Greetings from the Holy Land!

[Beelzebubbles]

Hello,

When I stumbled upon this forum by pure chance, I must say a particular phrase in the Old Testament immediately sprung to mind: "And there was light." Thank Jesus Our Lord and Saviour, I have finally seen a spot of light in the dark cavern that is the internet.

In my country (Israel), I live under the constant fear of infidel violence, something which must be stopped (with the help of God the Father). I can no longer go to my own church, lest I risk losing my life through heathen bullet or bomb!

But I would never pretend my suffering is greater than His. Praise Jesus! Death to the infidel!

[John Creeser]

Re: Greetings from the Holy Land!

Hello,

When I stumbled upon this forum by pure chance, I must say a particular phrase in the Old Testament immediately sprung to mind: "And there was light." Thank Jesus Our Lord and Saviour, I have finally seen a spot of light in the dark cavern that is the internet.

In my country (Israel), I live under the constant fear of infidel violence, something which must be stopped (with the help of God the Father). I can no longer go to my own church, lest I risk losing my life through heathen bullet or bomb!

But I would never pretend my suffering is greater than His. Praise Jesus! Death to the infidel!

You sound confused friend. You're from israel sound like a mudslime speaking of infidels and have a satanic handle.

Think we have another troll.

[Beelzebubbles]

Re: Greetings from the Holy Land!

I beg your pardon? I'm a devout Christian who just happens to live in a country ruled by Jews and bombed by Muslims! They shall never take the Holy Land from me!

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Greetings from the Holy Land!

I beg your pardon? I'm a devout Christian who just happens to live in a country ruled by Jews and bombed by Muslims! They shall never take the Holy Land from me!

Uh-huh

Tell me friend,

What church do you belong to that you can't go to?
What is your favorite scripture?
How did you come to find Jesus?
When and where were you baptized?

Brother Creeser is right, you talk like a muzzie. Are you a Palestinian trying to get us to bring you over here so you can bomb our country?

[Joshua Godwins]

Re: Greetings from the Holy Land!

I beg your pardon? I'm a devout Christian who just happens to live in a country ruled by Jews and bombed by Muslims! They shall never take the Holy Land from me!

Why the Satanic moniker? I smell a troll.

[David Rothstein]

Re: Greetings from the Holy Land!

Hello,

When I stumbled upon this forum by pure chance, I must say a particular phrase in the Old Testament immediately sprung to mind: "And there was light." Thank Jesus Our Lord and Saviour, I have finally seen a spot of light in the dark cavern that is the internet.

In my country (Israel), I live under the constant fear of infidel violence, something which must be stopped (with the help of God the Father). I can no longer go to my own church, lest I risk losing my life through heathen bullet or bomb!

But I would never pretend my suffering is greater than His. Praise Jesus! Death to the infidel!

I suspect you are here to mock Christians and Jews. Exposing Islam for the devil worship that it is is fine, but Christians are merely well intentioned people that have made The Jewish faith more complicated than it need be. I certainly don't mock them, but want to help them understand the true love and devotion of Judaism.

Precisely where in my home country do you reside? I have many contacts and relatives in Haifa, Tel Aviv, etc.. that can verify if you are a demonic troll or sincere.

Shalom

[Beelzebubbles]

Re: Greetings from the Holy Land!

What church do you belong to that you can't go to?

I used to go the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in the Holy City, but the infidels have made it unsafe for me.

How did you come to find Jesus?

My mother was a devout Christian and when the infidel killed her, I knew Christ was the only way to Truth.

When and where were you baptized?

Bethany Beyond the Jordan, where the Lord, too, was baptized.

Brother Creeser is right, you talk like a muzzie. Are you a Palestinian trying to get us to bring you over here so you can bomb our country?

I would never leave the Holy Land, and don't call me a muzzie. God doesn't approve of false accusations.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Greetings from the Holy Land!

I beg your pardon?

No.

I'm a devout Christian

Not only are you not a Christian, you also suck at pretending to be a Christian.

who just happens to live in a country ruled by Jews and bombed by Muslims!

Isn't your leader Geert Wilders protecting you from them? He is Indonesian BTW not Jewish.

They shall never take the Holy Land from me!

If you would actually be protecting the Holy Land it would be all Muslim by now. Be happy that Americans are providing the real protection there and not the Dutch. The victims in Srebrenica, the few that survived, are still angry about the "protection" you provided them with.

[Nobar King]

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I get so excited when I read these threads and then I get so disappointed.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Greetings from the Holy Land!

I suspect you are here to mock Christians and Jews. Exposing Islam for the devil worship that it is is fine, but Christians are merely well intentioned people that have made The Jewish faith more complicated than it need be. I certainly don't mock them, but want to help them understand the true love and devotion of Judaism.

Precisely where in my home country do you reside? I have many contacts and relatives in Haifa, Tel Aviv, etc.. that can verify if you are a demonic troll or sincere.

Shalom

We've made it more complicated? Are you sure you're a Jew? Because it seems that it's the Jews who spend their lives complicating things.

Just look at the Sabbath,

• Can't turn on kitchen equipment
• Can't start a fire
• Can't start anything electrical because pushing the button is considered "work"
• Can't climb a tree
• Can't go fishing or hunting
• Can't drive to Synagogue (so what's with all the parking?)
• Orthodox Jews often set their lights on timers and unscrew the lightbulbs in their refrigerators on the Sabbath
• Can't carry anything through a doorway (Including a newspaper)
• You're not supposed to make employees work on your sabbath.

http://www.teshuvah.com/articles/shabbat/sabbath1.htm

THE 39 CATEGORIES
In order to understand the meaning of the Hebrew word melakha, the Sages specified 39 categories of endeavor which are not allowed on the Sabbath (in addition to the direct commands shown above). These are generally thought of as being derived from those tasks which were required in the building of the Holy Temple. It is important to understand that these are general categories. For instance, mowing the lawn could fit into a few of these categories, including plowing, reaping or harvesting.

1. Carrying
2. Burning
3. Extinguishing
4. Finishing
5. Writing
6. Erasing
7. Cooking
8. Washing
9. Sewing
10. Tearing
11. Knotting
12. Untying
13. Shaping
14. Plowing
15. Planting
16. Reaping
17. Harvesting
18. Threshing
19. Winnowing
20. Selecting
21. Sifting
22. Grinding
23. Kneading
24. Combing
25. Spinning
26. Dyeing
27. Chain-stitching
28. Warping
29. Weaving
30. Unraveling
31. Building
32. Demolishing
33. Trapping
34. Shearing
35. Slaughtering
36. Skinning
37. Tanning
38. Smoothing
39. Marking

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Greetings from the Holy Land!

I would never leave the Holy Land, and don't call me a muzzie. God doesn't approve of false accusations.

Friend,

As Church security officer please provide proof you are not a secret Muslim terrorist pretending to be a Christian. After Barrak Obama we can not be to careful. So were is your baptism certificate?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Greetings from the Holy Land!

Wow. This one is Dutch, picks a name that sounds like a Satanic stripper, then wants us to believe he is a devout Christian in Israel.

Why is it that the God-mockers who join this forum can't at least be honest about who they are? Is there anything more pathetic than someone who makes up a complete false identity just to troll Christians on the Internet?

To his (minimal) credit, at least he didn't claim to be from "Belgium".

[David Rothstein]

Re: Greetings from the Holy Land!

We've made it more complicated? Are you sure you're a Jew? Because it seems that it's the Jews who spend their lives complicating things.

Just look at the Sabbath,

• Can't turn on kitchen equipment
• Can't start a fire
• Can't start anything electrical because pushing the button is considered "work"
• Can't climb a tree
• Can't go fishing or hunting
• Can't drive to Synagogue (so what's with all the parking?)
• Orthodox Jews often set their lights on timers and unscrew the lightbulbs in their refrigerators on the Sabbath
• Can't carry anything through a doorway (Including a newspaper)
• You're not supposed to make employees work on your sabbath.

http://www.teshuvah.com/articles/shabbat/sabbath1.htm

Yes, for one day we forgo these activities and then sleep well knowing we have pleased God. It's hardly complicated.

I noticed that you were here all day last Sunday(as were most "Christians"). Are you pleasing your Jesus without sitting in His church?

Shalom

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Greetings from the Holy Land!

Yes, for one day we forgo these activities and then sleep well knowing we have pleased God. It's hardly complicated.

I noticed that you were here all day last Sunday(as were most "Christians"). Are you pleasing your Jesus without sitting in His church?

Shalom

Uh we're not the ones with the "no electronics" rule. And I seem to remember you log on here last SATURDAY!