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  • austrian_girl
    Unsaved trash, teenaged foreigner
    • Jun 2010
    • 31

    #1

    C'est moi

    ok, so i've been told that i have to introduce myself...

    I am 16 years old my name is Viki and I live in Austria in a small town called 'Weißkirchen' which means literally 'White Church'

    I don't know what else I could say... ask questions
    Sorry for any mistakes... english is not my native language
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: C'est moi

    Why are you here?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Felicity
      As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2010
      • 4834

      #3
      Re: C'est moi

      @austrian_girl Welcome!

      Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!
      I Jesus!

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      • austrian_girl
        Unsaved trash, teenaged foreigner
        • Jun 2010
        • 31

        #4
        Re: C'est moi

        I like to learn about different things like lifestyle and religion...
        how can you lern better then asking those who are involved with this religion?
        (And maybe a little bit because everyone thinks that Austria is the same as Australia )
        Sorry for any mistakes... english is not my native language

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        • True Disciple
          True Christian™ Creation Scientist
          Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
          Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2009
          • 2445

          #5
          Re: C'est moi

          Welcome, Viki. Do your have the permission of either your father or your husband to post here?

          The only thing I know of Austria is kangaroos, mountains, red hot deserts, catholics, koala bears, lederhosen and ladies in dirndls. Are there any Baptists in your country at all?
          Sweet Lord Jesus,
          I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
          Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
          Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
          Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
          Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
          Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
          Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

          Amen.

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          • austrian_girl
            Unsaved trash, teenaged foreigner
            • Jun 2010
            • 31

            #6
            Re: C'est moi

            Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
            The only thing I know of Austria is kangaroos, mountains, red hot deserts, catholics, koala bears, lederhosen and ladies in dirndls. Are there any Baptists in your country at all?
            Hihi... Lederhosen and a Dirndl is indeed Austrian... just like Schnitzel and Sachertorte, but we don't have deserts koalas or kangaroos http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austria <- maybe if you want to know some things about Austria

            I'm not married and my father allows it for sure...
            Sorry for any mistakes... english is not my native language

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            • austrian_girl
              Unsaved trash, teenaged foreigner
              • Jun 2010
              • 31

              #7
              Re: C'est moi

              And I don't think there are Baptists in Austria... but I'm not sure
              Sorry for any mistakes... english is not my native language

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              • True Disciple
                True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2009
                • 2445

                #8
                Re: C'est moi

                Originally posted by austrian_girl View Post
                And I don't think there are Baptists in Austria... but I'm not sure

                That is very shocking! God has often destroyed nations with far more True Christians(tm) (at least, four righteous people weren't enough to save Sodom). Maybe it is time to get on your knees and accept Christ right now?
                Sweet Lord Jesus,
                I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                Amen.

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                • austrian_girl
                  Unsaved trash, teenaged foreigner
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 31

                  #9
                  Re: C'est moi

                  As I said I'm not sure... you see I live in this very small town there are only 3.000 people so we don't have many different religions
                  Sorry for any mistakes... english is not my native language

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                  • Sister Charli
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 1590

                    #10
                    Re: C'est moi

                    Originally posted by austrian_girl View Post
                    And I don't think there are Baptists in Austria... but I'm not sure
                    Now I understand why folk confuse Austria and Australia.

                    We don't have any True Christians (tm) here either.

                    Well, apart from Mrs Wintersnow and those from Landover who have come down to try and save this Godless country.
                    2 Chronicles 7:14
                    14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: C'est moi

                      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Jo Freddie
                        Unsaved trash
                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 6339

                        #12
                        Re: C'est moi

                        Originally posted by austrian_girl View Post
                        And I don't think there are Baptists in Austria... but I'm not sure

                        It says there are, but being wikipedia that has a 99.99% chance of being incorrect.
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                        • austrian_girl
                          Unsaved trash, teenaged foreigner
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 31

                          #13
                          Re: C'est moi

                          ... and I know a little bit more thank you freddie (or would you liked to be called jo?)
                          Sorry for any mistakes... english is not my native language

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                          • Jo Freddie
                            Unsaved trash
                            Hateful God mocking pirate
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 6339

                            #14
                            Re: C'est moi

                            Originally posted by austrian_girl View Post
                            ... and I know a little bit more thank you freddie (or would you liked to be called jo?)
                            Please call me Jo, and take the time to read the Gospel and Canon mentioned in my signature.
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                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22892

                              #15
                              Re: C'est moi

                              This may help people respond to the OP:
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