Itroducing: Myself

[Rebold]

Hi my name is David, i am from the God-forsaken land of Denmark. I hope that, despite my nationality, you will welcome me in your community. I have yet to read the bible in it's entirety, but i have read a few passages and found it interesting. I can't say that i have found Jesus, but perhaps i might have a change of heart after being here on these fora listening to everyone in here. Looking forward to hearing from you!

[landoverlover]

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Hi my name is David, i am from the God-forsaken land of Denmark. I hope that, despite my nationality, you will welcome me in your community. I have yet to read the bible in it's entirety, but i have read a few passages and found it interesting. I can't say that i have found Jesus, but perhaps i might have a change of heart after being here on these fora listening to everyone in here. Looking forward to hearing from you!

You're right about Denmark, friend, but you can redeem yourself.

First, how about a proper introduction? Are you married? How many soldiers for Christ have you sired? Of the "few passages" you have read, what is your favorite verse? What is your favorite pie? Do you attend church, and if so which one (they can be hard to come by in your sinful country, and a right Baptist one nearly impossible).

Second, what more important thing do you have to do than study the King James 1611 Bible? Answer: NOTHING. Your soul depends on your reading and obeying every word. If you get a move-on you can be done in a year or so. You may also search our forum for an accelerated Bible-study class.

Time's a-wasting.

[Warner S. Davidson]

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Welcome David -

How very pleasant to hear from a Dane that acknowledges that Denmark is Satan's worldwide training ground for his anti-Christ disciples

Friend, Jesus has directed you to Gods favourite Ministry so that you will be Saved™

I do hope that the Bible you are reading is the KJV1611 as it is the official and authorised word of God

Tell us a little more about yourself, this will help the Godly Pastors here set you on the road to Salvation™

Praise Jesus

[James Dewitt]

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Welcome Freind, I am sorry to hear that you hale from that God forsaken land know as Denmark. There is a ray of sunshine for you, move, Jesus would like you so very much if you did. Have you given any thought to your Salvation(R), its time you did?

[Felicity]

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@Rebold Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

[Rebold]

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What a lovely welcome to get from all of you!
Forgive my manners and let me introduce myself even further:
I am not married, as most of the women in these lands are whores and sluts.
My favourite pie would probably be apple-pie. And as for church-going goes (!) there are, as landoverlover said, not many proper churches to come by in this country!
And as for moving, might i sugest instead, that i become your missionary and rid these lands, of the heathens that have grown, from the evil seeds planted, during the Viking-raids?
By the way, i found my favourite passage:
Genesis 19:24-25
If there is anything else you would like to know, please feel free to ask...

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Hi my name is David, i am from the God-forsaken land of Denmark. I hope that, despite my nationality, you will welcome me in your community. I have yet to read the bible in it's entirety, but i have read a few passages and found it interesting. I can't say that i have found Jesus, but perhaps i might have a change of heart after being here on these fora listening to everyone in here. Looking forward to hearing from you!

Hello David,

Do you have a cold? Your "itroduction" tends to tell of such a tale.

But seriously now, welcome!

Jesus obviously lead you here and by the sounds of it, for darn good reason!

As you haven't read the entire Bible as yet, of the scriptures you have perused, what is your favorite verse?

Also are you married?

I look forward to chatting with you more.

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please don't try and tell us how delicious blubber is, we've heard it all before.


If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Titus Templeton]

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Welcome from germany, friend.

[Warner S. Davidson]

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David -

Again welcome. It is clear that God has called you to be Saved(tm)

You have been very courageous in blatantly defying your Commie / Nazi Danish overlords in your endeavor to become a True Christian(tm)

When the rapture occurs God will take back the barren wasteland that is Denmark and True Christians(tm) will will laugh and rejoice as all Danish sinners are slowly and eternally tortured in Hell

Which makes this piece of scripture very appropriate
Exodus 23:33


Do not let them live in your land, or they will cause you to sin against me, because the worship of their gods will certainly be a snare to you."


Warner S. Davidson

[Lisa H]

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David.

I hope you find true inspiration in the Lord at Landover