but just "Sparky" is fine, no need for the "Ms"

Actually, Jesus was crucified for your sins. Can't you see Jesus is suffering?

[Brother Alex]

Re: Hi everyone

I don't think Jesus is so weak that my laughter would hurt him. In fact, I seriously doubt that he would care in the slightest.
Thank you, but just "Sparky" is fine, no need for the "Ms"

Sparky, it is not us you're mocking by your hateful words, you're mocking the LORD. This is a Christian forum. If you wish to spread your hatred against Jesus on the internet then do it elsewhere.

And just so you know, we are actually blessed by your insults. The more you persecute us for our righteousness' sake, the closer we are to the kingdom of heaven.

Matthew 5:10: Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Enjoy Hell, Godmocker.

[PThorne]

Re: Hi everyone

Sparky,

It seems as if your Father didn't show you your place when you were younger. Ill pray for you in hopes that youll turn your life around before your fertility clock expires.

Brother In Christ,
Peter

[chndlrjhnsn]

Re: Hi everyone

Amen, brother. Uppity women tend to become old maids if'n they don't change their uppity ways. Praise baby Jesus!

[PThorne]

Re: Hi everyone

Sparky,

It seems as if your Father didn't show you your place when you were younger. Ill pray for you in hopes that youll turn your life around before your fertility clock expires.

Brother In Christ,
Peter

It seems that the bold section of my post has offended a Higher up at LBC. Not going to name names but just trying to clear this up as im not able to PM this person. Are you physically related to this person or did my mistake of capitalizing the F in father offend you?

[Felicity]

Re: Hi everyone

@PThorne I misunderstood what you meant, sorry about that.

[Sparky]

Re: Hi everyone

It seems that the bold section of my post has offended a Higher up at LBC. Not going to name names but just trying to clear this up as im not able to PM this person. Are you physically related to this person or did my mistake of capitalizing the F in father offend you?

No-one on this forum is related to me, so I think it was the capitalisation probably.
Don't worry, I've got another 15 years or so before I'm too old to have kids, so I doubt I'll be an old maid
Also, I'm not intentionally mocking Jesus, I'm just standing up for what I believe in, as all of you are

[PThorne]

Re: Hi everyone

@PThorne I misunderstood what you meant, sorry about that.

Quick draw on the infraction button today Felicity?