Des' first go

[DesmondCole]

Hey! I'm Desmond.

I have many friends within the local baptist community and they encouraged me to find a forum online where I could meet people outside the small church to see what it's like around the globe. I figured USA is the religious Christian centre of the free world so here I am!

I'll just hang around, ask a few questions, maybe find some stuff out about not only myself, but the world as a whole!

Oh, and don't be afraid to ask anything. I have nothing to hide.

all the best,
Des

[Felicity]

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@DesmondCole Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

[DesmondCole]

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I'm glad to be here!

I've read through the rules and all so now, I'm ready!

I just need to figure out how to join the tasty pie club...

[Nobar King]

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What are you doing in Botswana?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Have you ever eaten a missionary?

[WinnerNotSinner]

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Where abouts in the USA? Is it sunny there?


Edit: woops, I misread!

What's your favourite piece of scripture?

[DesmondCole]

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What are you doing in Botswana?

Oh, I live here - have done so all my life. I moved from Maun, my hometown pretty recently. I'm glad so be able to attend school while still having close to my family.

And I have never even seen a missionary

[Phebe Carlyle]

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I'm glad to be here!

I've read through the rules and all so now, I'm ready!

I just need to figure out how to join the tasty pie club...

Hello Mr Cole,

Welcome.

What is your favorite scripture?

Are you married?

Do you have children, if so how many?

It is obvious you like pie, so which is your favorite?

Also, most importantly, what brought you to The Lord Jesus Christ?

Isn't botswana bat feces? Why are you in bat's feces?

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I moved from Maun, my hometown

Maun? Isn't that in Ireland? "The Mountains of Maun" and all that?

(Nice tune, horrible people - all catholic!)

Anyway, why aren't you out catching lions or whatever it is that you do? And how come you have a computer if you live in Africa?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Welcome, Desmond Cole. Where is Gaborone, Botswana? Is that in Italy? It sounds like "macoroni" to me.

[DesmondCole]

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Hello Mr Cole,

Welcome.

What is your favorite scripture?

Are you married?

Do you have children, if so how many?

It is obvious you like pie, so which is your favorite?

Also, most importantly, what brought you to The Lord Jesus Christ?

Isn't botswana bat feces? Why are you in bat's feces?

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

Thank you!

I haven't figured out a favourite scripture yet. I haven't finished the "good book" yet even - my friends are urging me constantly.. "Why are you so slow?", they ask. I take my time. I'm at The Book of Micah at the moment.

I'm not married yet. I haven't found someone yet, I suppose. Still, there's somebody out there for everyone, isn't there?

I don't have children yet either.

Who doesn't like pie!? haha - I remember when I was younger, me and my big brother went to Johannesburg to see our aunt and she had made pie. It was the first time I had ever tasted pie and I constantly sought for it afterwards. My favourite pie is apple pie.

The Lord Jesus Christ is someone that I've been growing up with, he's been a part of my family as long as I can remember. Until now, I haven't really acted on religion much, other than it being part of my upbringing but I want to find out more. What can I do for God, what can God do for me? Stuff like that.

And bat feces? What do you mean?

[DesmondCole]

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Maun? Isn't that in Ireland? "The Mountains of Maun" and all that?

(Nice tune, horrible people - all catholic!)

Anyway, why aren't you out catching lions or whatever it is that you do? And how come you have a computer if you live in Africa?

I think people need to see what modern day Africa looks like. Many people use computers every day.
Sure, in Somalia, they're not very technologically advanced but here in the south, it's different! Also, I'm lucky to be in a wealthy family.

and sure, there are lions at savannahs but there is no point in catching them.

[James Hutchins]

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What is your real last name? Is it Mugamwawambe?

I knew a Mugamwawambe once, when I went on a mission to convert you heathens to Christianity. Young Mugamwawambe would wash my feet every night and massage my stiff, throbbing muscles.

[James Hutchins]

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I think people need to see what modern day Africa looks like. Many people use computers every day.
Sure, in Somalia, they're not very technologically advanced but here in the south, it's different! Also, I'm lucky to be in a wealthy family.

and sure, there are lions at savannahs but there is no point in catching them.

I bet lions taste like chicken anyway and are easier to catch.

[LucieLoo]

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think she mean bat poo (faeces) but their english isn't quite up to it.