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  • Anti christ
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    • Sep 2010
    • 1

    #1

    antichrist rant

    I'll start this rant with a little lesson for you misguided fools:

    "Samar'ia shall bear her guilt, because she has rebelled against her God; they shall fall by the sword, their little ones shall be dashed in pieces, and their pregnant women ripped open." Hosea 13:16

    "Behold the day of the Lord comes, cruel, with wrath and fierce anger" god-Isaiah 13:9,

    "Do not withhold discipline from a child; if you beat him with a rod, he will not die. If you beat him with the rod, you will save his soul from Sheol." Proverbs 23:13

    Now, you idiots complain about children being exposed to games where there is some slight indiction of promoting terroism and inpure thoughts. However, your pretentious morons promote a fictious book about a man who raped a married virgin, spawned a man who ironicaly caused more; wars, rape and death than any other man on the planet. also, those quotes listed above are just a fraction of quotes that contain missleading and evil references.

    The truth of the matter is, every single one of you poor sools is scared to face the fact that you will all die one day and be face fucked by maggots. There is no saviour, there is no afterlife, there is just a box or an urn (depending on your preferences).

    Much love and may "god by with you, amen". <3
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: antichrist rant

    First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

    Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

    Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


    Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

    I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Warner S. Davidson
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 586

      #3
      Re: antichrist rant

      Anti-Christ my friend, did you have a little too much red Soda today??

      I hope you realise that your hyperactive, arrogant and child like ramblings are not all that conducive to making new friends here

      Hopefully these words of wisdom will quell your "sugar induced" anguish:

      Samuel 2:3
      Talk no more so very proudly;
      Let no arrogance come from your mouth,
      For the LORD is the God of knowledge;
      And by Him actions are weighed
      .

      I will pray for you to discover and welcome Jesus into your heart so you can circumvent your journey into Hell-fire
      2 Samuel 22:31

      As for God, His way is perfect;
      The word of the LORD is proven;
      He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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      • Shela Tansper
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Sep 2010
        • 240

        #4
        Re: antichrist rant

        The Shela Tansper corrective school for boys 13 to 18 years old

        King James Bible v1611
        A passage a day keeps satan away

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        • Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
          Pastor, Physician, Scholar and Financial Genius
          Ask me about my unlimited-income BibleCoin™ opportunities! Invest with the Best!
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2010
          • 259

          #5
          Re: antichrist rant

          Dear Anti christ,

          Originally posted by Anti christ View Post
          "Behold the day of the Lord comes, cruel, with wrath and fierce anger" god-Isaiah 13:9,
          I am glad you noticed that the Holy Bible is not about fluffy bunnies hopping around on a nice green field of grass. Catholics, or whatever communists are called today, tend to ignore that. The Holy Bible is the biggest, the most extreme and the most severe warning a man can ever get in his life. It is the very serious warning that you can only be saved by having faith in Jesus. "For by grace are ye saved through faith." (Ephesians 2:8)

          The truth of the matter is, every single one of you poor sools is scared to face the fact that you will all die one day and be face piffleed by maggots. There is no saviour, there is no afterlife, there is just a box or an urn (depending on your preferences).
          You are suffering from something which is called "being in denial". Deep in your heart you feel that there has to be more that just a box or an urn. You KNOW that there has to be more between Heaven and Earth. Life HAS to be more than that. I pray that you will stop acting like a fool and start acting like the man your mother always hoped you would become and that you will save yourself before it is too late. "For the wages of sin are death." (Romans 6:23)

          Yours in Christ,

          Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
          How to Study the Bible - About HELL! - The Miracles of Jesus - Biblical Facts - Scientific PROOF

          THE BIBLE SAYS THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO HEAVEN!
          Jesus said: "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." John 14:6

          ONLY JESUS CAN SAVE YOU!

          "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus,
          and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him
          from the dead, thou shalt be saved." Romans 10:9


          1. Admit you are a worthless sinner. Romans 3:10
          2. Be willing to turn from sin (repent). Acts 17:30
          3. Believe that Jesus Christ died for you, was buried and
          rose from the dead. Romans 10:9-10
          4. Through prayer, invite Jesus into your life to become
          your personal Savior, Boss, King and Lord. Romans 10:13
          What to Pray:

          Lord Jesus, I know that I have sinned against you.
          I know that I am not perfect and that I can never
          please you through my own efforts. I know that I
          deserve to be judged according to my sins. And, I
          know that I have absolutely nothing to offer you.

          Lord Jesus, I ask you to forgive me. I do not rely
          on myself but only on you and I receive you as
          Lord of my life and as savior of my soul.
          Lord Jesus, please save me!

          Accepted Jesus as your Savior?
          Now you need to:


          1. Study your KJV Bible every day
          to get to know Christ better.
          2. Talk to God in prayer every day.
          3. Be baptized, worship, fellowship,
          and serve with other Christians
          in a church where Christ is preached,
          and the Bible is the final authority.
          4. Tell others about Jesus Christ
          until the day Jesus finally kills you.

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          • Wide-Open
            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2007
            • 18449

            #6
            Re: antichrist rant

            Originally posted by Anti christ View Post
            "Samar'ia shall bear her guilt, because she has rebelled against her God; they shall fall by the sword, their little ones shall be dashed in pieces, and their pregnant women ripped open." Hosea 13:16

            "Behold the day of the Lord comes, cruel, with wrath and fierce anger" god-Isaiah 13:9,

            "Do not withhold discipline from a child; if you beat him with a rod, he will not die." Proverbs 23:13
            Don't really see the problem with those quotes?

            (Apart from not quoting the real Bible, that is...)

            If anything, your post proves how the KJV (Authorized Version) is superior, the only TRUE voice of our Lord.

            Proverbs 23:13 (King James Version)

            Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.

            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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            • HTannor
              America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2009
              • 2612

              #7
              Re: antichrist rant

              The Elders and Pastors of the LBC ask us to be nice to first-time posters and welcome them with open arms..............

              But you come in here shouting preversions! So take your preverted ideas and leave us, you prevert!
              The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

              "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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              • John Creeser
                Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                 
                • Aug 2009
                • 7248

                #8
                Re: antichrist rant

                Relax everyone, it's not the real anti-christ. Obama is too busy making America an islamic state to come here and post on our Godly forums.
                -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #9
                  Re: antichrist rant

                  I have a feeling Auntie Christ here cuts and pastes that into every Christian forum he can find. She obviously didn't look around here at all to see that we are not fluffy-bunny false Christians who think God loves everyone and that all nice people and their dogs go to Heaven.

                  There is a reason, Auntie, that this discussion forum is restricted to adults. The Bible has many stories of sex, rape, genocide, murder, and smiting. Quite simply, it is not appropriate reading for young children.
                  Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                  Proverbs 23:13 (King James Version)

                  Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.

                  If only so many Catholics didn't completely misunderstand that verse, Brother . . .
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Phebe Carlyle
                    GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                    Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 2604

                    #10
                    Re: antichrist rant

                    Gosh, I don't know why he is in a Christian Forum ranting at us, when it is obvious that his gripe is with The Mormons.

                    However, your pretentious mormons promote a fictious book about a man who raped a married virgin, spawned a man who ironicaly caused more; wars, rape and death than any other man on the planet. also, those quotes listed above are just a fraction of quotes that contain missleading and evil references.
                    I know that that Joseph Smith fellow was a horrible man, but I didn't realize he did so much wrong.

                    YIC

                    Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




                    There's Jesus here,
                    Just see what He offers me....
                    Down here my sins forgiven,
                    Up there a home in heaven
                    Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                    • landoverlover
                      Also loves Jesus and America
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2010
                      • 828

                      #11
                      Re: antichrist rant

                      Originally posted by Anti christ View Post
                      I'll start this rant with a little lesson for you misguided fools:

                      "Samar'ia shall bear her guilt, because she has rebelled against her God; they shall fall by the sword, their little ones shall be dashed in pieces, and their pregnant women ripped open." Hosea 13:16

                      "Behold the day of the Lord comes, cruel, with wrath and fierce anger" god-Isaiah 13:9,

                      "Do not withhold discipline from a child; if you beat him with a rod, he will not die. If you beat him with the rod, you will save his soul from Sheol." Proverbs 23:13

                      Now, you idiots complain about children being exposed to games where there is some slight indiction of promoting terroism and inpure thoughts. However, your pretentious mormons promote a fictious book about a man who raped a married virgin, spawned a man who ironicaly caused more; wars, rape and death than any other man on the planet. also, those quotes listed above are just a fraction of quotes that contain missleading and evil references.

                      The truth of the matter is, every single one of you poor sools is scared to face the fact that you will all die one day and be face piffleed by maggots. there is no afterlife, there is just a box or an urn (depending on your preferences).

                      Much love and may "god by with you, amen". <3

                      Friend, I will pray for you. Except the parts I have highlighted in bold, above, I'm with you. The Lord God is sometimes cruel, yes, but cruel to be kind. It's all done out of love, and to correct wayward sinners. I'm truly sorry you can't see that.
                      Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                      2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



                      King James Bible v1611

                      Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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